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~~~~~~~~~~ABOVE BEST FRIEND~~~~~~~~~~

CHAPTER 2

7 years old.

„Mom! Mom!" Violently opening door, both I and Allen went inside my house. I'm so excited, I've always wanted to bring someone from my school for a visit. Allen seems to be the only person, who can become my friend! Though I'm wondering why I hadn't noticed him before? He's so distinctive with his white hair and pale skin. Am I blind or something? "Mom! I've brought my friend with me!" Aww, when he's blushing like now it makes him even cuter! I don't get why everyone thinks of him as a monster. He's hyper cute! Maybe they're just jealous? "Mom? Dad?" I went to the living room, the kitchen, even the bedroom. There's no sign of my parents. Weird. I'd better come back to Allen, he's standing in hall all alone. "Hehe, sorry, but it seems mom and dad aren't here." His face darkened a little. Why is that? "Hey, although they're not here, we can do something ourselves!"

"A-Are you sure?" He's probably one of those kids, who are always listening to adults and don't do anything without informing them. It took me a lots of energy to beg him to come here! Poor guy, I have to help him!

"Of course!" I grabbed his little hand and we went to the kitchen. I like this place. It is so bright. Walls are citrus yellow, furniture is white. And windows are so big, so always it's sunny here. We drew near the shelf, where my mom hides sweets and I moved chair, so I could reach for a box easily. "Geez, why is she always hiding it on the very top?" I stretched myself further, almost painfully. The chair started to shake.

"L-Lavi. I think you shouldn't... um... " Naah, I need to teach him something about life. We have to live at our fullest, even if it takes some risk!

"I have it!" Luckily, the box wasn't so far away and with a certain move I grabbed it and jumped down. "Now we have something to eat." I stuffed my mouth witch chocolate cookies. Gosh, they're the best! "Want some?"

"B-But your mother will..."

"Who cares, Geez." The box was moving in front of his face, encouraging him to take a cookie. "If she has any complaints, then I'll take the punishment."

"N-No..." Still isn't persuaded enough? How should I make him more relaxed?

"They're really good." I looked at my half-eaten cookie and an idea came up in my mind. "I'll give you a sample. Try it." Again his face was worried. He probably don't want to come across as a brat in my parents' eyes. "It's my cookie, so you're not taking it from box and I'm taking full responsibility. Isn't it simple?" Hesitantly, but nodded. "Good! Now, close your eyes and open your mouth." He did it and I took from the box a new cookie and stuffed it in his mouth. What, you thought I would give him mine? No way! He chew slowly, cheeks in a shade of pink, eyes slowly opening. "So what? Like it?" He gulped and there was a disappointment on his face. But also an excitement. A small smile appeared and he nodded more securely. "Haha! I told you they're the best! Now, let's spare some of them for later." I gave him another cookie, took one myself and, holding the box, we went to the living room. This place was always bringing me down: navy-blue furniture, navy-blue walls, navy-blue everything. My mom loves this color. And I don't. We sat on a navy-blue carpet, right in front of our not navy-blue TV. "So, what do we want to do?"

"Um..." I need to make him say more than only monosyllables! "I-I don't... I don't know..." Me neither. We came here, to my house. We're all alone. What can we do?

"What about watching a film?" I guess we have to practice his speech later. I don't like waiting and doing nothing. "What do you like to watch?" Come on, say something more!

"Um..I...E-Everything is f-fine..." Selfless... Why can't he say horror or action? Is he afraid or something?

"Then we have to find something. Come on." I wonder when he'll get tired of me grabbing his hand? We've found a big box, where my parents usually hide all videos and DVDs. "We're going to search for a good movie! Pick up three, I'll do the same, and then we'll choose two from them, ok?" That way it'll be faster to open up. And I'll find out what movies he likes.

"Um...L-Lavi?" Saying my name makes so much pain? That hurts... I turned around and made a sound of listening. "What is this?" He held a black box, which I've never seen before. It was a video tape, but nothing on the cover.

"Maybe look inside?" Allen carefully opened the box. Yeah, LCD type. The tape was as black as the box, but this time on it was written 'XXX'. "What is it? Where did you find it?" Allen's cheeks got redder. He may be thinking he made something bad. But I only smiled.

"Umm... It was o-on the bottom of the box." I looked at the bottom, but there were no similar cassettes like this one.

"What can it be... 'XXX'... Maybe it's an action movie?" Allen's eyes were brighter. He likes action, huh? Fortunately me too! "I've never seen it, so let's check it out!" Allen nodded and I went to a shelf, where my video player was. I turned everything on and put the tape inside. The screen went navy-blue as I sat near Allen and reached for a remote. Play.

