I'm not Rumiko Takahashi so I don't own Urusei Yatsura.
"Master Shutaro, you have some visitors." One of the guards at the Mendo estate told the young boy.
'Wonder who they are and what they want.' Shutaro Mendo said as he descended a staircase and went to the front door of his house. He didn't expect anyone to show up for him since last night he held a large party for all of Class 2-4 and everyone showed up. He didn't see any reason for any of them to come back the next morning. He briefly thought it might be someone outside his class but dismissed the idea.
Sure enough, the visitors were his classmates Ataru Moroboshi and Lum. Apparently they had arrived in Lum's UFO which was parked on the ground for once in the Mendo front yard. Shutaro noticed that they both wore the same clothes they had on last night and they seemed a little nervous. Lum was holding onto Ataru like she always does but he didn't quite seem to mind it for once.
"Hello and good morning Miss Lum... and Moroboshi." Shutaro greeted them both. "What brings the two of you back here so soon? Especially considering how much in a hurry you were to leave."
"Mendo, did something happen to us last night?" Ataru plainly asked, wanting to get directly to the problem.
Shutaro blinked. "What exactly do you mean Moroboshi?"
"Well, Shutaro, Darling and I can't remember anything that happened last night after we got here. And we have reason to believe that something may have influenced our behavior." Lum rationally explained.
Shutaro slightly smirked. "Oh yeah. Well, last night, I think someone spiked some of the served drinks. Sadly we didn't find out until after a few had already had some. Moroboshi here was behaving like a drunken idiot last night so he might have been one of the victims."
'Well,that explains the headache.' Ataru quickly thought.
"Who would have done that?" Lum wondered out loud.
"Not sure. We never caught them. Whoever it was, they brought pickled plums too and I know for a fact that Miss Lum here got into them." Shutaro replied.
Ataru and Lum both looked at each other in surprise. Apparently they both got drunk last night in their own way and that was why they couldn't remember anything. "Anything else?" Ataru asked.
Shutaro took a deep breath. "Yes. You... attracted quite a bit of attention to yourself last night Moroboshi. One thing you did was grab Miss Lum and... kiss her in front of everyone." Ataru and Lum gasped. "Then you got up on a table and shouted out about how much you... love her and are glad you'll marry someday."
Lum was beaming brightly. Ataru however looked like he was in denial. "That doesn't sound like me."
"I have it caught on our security cameras if you don't believe me." Shutaro added. "Needless to say, you ticked off some of the men there, like Megane and his companions. They were about to thrash you, but Miss Lum defended you by carelessly electrocuting nearly everyone. It was like the American movie 'Carrie' but without the pig's blood. Then the two of you just flew out of here--literally."
Ataru and Lum were silent for a bit. Then Lum spoke up. "Thanks for telling us this Shutaro. And sorry for the trouble we caused."
"No problem Miss Lum." Shutaro replied. "Just remember, like myself not everyone got drunk last night so expect some commotion when school starts."
"Thanks again. Bye bye." Lum waved as she started to drag Ataru back to the flying saucer. The two went inside and flew back towards the Moroboshi house, while Shutaro closed the door and went back to his room to get some more sleep.
