A/N: Whoa. Five of you took your time to review, and seven of you favorited the first chapter. Thank you! Here's Lila's perspective. I think you can tell by the numerous amount of 'ever so's'.

Dearest Fanfiction writers,

I had been ever so pleased once I read most of your stories. I often had a role in them.

However, a few things upset me. More than 5% of you have written me to be a mean girl who acts ever so nice yet is truthfully evil on the inside.

I am ever so sure that none of that is true. If it were, I would be in a mental hospital. I am ever so sure that while I do have a bad side, I am not evil.

I strongly dislike the stories where I steal Arnold away from Helga. I am ever so sure that I would never do such a thing. I ship them together. They really do make a cute couple, you know, with opposites attract and all.

Besides, didn't you hear me say about a billion times how I am ever so sure that I do not like-like Arnold, I just like him? If my feelings were stronger than that, I am ever so sure that I wouldn't lie about them, I'd tell him.

That's also why I dislike stories where we are paired together. I am ever so sure that Arnold doesn't like-like me anymore. Perhaps Helga intervened, which would be ever so excellent. I'm ever so sure that dating Arnold would eventually get boring. That's why I believe in opposites attracting pairings. If you put vanilla and vanilla together all day, it becomes bland. If you put chocolate (Helga), and vanilla (Arnold), together, then you have an ever so tasty treat on your hands, if that makes sense.

I was ever so pleased to find out that more than 85% of you pair Helga and Arnold together. That is ever so wonderful! I'm sure that Helga would think so, as well. They belong together, and I am pleased to know that most of you can see that.

As for you Arnold and Rhonda shippers, I am ever so sorry to say that I don't believe in such a couple ever happening. Rhonda's my good friend, and I am ever so sure that she might currently have a crush on him, but Helga and Arnold would just work better. I am ever so sure that I can see Arnold and Rhonda happening, although I just feel as though Rhonda belongs with someone else. Perhaps Curly. They would make an ever so cute pair if Curly could hem, possibly calm down a bit?

Now, I am ever so sure that the topic of whom other people should be with is getting ever so boring. Why don't we talk about pairings with me in them? Why not start with my favorite one, Arnie and me?

Quite a few of you know that I like-like Arnie. Heck, I might even love him. He's just ever so interesting! Unfortunately, very few of you pair me with him. I am ever so sure that I don't know why. Perhaps it's because he doesn't appear much. I am ever so sure that that is all that I can think of. In fact, many of you would rather pair me with Arnold than Arnie. Why? I am ever so sure that I've showed more interest in Arnie than Arnold.

As for me and Brainy, I am ever so afraid that I barely know who he is. I'm ever so sure that I'm telling the truth when I tell you that I've never heard him say a word. We've never spoken to each other, we've just seen each other around. No doubt that I think he's physically attractive, and am ever so sure that that mysteriousness isn't a turn off itself, but I am ever so sure that I should be loyal to Arnie. Maybe.

There are a few stories where I am with Stinky, and at least one where I am with Sid. I am ever so sure that I don't like-like either of them. I am ever so sure that Sid is a bit too paranoid for me and I wouldn't be able to calm him down, while Stinky and I could get along, he just isn't my type. The weird, 'boring', type of guy are the type who I like. Perhaps that's why I'm fine with being paired with Arnie and Brainy.

Now, back on pairings. I am ever so sure that I read about two stories where I am with Helga. There are a few things I have to say about that.

I do not like-like any girl in that way. I am ever so sorry, but I can't see myself loving a girl as a romantic interest, nonetheless Helga. Even though I love opposites attract couples, I could never see us happening. We just wouldn't get along.

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS? I don't ship Helga with anyone except for Arnold! They belong together! I am ever so sure that I don't know what has gotten into today's generation if they can't see true love right in front of their faces!

Hem. I am ever so sorry for that outburst, I am just sick of people pairing Helga and Arnold up with people aside from each other. I just thought that since you guys appear to be stalking us, you would at least have an idea in your heads that those two ARE SOULMATES AND WILL STAY TOGETHER FOR LIFE!

I am ever so sure that most of the people I am paired with are the ones who I could not see myself getting with.

However, despite my complaints, I had been ever so pleased that I could even get a role in your stories. Keep up the good work, most of you guys.

Love,

Lila Sawyer