It was a nice Saturday morning at the Yuuki household. It was sunny outside and the rays from the sun spilled into every window not covered by drapes or curtains creating a peaceful setting for what was sure to be a good day. Suddenly, a teenage boy stirred as he left the world of dreams for the world of the living. As he shook off feelings of drowsiness, Rito felt an arm wrapped across his chest. It belonged to Momo, one of Lala's two younger sisters. She looked so innocent as she slept with her arm wrapped around him like he was an over-sized teddy bear.

"I wonder why Lala...ahh never mind." thought Rito. "Speaking of her though, those kisses were amazing." He didn't exactly understand why he felt an urge to kiss her last night, it just sort of happened. Rito figured it must have had something to do with the way he and Lala were flirting. As a matter of fact, during his flirtatious exchange with her, he felt feelings of strong attraction towards the alien princess. If someone were to ask Rito what it was like kissing a girl, he would reply by stating that Lala's luscious lips were warm, wet, and had a slightly sweet taste to them. Just thinking about them made Rito excited. He couldn't wait to taste them some more.

"I still can't believe she's now my girlfriend. Almost seems too good to be true." Rito thought with a joyous smile. "Good morning (yawn) R-Rito-kun." greeted a now awake Momo. "Morning." replied Rito. "So," she asked "How's feel to be my big sister's actual boyfriend for once?" "How's it feel? Feels like I won the lottery!" he answered. "Tee hee! I suppose any guy would feel that way dating a wonderful girl like onee-chan!" Momo said with a mischievous grin plastered on her face. "Yep." "Say Rito, how would you feel if I was your girlfriend instead of Lala?" she asked him out of the blue. "Talk about random questions!" Rito thought. "Ehh... I dunno. Probably the same as I feel about Lala." he responded. "Why? You know I'm taken now Momo-chan. Better not be trying to steal me from her." he casually replied to the sexier of the two Deviluke twin sisters. This merely prompted Momo to bust out laughing "Ha ha ha. Don't be so worrisome Rito-san. You're cute and all, but I would never take away the object of sis's affection. That what sharing's for! Right?"

"Har de har har. Get out of my bed you perverted twat! Besides, if I married Lala, You would be my sister in-law and your obsession with me would then be nothing but creepy." Rito replied in an unamused voice. "And do I look like that bothers me? Huh?" said Momo acting as though she didn't care about what he just said. Adding to her statement, Momo said "You already know this, but we Deviluke women love throwing our men some curveballs!" "Yeah, y'all sure do. Lala still surprises me sometimes with her inventions." Rito responded while checking his Twitter account to see what was happening. "So you better watch it Rito! Especially around me for one of these days, I'm gonna give you a surprise that will make some of the stuff I do to you look tame. Real tame." and with that, Momo left Rito's bed to go take a bath giving him a sly grin as her eyes met his.

Looking up from his iPhone for a moment, Rito caught a glimpse of the pink haired girls bare butt and her signature Deviluke tail. Putting two and two together, he looked to his left and saw a pair of violet panties laying on his bed where she had just been. "Really Momo? Really?" he yelled at her. "Yes. Really." was all she said as she left his room. Rito then returned his attention to his twitter page. It appeared that Saruyama wasn't kidding around when he said he was going to tweet about what Rito told him last night. All the spiky haired seventeen year old saw was jealous tweets from every girl that made up his so called "harem" ranging from "shameless perv" to "I can't believe you finally picked someone to be your girlfriend" or even "I'm gonna steal you from Lala you player!". Thankfully, a few of Rito's twitter followers like Sairenji_Haruna offered words of support and encouragement. "Seems like she's fine with Lala being my girlfriend. Still, I suspect deep down shes just as jealous as most of the other girls are" thought Rito as he read over Haruna's kind tweet.

