Jiriaya had to wonder just what god he had pissed off as he dove for cover.
He had known that the Akatsuki were after the kid and Sensei did want him to get the boy out of the village after that thing of his was
revealed.
And when he heard a rumor that the Legendary Sucker was in town, he'd been forced to look up his old friend.
The new attachments on the giant hunk of metal looked to much like Tsunade's friends dart throwers to comfort him.
"Itachi," Kisame snapped as another building came crashing down while the metal giant that looked far to much like their target walked through it towards them.
"Well," the Uchiha responded, "It has to be a summon, Samehada should be able to take it down rather easily if you can drain it."
"Sure," the shark faced man muttered, "You betcha."
He charged, bringing the massive blade down in a two handed strike that rung like a bell on impact.
"Itachi!" Kisame yelped as his hands began to ache, "This thing is definitely not a summon!"
Well, Naruto thought as he bit back a laugh at the idiot trying to chop a hole in the armor plating, they're using weapons, so I can as well.
A grin crossed his lips, the new toys would be nice to show off.
Shizune wouldn't tell him how her weapon worked, so he had to improvise.
Darts were to much of a hassle for the size, but luckily he had found a much more energetic choice.
Everyone stopped as an eerie music drifted across the battlefield.
"Who the hell is playing with a jack-in-the-box?" Itachi asked as the machine stopped before them.
And then a loud pop and hundreds of small hatches seemed to pop open and reveal something most of the Akatsuki had recently begun to have an awful lot of exposure to due to Diedara.
"Oh that just can't be good!"
"Believe this!" Naruto crowed as the rockets fired en mass at their targets.
The music was still something he was learning to live with, the junk yard did have a ton of the toys laying around and he wasn't quite sure how to time the launches together, but the idea had worked.
Jiriaya's eyes widened from his vantage point as a veritable wall of warheads poured into the part of town the two Akatsuki members were fleeing and winced.
The place had the best distillery on the continent as well.