"U-um... 'Vacation P-Pleasures'?" The title appeared in front of our eyes. Allen read it out loud, making me giggle.

"I'm sure it's something about school life." Allen thought the same. We took our cookies and started our movie session...

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17 years old. Present.

Yaaaaawn. That was a nice sleep. What time is it? Morning. Good thing today's Saturday, we don't have to go to school. Oh, Allen is still sleeping. How cute of him. He placed himself all over the bed, making me lie only on the edge. One false movement and I'm dead. But still he's adorable. Nah, time to make some breakfast. I'll let him sleep a little longer, yesterday was full of impressions. Ok, I'm in the kitchen. Now coffee, more coffee, some cornflakes, ring-ring, put bread on the toaster, ring-ring, now milk and bowl. Wait, what is this ring-ring thing? Something is ringing from the wardrobe in hall? I put everything down and searched for the source of ringing. It was Allen's coat. He must have left it here, when he came to me. Now, his phone was in pocket. I wonder who it is? Oh, it stopped. The person must be fed up with waiting. Allen have a nice cell phone, I wish I had that model. Simple, but modern. Oh, his screen! He has our photo on it! Thank you, thanks! It seems that girl still isn't as important as me. But wait a minute... Missed calls: 10. TEN!? From the same number. Stella... Oh no, it's her... Why is she phoning Allen in the morning? Oh, she's calling again! Wha, am I supposed to wake Allen? Or...

"Hello?" It's not my fault! My finger pushed the button 'Accept' by itself! Sometimes I have that kind of unwilling movements of my body. It's creepy.

"Lavi? Why do you have Allen's cell?" That girl is good at recognizing voices...

"Because Allen left it in his pocket. It was ringing, so I've picked it up." I'm his newest secretary.

"Where is he? Give me him." No way, you witch! He's now a Sleeping Angel!

"He's sleeping right now. I'll tell you that you've called." I want to hang up, but that girl is persistent.

"Wait! He's sleeping? At your house?"

"Yeah. So?"

"Why is he there?" Inquisitive , old hag.

"We had a hot, kinky, gay sex right after he had come to me. He begged for me and only for me. And we did IT all night." Somehow it made her mouth shut. Did she believe me? I don't think so, she's not that stupid. "Poor Allen is now sleeping. He must be exhausted after our ecstasy flow, which was-"

"OK! OK! I GET IT! Just. Stop." Homophobe? Gosh, what Allen sees in her? She's boring, short-tempered and, the worst, two-faced... "Tell him that if he won't be at the bus station in 30 minutes, then I'm going shopping alone!" She ended rather violently. Gah, it would be better not tell anything and let this bitch go alone, but then Allen would get angry at me. No help. I have to wake him up. He's still sleeping. My heart is breaking, I can't tell him to leave! Maybe I'll wake him up in a irritating way. Let's see. My index finger, plus some of my saliva. Turn Allen, so he lies on his arm and then finger to his ear! Here we go! Cleaning time!

"GAAAAH!" Hehehe, it worked. Allen's awake and completely fired up. "Lavi! What are you doing!?" I can't help but laugh as hard as it's possible for me. Though a death glare is threatening, I love seeing him so angry. Angry faces are adorable. "Lavi! Please!"

"S-Sorry, but you-gahahaha! You look so, so, funny-hahahaha!" His face become red, dark clouds gathering above our heads. I wiped tears from the corners of my eyes and looked at Allen, who wasn't as happy as me. Oh, no good...

"Funny?" A mischievous smirk came on his lips. He grabbed my throat and brought me closer to his face, eyes showing blood-lust. He wasn't in the mood... "Is it funny to wake your friend in such a childish way, like cleaning his ear?" Ok, now I'm afraid of my well being...

"N-No?" Maybe it was a wrong idea? "But I had to wake you up, otherwise you'd be angry at me even more." He blinked in surprise, death aura backing up.

"I'd be angry? Why is that?" Did I mentioned he's a dense type? I think I did. And I'll say it again. He's dense.

"Do you have... maybe... an appointment today? With someone?" Allen looked at the clock and suddenly his face became blue. Blue?

"Oh, crap... I've forgotten about seeing Stella today!" He furiously stood up, took his things and locked himself in bathroom. "How did you know? I don't remember telling you." Our conversation carried on.

"She called on your phone."

"And you picked it up?"

"She was trying to reach you 10 times! You left cell in your coat."

"Why were you snooping in my coat?"