"Good morning onee-chan!" said a half asleep Mikan as she entered Rito's messy room. "Oh hey sis. What's up?" answered Rito looking her in the eyes as he said it. "Not much. Seems like your idiot friend Saruyama caused a ruckus on Twitter involving you and Lala-san." "Yeah. I'm gonna get that bastard the next time I see him." he replied with a cheesy grin on his face. "I already told you and Lala this, but I gladly support y'alls relationship no matter what. If several of your female friends are jealous or even upset with your decision, so be it. You can't go through life concerned about other's opinion of you Rito and that especially holds true now that the eccentric princess of Deviluke is your girlfriend." said Mikan in a parental voice. "I know that Mikan and I appreciate your words of wisdom, but I think me and Lala-chan will be fine. Come what may, but I've been through far worse scenarios then this. Having an actual girlfriend is nothing in comparison." exclaimed Rito in a confident tone.

Reassured that her brother wasn't going to have a meltdown over his "fan-club's" feedback on Twitter in response to what Saruyama tweeted last night, Mikan left Rito's room to go make breakfast and get started on the laundry. Feeling good about himself, Rito went on his Facebook account to change his relationship status from "It's complicated" to "In a relationship with Lala Satalin Deviluke" and also confirmed what Saruyama tweeted about by making it clear that he was indeed dating her. Just as he was doing all this, who else, but the pink haired girl herself showed up to say good morning to him wearing surprisingly a set of light pink pajamas. Lala also gave him a kiss on the cheek as she climbed into bed with him. "Hey Rito, have you seen Twitt-" "Yes I have Lala" Rito cutting her off. "So what do you make of all this. Y'know, how are you handling all this drama on Twitter." he added. "Mm...I'm taking it all in stride. I've always been one to make jealousy sprout in other females back home and here on Earth. Not to sound arrogant or anything though." she answered.

"Speaking of jealousy, I think your younger sister Momo is jealous of us dating." Rito replied. "Well you know how she is. Believe me, Momo has always been the envious one out of my two twin sisters. Honestly Rito-kun, tell me something I don't already know about Momo-chan." chuckled Lala. "Hmm...This morning, her and I got on the subject of you and me hooking up and she made a comment of something to the effect of her not taking me away from you but instead sharing me with you." said Rito as he gazed at his girlfriend's vivid green eyes. "Aww that's so sweet of her. I don't think she's jealous or at least not as jealous as you think she is. She just has a crush on you Rito. I imagine it will pass once another guy catches her fancy." said Lala unconcerned that Momo in reality had more than a mere crush on poor Yuuki Rito.

Checking her Facebook, Lala noticed that Rito had changed his relationship status to "In a relationship with Lala Satalin Deviluke" It wasn't anything fancy, but seeing those seven words made her crack a warm smile. Lala then proceeded to change her relationship status to "In a relationship with Rito Yuuki" and gush over how amazing he was on her timeline. "I'm going to go take a bath." she announced to him. "You wanna join me in there?" Rito became embarressed at the thought of getting naked with Lala even though it was just a bath.

"Umm... I-I th-think I'll pass." he stuttered. "I was just kidding you silly goober!" said Lala in a nochalant tone of voice while also sticking her tounge out at Rito. "Still, feel free to take a bath or shower with me if you ever feel up to it. I don't mind." And with that, the busty alien got up off Rito's bed and left for the bathroom. Rito layed back in his bed and thought about Lala's offer. He had taken a bath with Lala a few times before, but only because she walked in on him and insisted on washing his back. "I guess I still haven't quite recovered from the shock of our initial meeting. Perhaps that's why I'm nervous about being naked around another girl even if the situation isn't sexual in any way." Rito though as he stared at the bright screen of his iPhone 4. "Now that her and I are girlfriend and boyfriend respectively, maybe its time I man up and start getting used to getting naked with girls. Wait...that sounds dirty."

"Still, I can't continue to be shy about things like that." Rito said to himself. All of a sudden, he saw a message pop up saying he had a text from his father. "Yo Rito! Come help your old man out with inking some pages." Knowing what he had to do, the teen swapped his sleep clothes for a pair of jeans and a shirt that read "boss". Rito then scrambled down the stairs, told Mikan he had to leave, grabbed crackers and a bottle of apple juice, and headed out the door and began the half hour trek to his father's studio where he drew manga by hand rather than doing it digitally.

