I had to add this…when I went to bed, the plot bunnies attacked me. IT WAS HORRIBLE!!
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"Hey, Kakashi-sensei…" Sakura said, before trailing off.
"What is it, Sakura?" the Jounin asked, nose buried in his book. Currently, they were all at the bridge, a week after wave.
"You said you got that scar from running with scissors, but we run with kunai all the time!"
"True, but they aren't scissors." Kakashi said wisely, giving a nod of his head.
"What dose that have to do with anything!?" both Sakura and Naruto yelled pointing at their sensei in an accusing manor.
"You always trip with scissors." He said, still reading his book.
"Well we're gonna prove you wrong, dattebayo!"
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Kakashi looked at his students, shock clear on his face. Currently, Sasuke was grasping a bandaged side, Sakura her wrist, and Naruto his neck. They also had scars all up and down their arms, and legs.
"What happened?" Kakashi asked, genuinely worried for his students safety.
"We ran with scissors…" Naruto said, hanging his head.
"What?" Kakashi asked, eyes wide.
"You were right." Sasuke said, angst pouring off of him, "We'd run with scissors, and get hurt. When we ran with our ninja tools, it was fine. As soon as we picked up scissors, we were the most clumsy people on earth." 'How am I going to kill Itachi if I can't even run with scissors?'
"See?" Kakashi said, smiling, "Always listen to your sensei. Now come one, we have to go get our mission."
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"Well, we have another D rank mission for you…" Sarutobi said, his voice a hoarse cough, "Today, you are going to help the orphanage by unloading a new shipment of scissors-" He looked up when he heard sharp intakes of breaths. He was met with the amusing sight of all of the genin's face's twisted in horror.
"No!" Naruto cried, "Anything but that! WE DON'T WANT ANYMORE SCARS!!" He then collapsed in a sobbing heap, muttering 'dattebayo' over and over. Even Sasuke looked genuinely panicked.
"Kakashi, is that how they got all these scars?"
"I'm afraid so, Hokage-sama." The hokage sighed.
"Please, Hokage-sama, anything but the scissors!" Sakura pleaded, "We don't wan't any scar's like Iruka0sensei of Kakashi-sensei!"
"What do you mean?" Sarutobi asked, taking a breath of his pipe.
"Isn't that how Iruka-sensei and Kakashi-sensei got their scars?"
"No, not at all, Sasuke!" The third said, "Kakashi got his in a mission with his genin squad! Iruka got his from the kyuubi attack!" The three genin froze, before glaring heatidly at their smiling sensei.
"Well, I have to go. Ja!"
"KAKASHI!!1"