"Hey, I'm saving your ass here! Be grateful." My toast may be burned into crisp, because I smell something naughty in the air. "She gives you 30 minutes to come to the bus station. Otherwise she's going alone." Fortunately, I saved my bread. Though it doesn't look tasty... Allen ran from the bathroom right to the hall and dressed himself up. With burned toast in my hand I looked at his worried face. Why is he so concerned about it? It's just shopping.

"Then I'm going! See ya!" He opened door and went outside.

"Yeah, have fun." Allen turned around and smiled at me. God, why is he leaving me? "Oh, and remember we were making love all night!" His eyes widened in shock and when he wanted to ask for explanation I shut my door. What is he thinking now? Hehehe...

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7 years old.

"L-L-L-L-aaa-v-vi..." I grabbed his arm tightly, that I almost blocked his blood circulation. "W-What are t-t-they doing?" What was in front of my eyes was completely not understandable. Firstly, there was a brown, muscular man, surfing on wave. Secondly, two girls came to cheer him up. Thirdly, they started to talk and the man suggested coming to his yacht. That was all I could remember. But then... Then... "L-L-Lavi..."

"I... I d-don't know..." I looked at him. He was as shocked with an unusual sight as me. He moved closer, so we were almost hugging in fear. They were strange, making sounds like animals, doing something... Something... "I-I-I don't get it... Why they're...?"

"L-Lavi... P-Please, let's sh-shut it..." The girl screamed and we jumped in fear. She seemed to be in pain. It wasn't an action movie (as we thought), neither school life (as the title suggested) nor romance (as the man was kissing girl before going to the boat). It was a pure HORROR...

"But... but what if that guy eat her head in the end?" He didn't want to turn it off. He was too curious about what is coming next. I, actually, was also hoping for a change of the situation.

"Um... B-But.."

"We'll go through this, Allen!" He held my hand tighter, almost painfully. But that feeling made me calmer. The feeling of having someone close to me. "I know t-that we shouldn't see horrors, b-but it'll make us men!" He was highly motivated, spirit oozing from his little body. "You want to be a man, r-right?" I tightened our grip and nodded, trying to be as determined as he was.

And the film carries on...

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17 years old. Present.

I think I lost my lungs somewhere near the 4th Street. After being called to the bus station I've been doing nothing but running! Stupid me, I should have set up my alarm clock. At least I could avoid Lavi's disgusting waking! Yuck! I still feel my ear is wet! But wait a minute... Why did he say 'we were making love'!? Is there something I don't know!? He probably told Stella something stupid and thinking I'd play along. No way. Oh, here's the station! But why she's not here?

"Stella?" I turned around, but there wasn't anybody, who looked like her. No woman with long, curly, brown hair. No woman with sea-blue eyes. No woman dressed in strange, long, colorful skirt. Damn, I think 30 minutes have passed... I'll try to call her. Come on, come on. Get it.

"Hello?" Fortunately, I hear her voice.

"Hi, it's me, Allen." For every word I was making a pause for breath. I was tired after morning 'jogging'.

"Oh, hi Al..." Normally, when she's in the good mood, she calls me 'Ally'. If it's normal, then it's just Allen. And when she's mad... Al... "Where have you been?"

"I was at Lavi's. I'm so sorry I was late!" I hope she forgives me.

"And how was your sex?" WHAT!?

"E-E-E-EXCUSE ME?" No way, he told her! He freaking told her! That idiot! "S-Stella! What do you think how was it? There was nothing!" It's true! Can't imagine kissing her, but LAVI AND I making.... AGRH! "I don't know, what that Baka-Usagi told you, but..."

"He said he had a great time. And it was hot." I don't know if word 'pervert' is really enough for Lavi...

"And you believe him!? Please!" She's not that stupid!

"No please! No please!" Oh, her anger is coming... "Instead of coming here at the time we settled, you were having fun with your so-called-best-friend!" I don't like how she's talking about Lavi. He IS my best friend. "I don't care what type of fun, but, after all, he was more important than me!" I don't know what should I say to her... I and Lavi have been knowing each other for 10 years, there's no doubt he's a very special person to me. But if I tell her that, she'll be even more furious and I can't guarantee it'll end good. And, after all, she's my girlfriend, it's no surprise she wants more attention. But Lavi... Agrh, what should I do!?... Sobs? Wait, why are there sobs? She's crying? "It's so unfair, Allen... Am I really that unwanted?"

"N-No! Of course no!"

"Then why are you treating me like a nuisance?" Why did it have to turn out like this? I'm not rational when a girl is crying near me...

