Disclaimer: I do not own any of the hot, smexii, Twilight characters but I do own this lovely smelling Sharpie…

A/N: First off I would like to thank my wonderful reviewers

cough-veryfew-cough. Come on! You can do better than that! I really thought this would be the START! Of something new! It feels so right! To be here with youuuu! But I guess I'm just –tear- going to have to get my head in the game and keep writing by myself. So Gimme More Gimme More Reveiews!

Alice- OMFG B.E.L.L.A!

Bella- WTF!

Alice- ROFL Egg!

Bella- NVMD

Emmett- 5 Dollar! 5 Dollar! 5 Dollar Foot Loooooooog!

Alice and Bella- HFS ( holy friggin shiznit!) 5 dollars!

Everyone-WTH?

Edward- What are you doing?

Alice- IDK talking IM to my BFF Bella?

Rosalie- HEY!

Alice- Sry ONE of my BFF's Bella.

Rosalie- Thank you!

Jasper- Emmett what are you doing?

Emmett- Calling the general!

Announcer voice- Do you need car insurance? Call 1-800-General NOW!

Everyone- …

Alice- SBWDYWTDT?

Bella- ??

Alice- So Bella, what do you want to do today?

Bella- OH! IDKBAORBAP?

Alice- TTS! LGDI!

Edward- You don't want to know…trust me (shivers)

Jasper- Oh Trust me, I know, Alice made me talk like that for one day strait once…I cought on pretty well.

Rosalie- Why do I smell smoke? ALICE YOU ARE SOOOO DEAD!

Emmett- Damn! That was her good thong!