Chapter 2: Cousin!

I'm doing a four way crossover from Mario, dA OCs, GTA IV, and GTA V….. so….. yeah. There you have it. Intense.

Year 2013

Los Santos

The sound of screaming children, talking businessmen, and other chatter echoed the Los Santos International Airport. The sunrise was powerful.

"Flight 666 from Liberty City has arrived in Gate 8," A woman announced on the intercom.

Two scroungy looking Serbians walked out of the terminal. One of them had a military buzzcut while the other Serb stank of cabbage and onion.

"Niko, cousin, we are finally here! Did you see the way those West Coast girls were looking at us? They wanted me!" the smelly man joyfully said.

"Yes, Roman, they wanted you, they wanted you to get of the plane," Niko, the buzzcut Serb, said, "you smell like piss, shit, and ass!".

Roman fired back quickly, "Fuck you Niko, you're just jealous! You should be thankful that I got you a ticket. I could have easily let you get killed by those Russians in LC."

"Thank you Roman," Niko apologized, "but why move to Los Santos when there are many quiet country towns."

The two men had walked to the airport tourist center. Roman bought a can of soda from a vending machine and opened carefully.

"These damn sodas will blow in your face," Roman continued, "I did look into a small town into a small town with a great ranchero in Ludendorff, North Yankton but the economy there is shot to hell from an incident a few years back."

Niko sounded intrigued, "What incident?"

"Something about an infamous bank robber getting sniped and killed by FIB. After that day, all the land value in town dropped rapidly." Roman stated.

"Damn, I don't give a shit about the property, I would just love to meet this 'infamous robber' of yours," Niko chuckled.

Both the travelers were on the nearby road going into La Puerta. Niko stopped a black lemon car and opened its door.

"I'm too pretty to die," the male driver said as he raised his hands and ran out of the car.

Niko looked confused, so Roman answered, "At least these people are easier to carjack."

Once in the car Roman and Niko sped off down the road.

"Where are we going again?" Niko asked.

"LifeInvader is giving me a promotional job, I can't believe it! They emailed me a letter saying I need to get to an interview later today," Roman replied.

"Sounds ridiculous, but we go see" Niko mumbled while they drove off.