"I'm not! I'm not, really!" Her cry was louder. I wish I could be right beside her and cheer her up. "I'm sorry if I made you feel that way." I waited for a reply, but it never came. She hung up. I sighed in defeat, there was nothing I could do.

"Allen." I jumped and turned back. Guess who I saw... I would never guess.

"Stella?" She was standing in front of me. Her eyes were red, like she had been crying before. Oh, right. She was crying... Wha!? She suddenly jumped at me and embraced me tightly, burying her face in my chest. It feels so... awkward... "W-What is it?"

"I'm glad that I'm not meaningless to you." I was still confused with a situation, that I couldn't make a move. Am I supposed to hug her back? Or just let her cry on my shoulder? "I was worried you wouldn't come."

"I'm here, as you can see!" And feel. "But I've heard you would go shopping without me, so..."

"No!" Again she's crying. I'm weak. "There would be no point in going there without you!" The way she's saying those things to me. It's so nice of her. Lavi was almost the same. Sorry, he IS almost the same, making me feel warm and good in my heart. It's strange comparing him to her, but... He is Lavi, she is Stella. There's no point in comparing. They're just important to me. Maybe Lavi is a little bit more. But she'll be as well- "-Allen!"

"Ah, yes!?" I spaced out. Again.

"You're not listening to me. Again." It's my bad habit. I know about it. And she knows too, but then she gets irritated and angry. Lavi is somehow used to it. When he sees I'm not in this world, he's waits for my comeback and with a smile on his face asks me 'How was out there?'. And there goes my thoughts. Near him I can do whatever I want and never get pun ish- "ALLEN!" I felt someone was shaking me. I looked down to see angry face of Stella. She was nearly crying. Again, I feel stupid. "What's wrong with you!? Why are you ignoring me!?"

"I-I'm not!" Honestly, it wasn't on purpose! It's just... 'It's Allen', Lavi would say, I guess. "Please, don't cry."

"I will, unless you focus!" I gulped. A guidebook about "A Perfect Boyfriend" is needed. NOW. "I need to tell you something. Listen carefully!" I made an eye contact, just to assure her I won't space out. Again. Her face changed its expression to excited. "It's going to surprise you for sure! 'Candle Lights' are having a concert tomorrow in our central park! The pass is for free and at the end there's going to be a competition, in which you can win a tickets to the backstage!"

"Um, yeah, I know it." Her face fell. Did I say something wrong? 'Candle Lights' are my favorite rock band! There's no way I would miss such an event!

"You know!?" I made a step back. She wasn't as happy as a while ago. "Then why didn't you tell me!?" Of course, she's also a huge fan of this band. But I had a reason.

"Well... You know, tomorrow is our anniversary with Lavi, so we've decided to go to the concert." Tomorrow will end the 10th year since I've met Lavi. This time sure goes fast. "We wanted to spend whole day together and then go to see 'Candle Lights' in the evening." I've been planning this whole month!

"Whole day..." No, please. "He and you for a whole day..." Don't make that kind of face. "You... you idiot! Uwaaa!" No! She's crying! "That's it! That's what I was talking about! There's no place for me!"

"Please, don't cry! I'm sure we'll find a solution."

"I wanted to go to the concert with you!"

"But I promised Lavi!" On such a day, there's no way I'd cancel it.

"But I want to go with you! I don't want to be there alone!" Does it make any sense?

"Stella, I..." What should I do? Leaving her like this is bad. Calling Lavi is even worse. What can be done? "I... I think that we can go there...b-but...."

"Really?" Her eyes blinked, face changed suddenly. Is that kind of mood swing even real? UGH! She's hugging me. No... Air... "Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! You're so good to me, Ally~!" GASP! She... let me go... "Now, let's find something for me to wear for tomorrow!"

"B-But-!" I'm not done!

"Come on, Ally! We'll have a great time!" In no second she grabbed my hand and dragged me into the shopping mall. "Oh, and don't worry. You can spend with Lavi whole day! But be sure to show yourself before the concert!"

"But!" There was a boutique with a small, violet mascots. After releasing my hand she went to the window and stared at plushie, dreaming about having one.

What I have done...

He's going to kill me... For sure...

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7 years old.

"It... it's... the end..." I broke the silence, which was here for 15 minutes after the movie had ended. We were looking at the screen, exhausted, shocked, disgusted, horrified and other similar adjectives. I looked at my companion. Despite of me being completely pale, Allen was completely red. Even his white hair seemed to be pink. Surely this film gave us a STRONG impression. "I-I... think... we can... give up... another film... o-ok?" Blankly did he nod. So did I to myself. I don't desire to watch any of those. I'm not sure if there is more of it in that box.