While en route to his dads house, Rito just so happened to run into Haruna; the girl he had pined for since he could remember. "Morning Rito-san!" the dark blue haired girl said the moment she saw him. "Hey Haruna! How's it going?" Rito asked her. "I'm doing alright. I'm a little surprised that my alien BFF and you are in a relationship, but it's nice you've finally "settled down" so to speak." she replied with a smile. "Yeah, it was too much trouble juggling all those other girls in the first place" Rito chuckled. "Sounds like. Well I'm heading over to your house to hang out with Lala-chan. What about you Rito? What are your plans for today?" Haruna inquired. "Mmm. I got a text from my dad a few minutes ago. He needs my help inking some pages for a chapter from one of his ongoing manga series. After that, who knows?" he answered. "Well have a good day. See ya at school." she replied.

The smell produced from India Ink, ramen noodle cups, pizza boxes, and empty soda cans as well as body odor filled Rito's nose as opened the door to his dad's manga room. Said smell would be unbearable to most people including one as picky about cleanliness as Mikan, but having come here a lot, Rito was practically desensitized to the almost overwhelming odor. "Hey sport! Glad you could make it. Take a seat over there and ink those pages you see before you." said Rito's dad as he noticed his son's presence. "Hello Rito-san!" said Zastin. "How's Lala-san and her two sisters doing?" "Doing good." was Rito's reply.

"Say, a little birdie told me you are now in an actual relationship with the princess. Am I right?" Zastin asked Rito all of a sudden. "Yes sir. You would be right about that." "Huh? Did I just hear that my boy now has a girlfriend?" interrupted Rito's dad. "Yep! It's official dad. Me and Lala are dating now!" answered Rito in a cheerful tone of voice. "Lala? You mean the quirky alien with a nice rack?" "Daaaad!" "(chuckles) Whoops! My bad! I apologize for that comment I just made. Didn't know you'd get embarrassed by something like that." Rito's dad replied with a stupid grin on his face.

"Please have some form of respect for Lala-san Mr. Yuuki. I know you say it like it is, but still, have a little respect at least for the princess." said Zastin as he inked a page for a manga series he was working on. The rest of the morning went by pleasantly and Rito's father surprisingly restrained himself from making any perverted jokes for once. Rito figured it was because his goofy dad decided to listen to Zastin's response to his comment earlier. At about 11:45, Yuuki Saibai dismissed his assistants for lunch and told them to meet back at the studio in one hour just like always.

After treating his son to a cheeseburger and fries, the duo headed towards a pharmacy for reasons Rito couldn't understand. "Why's dad taking me to a pharmacy. Aside from buying hand sanitizer every now and then, he has no need for pharmacies." "Yo pops! Why are we walking into a drug store?" the curious teenager asked his father as they entered said store. "You'll see." was the latter's answer. Taking a moment to rest on a bench, Saibai looked his son in the eye and bluntly asked him if he knew where they sold condoms.

. "C-c-condoms? How should I know where they are located? It's not like I even use any to begin with!" blurted out Rito. "Whoa son! Calm down. That old lady over there is eyeballing us like we are up to no good" whispered Rito's dad. "Anyway, considering some of the stories I've heard involving you and Lala-chan, I'm surprised you haven't even so much as though about having condoms on you. If you are going to be dating a beauty like her, it only makes sense you keep a condom or two on you just in case!"

"Suppose you have a point there dad." sighed Rito. "Anyway, I think they are over by the birth control section of the store." "Alright then. let's shake a leg and hook you up with some condoms!" exclaimed Saibai in a triumphant tone of voice. The old lady standing a few feet from them merely rolled her eyes and went back to work checking customers out. Heading over to the birth control section, Rito and his father stumbled upon a vast sea of condom boxes. Everything from basic condoms to flavored condoms to condoms with intense sensations for both the man and the woman to enjoy.

