Love Actually
Total Drama Island Fic
By Shimo Ino
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Duncan's always had a thing for Courtney. Let's say he showed it a little more.
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Duncan sighed as he played with his tongue piercing. It was the only thing keeping him sane at this point. 'Princess' next to him ranted on and on about who they should vote off. They were in the mess hall, and the girl had been going on forever!
. . .alright so it wasn't on and on or forever like he said, but her attitude really creased him.
He admired that about her. It made her really hot.
"We have to find out who we're going to vote off." She was sooo serious. Its not like anyone was going to vote her off. DJ was the one who didn't jump, and at least they made a hot-tub that didn't breakdown. He scoffed.
Courtney turned and glared at him. "What was that?" Duncan smirked. "Oh nothing princess."
She only got angrier. It was even hotter, to be honest. "Why aren't you being serious about this?! You could get voted off!!"
Duncan just rolled his eyes. As if. She was probably still mad about being thrown over the cliff. And maybe about that giant bug that almost bit her. It wasn't his fault that he felt helpful today.
"Come on sweetheart," He grinned at her, loving the looks she was giving him. "You don't actually think that you're going home so soon." She had an angry glare on her face. Seems that she had forgotten about DJ being the only one who hadn't jumped. Duncan sighed. "Fine. Tell me who would you pick?" She looked around frantically at all the members of their team. Oh no.
"What about him?" She was pointing at the wanna-be jock. But then that ditzy girl at the Gopher table stood up and yelled 'No!' And then something about salt.
From the other side of the table, that weird home-schooled kid spoke up. This should be good.
"I just don't get why we lost, eh? They're the ones that have six girls."
Silence.
Holy–
"What's that supposed to mean?" Bridgette growled in a low voice.
"Yeah home-school," Eva, the body-builder asked in an even more dangerous voice. She pounded the table, and made the whole room shake. "Enlighten us!!"
I knew it was going to be good! Duncan stole a glance at Courtney's face. Gold!! She looked even more pissed off!
"Well," Ezekiel started in a know-it-all voice. "Guys are much stronger and better at sports than girls are."
She started to turn red and her freckles stood out even more. She looked like she wanted to strangle him. God, she's sexy when she's pissed!
"Hooooh snap! He did not just say that!" Geroff yelled out in a amazed voice slapping his hand to his head.
"My Dad told me to look out for the girls here, eh? And help them in case they cant keep up!" He announced. Eva grabbed him by the neck and held him up. "Still think we need your help, keeping up?"
He chocked a little before answering. "N-not really."
Duncan began to snicker. Courtney had no chance of getting off this Island now!
He turned to give her the good news, but her seat was empty, and the Mess Hall's door was swinging shut. Danm it!
"Hey Princess!!" He yelled out, heading for the door even as the party-boy tried to diffuse the awkward situation. "Ok, guys, lets give him a break." Geroff held his arms up as a sign of peace and Eva dropped the socially inept kid to the floor. "I mean, at least he doesn't think that guys are smarter than girls!"
Duncan was already outside and on Courtney's trail when he heard the last thing that the moron said.
"But, they are!"
Courtney was sitting on the Killer Basses porch when Duncan found her. "Hey sweetheart. Where you been?"
She looked up from where she was sitting and glared. Hard. "Stop bothering me you disgusting ogre."
"I don't think that I'm bothering anyone." He smirked and sat down right next to her much to her annoyance. "Still scared about being kicked off the Island?"
"No!!" She yelled, standing up and walking away. "After what Ezekiel said, I don't have any worries. After all–what are you doing?" He was walking in stride with her.
Duncan feigned a hurt look. "What princess? I can't walk and talk with my favorite girl?"
She glared again as she kept walking around, not paying attention to where she was going. "I am not you're girl! I'm not you're anything, you pig!"
He smirked and noticed that they were heading back up the cliff. She hadn't even seen where they were going! Too perfect!
"Come on princess, don't be harsh. I mean, you competed the first challenge didn't you?"
"Oh, yeah. All thanks to you." She growled furrowing her forehead.
Duncan grinned widely. "See? Was that so hard?"
Courtney turned around and threw her arms up. "You threw me in!!"
". . . and you're safe from elimination! Doesn't that count for anything?" She glared at him, as if trying to use height intimidation.
Oh, that wouldn't work. She was a full two inches shorter than him. Juvie taught him more than he wanted to know about intimidating people.
He smirked and bent his head. "Are you trying to intimidate me princess?"
She snarled, and her freckles stood out again. Too cute. "Stop following me!!" She stomped off.
Duncam sneered. He loves a good hunt. "Do you even know where you're going?"
She stopped short, but kept walking anyway. He followed her, almost giddy. But she stopped again and he peeked over her shoulder. It was the cliff. Duncan opened his mouth, but was stopped when Courtney bit out "Shut it."
"I wasn't going to say anything. Especially not anything about you not knowing where anything is. I guess your CIT training really hel--" But before he could finish, she grabbed his arm and pulled towards the cliff edge.
"Oh HELL No!!" Duncan yelled out, watching her face in slow motion. She was grinning evilly, but lost the grin when he reached out his arm and pulled her along with him.
"No!! NOOOO!! Not again!!"
Duncan smirked. Ooooh, yes again!
TBC
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