"I-I..." His face was ready to cry. "I... I'm so sorry! Uwaaa!" No... Why is he crying at such a time?

"Why?"

"B-Because... Sniff. Because I've found that tape. Sniff. Sob. And made you watch it." Well, if you hadn't found it, we wouldn't have watched it!

"What's done, is done, ok? Now, no crying here!" I patted his head to calm him down. Of course, both of us hadn't understood a single thing from this movie. It was too... too weird? Someone is knocking on the door. "It's opened!" I shouted. Cheering Allen was more important than answering the door.

"That's so rude of you, Lavi!" My mother said from the hall, where she was taking off her coat. "How many times have I told you not to..." She came inside the living room to see me, pale and irritated, and Allen, red, crying and being hugged by me. "And hello, do we have a guest?" Allen looked up with his cute face. My mother came closer and seeing Allen crying she smiled brightly. "Has something happened, sweetie?" My mother's smile is the most beautiful smile in whole galaxy! And I think Allen admits it, because he blushed and hid his head on my shoulder. "Oh, am I scaring you?"

"No, mom. He's just a little bit shy." I smiled as well. Shy Allen was the hyperest cute! Though he wanted to hide himself, his eye was still on my mother's face, observing every her movement. "Mom, this is Allen. He's my new friend from school." I lifted his arms and embraced him softly. Embarrassment grew bigger inside Allen.

"Oh, so you are Allen." She carefully smoothed white locks of his hair. "Lavi told me so much about you. He said you were so cute. And now I see it's true." That was too much for him. Now, with redder than the reddest red face, Allen buried his head in my chest. I laughed as his hair were tickling me. "That's really cute." Mom giggled.

"Isn't it?" I giggled as well.

"So, what were you boys doing here?" Allen jumped as a male voice showed up out of nowhere. It was my dad, who was probably here a few minutes after mom's arrival. I wanted to say 'Hello', but when he asked me such a question... I became pale again and Allen started to sob. "What's wrong?"

"W-We were watching a movie." I started carefully. I know we're not allowed to see horrors.

"What kind?"

"Um... H-Horror, I guess?" I'm not sure if I can call it 'horror'. It was far more horrifying than a normal one!

"You guess? What was it?" I gulped and let go of Allen to give my parents the tape. They looked at it for a moment and, all of a sudden, their faces became red. What, am I the only one, who is white? "T-That one..."

"You know what is it about?" I asked curiously. Allen lifted his head as well. "Because we couldn't figure it out! It was too... too..."

"W-Weird..." Thank you, Allen. You ended my sentence.

"I-I don't think children, like you, should know what is it about." Mom started. "Sweetie, you see, there are-"

"No!" My dad stomped his feet, silencing mom. "They're boys and they need to know the laws of the nature!" My dad is a first-class freak. That's why I like him. "Today, my dear boys, you'll understand the reason of being human! And today is the day you'll become men!" My eyes changed into stars. He was a hero.

"B-But darling! They're only 7!"

"There's no age restriction for it! Let's go, boys!" I took Allen's hand and, enthusiastically, we went after my father. Knowledge of the laws of the nature... It sounds so big! I can't wait for it! We went to the kitchen and sat on chairs. "Now, listen to me carefully! You see, we have a male and a female..."

That day was the day our brains completely died...

CHAPTER 2 END

~~~~~~~~~~ABOVE BEST FRIEND~~~~~~~~~~

Umm... Should I feel ashamed?

Well... here you have it. Allen's and Lavi's FIRST PORN MOVIE EVER! XD And talking about bees and flowers at the age of 7... Trauma guaranteed...

I just couldn't stop myself xD This scene in my head was too perfect to keep it in my mind!

Child Allen is still too shy, but it's the beginning! I'm going to the another part of his and Lavi's lifes xD

And we have our long awaited OC – STELLA! I'm trying to make her personality stable (it's quite difficult, because I can't make her an ultimate child of the Evil! [though Lavi thinks like that!]). One fact is obvious: She's totally jealous. She can't stand the fact, that Lavi is the closest person to Allen. And she wants all Allen's attention on her. Quite stupid? But that kind of a personality is pretty common. And you'll find out more about her during the story xD You can start to hate her xD Or maybe there'll be some people, who'd like her?

Another chapter is going to be more about Lavi's feelings towards Allen xD Let's complicate things, shall we?

I hope you enjoyed!