Chapter Two:Prank Paradise
Only reason I'm not being fucking lazy and not writing this chapter is cause I told my friends I'd update today.That reminds me Robert and Missy: Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, and Tobi are the gay dudes. And Mizu might be Mizu or Kannin.
"Why does everyone here have to be so damn annoying?!"Tora shouted in the cramped room.
"Shut the hell up already."Kannin said.
"I love you you love me!"a voice shouted from up stairs.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?!"Okami yelled. Tora shot an arrow into the ceiling. The singing stopped.
"Thank god."Tora said. The singing started again.
"What the fuck?!"Okami yelled.
"That's enough."Kannin said forming a hand sign. "Lightning strike jutsu!"
Zetsu stopped singing and started screaming. He said something along the lines of, "Holy shit! It burns!" The girls stood up.
"What the hell did you do?"asked Okami.
"I just,"Kannin was interupted mid-sentance by Zetsu who was standing in the doorway, naked.
"Holy shit! Aa washibito no kusoimaimashii me!"Tora yelled.
"What?"asked Kannin.
"She said 'Oh god, my fucking eyes!' "Okami said grabbing a pistol off of her bed. She blindly aimed at Zetsu's feet and fired. Zetsu screamed.
Hidan came up the hall yelling, "What the fuck happened?!"Kakuzu followed Hidan. Itachi and Kisame came out of their room. "What the hell who's screaming?!"Kisame asked. Everyone stopped when they saw Zetsu.
"Son of a bitch! Get some pants on!"Itachi yelled. "Dude, I'm gay and that's still wrong."said Kakuzu.
The next Morning:
"This is going to be quite an interesting day."said Okami mischieviously.
"What do you mean?"asked Kannin.
"You'll see."said Tora. "Oh god what'd you do!"she said running to a mirror.
"Wait I look, good."Kannin said happily.
"Yeah, figured you needed a make over."Okami said. Tora turned to face her sister.
"Isn't that the only good thing we did?"she asked.
"What!?"Kannin yelled.
"Don't worry it was just a little prank."Okami said.
"What the fuck is wrong with my hair?!"Hidan yelled from his room. He ran up the hallway. "Who the hell dyed my hair pink?!" The girls giggled.
Tora raised her hand, "Guilty."she said laughing.
"You, you bastard!"Hidan yelled.
"Can't come in here."said Okami wagging her finger.
"Watch me."he said. The moment he entered the room he was electrecuted and thrown against a wall.
"Holy shit! What did you do?"Kannin yelled.
"Tora and I spent the night wiring the room."Okami said.
"No you didn't! You just sat there and told me where to put the wires!"Tora yelled.
"Um, I find no difference?"Okami said. She glared at her twin.
"What the fuck is it this time?!"Kisame yelled walking out of his room with Itachi. Itachi stepped on hidan.
"What the? Holy shit is Hidan dead?!"Itachi yelled.
"No, just stunned. Well, at least I don't think he is. The laser wasn't set on lethal."said Okami. Tora put her hand to his neck.
"He still has a pulse, and he's breathing."she said pulling back her hand.
"You idiot Itachi. Hidan's imortal remember?"said Kisame dragging Hidan's limp body to Kakuzu's door.
"What happened who was screaming?"asked Kakuzu sleepily. He looked down at Hidan.
"Shouldn't we wake him up?"asked Kannin.
"Oh, I'll get my gun!"said Okami cheerfully.
"No! We already had to drive Zetsu to the hospital. And that's because you fucking shot the poor guy!"yelled Kakuzu.
"You know you loved him getting shot."said Okami. Okami left.
"I think she actually might do it."said Itachi. Okami came back with a gun.
"No! Okami you fuckin' retard!"
"Fine,"she said sighing. The gun went off. Okami fell over backwards.
"You bitch! Why'd you shoot him!?"Kakuzu screamed.
"Kakuzu, she shot Tora not Hidan, un."
"What?!"
"OH MY GOD!! Get in the car we're taking both of them to the hospital!!"
Three hours later
Tora woke to Deidara constantly poking her face. She flipped him off and asked, "What happened damn it?!"
"Well,"he took a deep breath,"Okami accidentaly shot you and Hidan got electricuted and we back over Kisame driving you guys to the hospital sooo now we're in the car going back to the hideout, un."
"How the hell can you talk that much without stopping?"she said rubbing her temples."So, can someone else tell me what da fuck happened?"
"Here let me explain, when you told Okami to not shoot at Hidan her gun fired and she shot you. Then we took you and Hidan to the hospital. Okami tried to drive us to the hospital but she backed over Kisame, and we had to get him to the hospital. And right now we're just coming back from the hospital." She looked around.
"How many cars did we have to take?"
"Well, you, me, Sasori, Kannin, and Pein are in this car, un."
"Deidara, we're sitting in the back of a god damned pickup truck!" Sasori fell over.
"Yeah, and Kannin's driving suckishly."
"I heard that!"
"God damn it! Where's my sister?! I'll fuckin' kill her!"
"She left a bit after us with Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu, and Tobi."
"Whadda 'bout Zetsu?"
"He's still unconscious, un."
Weird Street
Vicky:Reviews wanted.
Tora:Shut it Vicky.
Vicky:YOU!!!
Okami:Don't make me get a gun!
Deidara: NO, UN!
Sasori:Shut up, all of you.
Kannin:You people really piss me off.
Hidan:FUCK YOU!!
Kannin:You wish
