Time
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"Speaking Gallifreyian"
'Telepathic communication'
Previously...
We both go through the door coming out of the newish TARDIS. "I'm glad you're entertained, Rory, now that we're stuck here for all eternity at least you won't be bored." My Bonded comments that this was no laughing matter.
"Wait, what, we're stuck?" Amy asks rather shocked and confused to hear that we're trapped.
"The inside of the TARDIS is now joined to the outside of the TARDIS. Worse than a time loop, a space loop. Nothing can enter or leave this ship ever again." I tried explaining to her as simply as I could.
Only then did it get more confusing for us all when another Amy came through the doors of the TARDIS.
"Okay, kids. This is where it gets complicated."
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"I sense this is now about to get a tad more complicated," I commented quietly in Gallifreyian to Theta that this is going to cause so much confusion for everyone. Especially the Ponds.
"You're not wrong there," he agreed.
"Who the hell are you?" Amy asked staring back at the other her, blinking her eyes.
"I'm you, from your future."
Theta and myself approached the other Amy, "Tell us exactly what's happened."
"Well, the exterior shell of the Tardis has drifted forwards in time," the other Amy started giving an explanation to us, "If you step into the box now, you step into the control floor a tiny bit in the past."
But our Amy if now didn't get it in the slightest, " I don't understand."
"Neither do I," the other Amy, shrugged her shoulders just as clueless.
"But you just said it!"
"No, I'm just repeating it, other Amy explained to us, as I notice my Bonded rub his forehead sensing he was getting a headache from all this and so was I. "I'm just remembering what I heard myself saying when I was standing where you are now, and repeating it. I'm just repeating this too. And this, and this..."
"Oh, I still don't understand."
"You still don't." Other Amy shrugged her shoulders once again.
"Ok right, I now but in, starting to find this now somewhat amusing, "When does this Amy here step inside the box? We need to maintain the time line." I look to the other Amy .
"Ah. As soon as she's slapped Rory," other Amy confirms on what needs to happen.
"Okay," Amy nodded, looking ready to slap her husband.
Rory asked with a unamused laugh, "No, why do I get slapped?"
"Because we have to stick to the established chain of events," my darling Doctor explained.
"One mistake and the whole time line could collapse," I added.
"We could end up with two Amy Ponds for ever, and then what would you do?" Theta asked Rory out of interest. I see him thinking it over for a bit, before turning to his Amy with a rather dirty look on his face mouth almost open. Amy seeing this, made an outraged squeak and slapped him across the face.
'Two Amy Ponds now that would be a nightmare come true.' I joked to Theta looking over at him with a cheeky smile.
'Oh definitely.' He agreed as we both laughed internally.
"Ok," I giggled, "Into the police box, now!" I instructed Amy to get a move on going up the steps and nudging her down them.
In doing so she goes down to the other TARDIS pausing to look at her other self. "What, and then I become her?"
"Yes. Go, go, go!" Theta urged her on, as he walked back up the stairs to join Rory and myself.
Amy paused and gave her other self a glance gesturing at her appearance. "Do I really look like that?"
"Yeah," the other Amy nodded. "Yeah, you do."
"Ooo. Nice choice for your driving lessons." Amy complimented the other Amy for her appearance in a rather teasing manner. Which I only could say was rather disturbing on many levels.
"I bet you would."
"Oh," Theta groaned in annoyance, "This is how it all ends. Pond flirting with herself. True love at last!" thinking he is being a little rude I nudge him to apologize, "Oh, sorry, Rory."
But men, being men, Rory commented back in a slight daze staring at the two Amy's by the TARDIS. "Absolutely no problem at all."
"Now, Amy!" I commanded rather impatiently to her.
"What's the first line?" Amy asks looking to herself for a reminder, hand now on the door handle.
"Okay, kids, this is where it gets complicated," her other self gave in reply.
"Gotcha," Amy nodded, stepping to the police box.
The other Amy turns to us and comes jogging up the stairs. "So, is that it? Are we okay now?"
"No, we're still trapped." Theta confirmed shaking his head.
The main doors came opening alerting us, as another Amy came in along with another Rory following behind her.
"What are you doing?" my Bonded demanded in that very instant.
"Serena told us to get into the police box," the other Rory started explaining to us, "Well, from your point of view you're about to tell us to get into the police box. From our point of view you just told us to get into the police box. Which is why we got into the police box, which is why we're here..."
"Do I have to remember all of that?" Rory frowned, rather confused.
The other him shrugged telling him to go along with it. "It just sort of happens."
"Hi!" Amy waved to herself rather happily.
I see the other returning it in the same manner. "Hi!"
"Oi!" my Doctor told them both off immediately. "Stop that!"
I laughed lightly shaking my head. "Now, you two," I give the couple a shove towards the box, "Into the police box with you. Run!"
"So, what now?" the other Amy asked us soon as Amy and Rory disappeared inside the other TARDIS.
"You two, stay where you are." Theta ordered them to stay put by the main doors. Before we both went over to the console.
"What are you doing?" Rory asked.
"We're setting up a controlled temporal implosion," I replied to him, looking for the correct control on my side of the console, "It's the only way to rest the TARDIS."
"But unless we find exactly the right lever to control the implosion..." Theta started panicking looking for it on his side, "We're all going to die."
"You don't know which lever?" Amy asked us in disbelief.
"No, he hasn't got a clue," I answered, shaking my head looking at him.
"No, I don't," Theta agreed grinning slightly, walking over to face them both. I'm about to retort something back, only to get silenced as he held a finger up behind his back at me, "But I'm about to find out."
The main doors flew open and another Doctor charged in, "The wibbly lever!"
"The wibbly lever!" He praised, "Thank you!" The other Doctor made his exit, while Theta threw the lever raced down the stairs entering the TARDIS, which dematerialised. He comes back through the main doors and up to the console.
I run over to check the monitor, "Excellent!" giving the all clear, We're back in normal flight!"
"The TARDIS is no longer inside itself," my Bonded walked over to the Ponds, resting his arms on their shoulders, "The localised time field is no longer about to implode and rip a hole in all causality. But just in case... Pond, put some trousers on," He advised Amelia, before shooing her and Rory off with a wave of his hand.
"Would I be too distracting for you Theta if I wore a short skirt like Amy's?" I asked flirtatiously, wrapping my arms around Theta's waist from behind resting my head upon his shoulder.
"If you did Serena, I wouldn't know what to do with myself," he responded in the same manner, turning around placing his hands on my hips. As my arms now went to wrap around his neck.
"Well maybe I will," I teased, pecking his lips to distract him moving out of his arms and walking away winking at him over my shoulder leaving him rather speecheless.