"Hmm...What kind of condoms do you think you need Rito? I'm not really knowledgeable about birth control." "Is that why mom had me when she was barely out of high school?" Rito asked in a teasing manner in order to ease the nervous vibe he was being plagued with. "Yup! And that's all the more reason why I'm seeing to it you are prepared for when it comes time to do the forbidden tango with a girl." Saibai replied with a laughing fit. "You all right?" "Yeah. Just (chuckling) give me (chuckling) a minute (chuckles for another minute.) Whew! Haven't had a good laugh like that in a while."

"I-I think those basic kind should be enough to get the uh...the j-job done." said Rito pointing to a plain box of condoms. He had never been more self conscious in his life. Being naked with a girl was one thing, but buying condoms for the first time with his dad accompanying him no less was as nerve wracking as can be. "I agree. I don't think you'll be needing flavored ones anytime soon. Oh! And just to be 100% clear with you, you are to only use these when you are...well you know. They are certainly not balloons you can play with. Also, keep these out of reach from anyone you think might fool with them. Understood Rito?" asked his father. "Yes sir!"

After paying for the condoms Saibai told his son he was free to leave to go home. "later dad! Thanks for the uhh...the condoms!" "No problem son! Take care now!" At half past 12, Rito returned home and got jumped by an overly excited Lala. Hey Rito-kuuuuuunnn! I missed seeing your handsome face all morning!" she said as she planted one on Rito's lips." "its nice to hear you missed me Lala-chan, but could you please get off me. My back is killing me from being hunched over inking manga pages all morning over at my dads studio." replied Rito as he caught a good glimpse of his girlfriends impressive cleavage.

"Okay. I'm sorry your back hurts. Is there anything I could do to make it better?" she asked in a caring voice as she got off Rito. "nah. All I need to do is rest it. Sides, you'd probably make it worse via the use of some weird ass invention. No offense Lala." "None taken" she replied. In secret, Lala felt slightly hurt that the man she so very much loved dissed on her gadgets, but she understood where Rito was coming from at the same time. "Say, whats in the bag you're holding?" she inquired "W-what's in this bag? Something dad bought for me." said Rito."That's all you need to know m'kay?" he quickly added before excusing himself to head upstairs to lay in bed for a while. The spiky haired adolescent heard noises coming from his room as he neared it. "Is that Mario Kart Wii I hear?" he asked himself

Sure enough, it was Mario Kart Wii he was hearing as he entered his room. The sound of victory coming from Momo's lips as she shouted yes following a close race with Nana. "Ha! I smoked your sorry self sister! Now pay up that 500 yen we bet!" "(sigh) don't know why I'm forking over money to an obvious cheater, but whatever M- Oh! Beast came back from helping his equally beastly dad" said Nana. The flat chested alien then got up and left the room.

"Hey stud-kun! Glad to see you return from "work"." Momo purred in a flirty tone. Eyeing the bag carrying Rito's condoms, she asked him what was in the bag he was holding. "Th-this bag? Stuff. Stuff that you don't need to be concerned with." Rito responded. "C'mon Rito! Don't leave me hanging! Just tell me what's in your bag!" pouted Momo. "I told you! None of your business! Now move out of my way!" "Gimme your bag!" yelled Momo as she tried to grab the bag. Oh no! You are not taking this bag! Not today Momo Deviluke!" Rito shouted back as he tried his best to fend the nosy brat off.

Spotting an opening, Momo quickly snatched the plastic bag from Rito as the latter got distracted for just a second. Momo then threw the bag onto the bed, shoved Rito out of the way and dove onto the latters bed like a missle shot out of a jet and greedily tore the bag open. Bearing a cartoonish smile, Momo turned to face Rito as his shocked face was about to say something and flat out asked. "He he. So you've finally taken your first steps towards becoming a man and went and bought some condoms huh Rito-kun?" "Shit! The cats out of the bag!" screamed the young man to himself as his mind raced at irregular speeds.