So I had an idea for this chapter and I decided to try it out. Let me now what all you guys think by dropping a review or PMing me. Kay? Oh and I also just realized I forgot about Rosalie…..Ummmm she's in college still but made Emmett come home to do something, yeah…Don't worry I'll add her in later!(Maybe)
Btw I hope you are happy with this chapter because after much badgering by my friend, I finally thought to update this.D
Disclaimer: Had it meant to be my fate to own the Twilight series, I wouldn't be making fanfics would I?
"Come on! This could be the chance of a life time for us!!" Emmett whispered to his brothers. Jasper and Edward skeptically looked at each other. Emmett had said this about a million times before and things never really ended the way he intended them to.
"Pwetty pwease? With Large gratuitous amounts of pictures of Bella and Alice on top?" Saying this he pulled out an envelope from behind his back. "Uh Emmett, what's in that?" Edward asked a little scared.
"I'm glad you asked little bro! In this contains your future if you don't come with me and this one," he said pulling out another envelope very similar to the other "Contains a lovely bribe if you do."
Again they looked at each other and Edward silently agreed with Jasper's thoughts, their brother had gone off the deep end. "So are you gonna let us see them or what?" Jasper asked, a little on the nervous side.
Emmett then dumped out the contents of the first envelope onto the table so that they could see. Although it appeared that they were not so keen on seeing them now. "Dude, Emmett!! Where the hell did you find these things?!" Jasper yelled. Edward then found a nice picture of himself. "Emmett You know that I am going to kill you for this right?" he held up a picture of himself in a white wedding gown.
"Ah, yes. Photoshop is a nice program isn't it?"Emmett smiled evilly. "Now do you want to see the bribe pictures?" AS much as they hated to admit it their curiosity got the better of them and they went to investigate.
"Emmett, I am going to kill you with a razor sharp piece of dental floss." Edward said staring at the new set of pictures. "But, Little brother, I just wanted to please you…" Edward threw down the pictures and Jasper saw what Edward was so upset about.
Emmett!! How in the friggin' Hell did you get these pictures?!I had these of Alice in a locked box!!" Emmett was fumbling for words like the home football team fumbled the ball." Well you see…….ididntmeantobreaktheboxiswear! Itriedtofixit! Ireallydid!!" then Edward looked at Emmet "How did you get the ones of Bella? I had them in my pocket."
Emmett, however, looked smug. I'll only tell you if you spy on the girls with me." The other two looked like they wanted to bash their heads on the walls. "Fine we'll go but just STOP trying to manipulate us!" Jasper kind of shrieked. "I think he really misses Rose" Edward kind of whispered to Jasper.
So up the stairs and down the hall they went to Alice's room. The door was open just a peak so they were extra quiet. They were shrieking with laughter, so the guys had to cover their ears.
"Did you see what Emmet was wearing? That had to be the most horrible thing ever!"Alice said. Emmett looked down at his Bermuda shorts and striped t-shirt." I match" he pouted.
"Yeah, do guys even know what matching means?" Bella's voice drifted out. Edward and jasper looked at Emmett, who was still pouting, then turned away and started giggling quietly.
Since they were either pouting or laughing they missed what Esme said. So when Alice said, "I bet that you can't get your Darling Edward to sleep with you." Jasper had to stuff his fist in his mouth to prevent himself from bursting out in full blown laughter and Emmett pulled out of his corner of Doom. Edward on the other hand started choking on his own spittle (can vampires choke?? And do they have spit?)
Then Jasper had an idea. "Hey, Edward, I bet that you can not get Bella to sleep with you."
