Well, here we are...the first chapter...I hope you guys like it...and sorry if it seems odd...I promise better things are to come!...anyways...
Hyperdimension Neptunia is official owned by Idea Factory & Compile Heart...and all other references made go to their original owners! [Please don't sue me!] I only own Sound Dash..my OC.
With that outta the way!...onto A NEW GAME!
3rd Person POV
New Tokyo…..a city that is famous for 1 thing. What is that makes it this way? Well, could it be the elegant building designs, totally awesome skyscrapers, or overall general good people? While this is all cool and dandy, what truly makes this city stand out overall, is the real Hero who resides here...Shirako Tokushima, or as the whole world and 'worlds' know him as Sound D. Dash. By, worlds I mean, he is well known for traveling the endless multidimensional universe with his team of dimensional travelers. Which are respectively known as the Dimensional Crossers, and they are doing some of the most awesome things. But the question we have to ask right now is…..where is this 'legend', 'The Hero' and what is he doing.
Well, the answer is quite simple, he's in his secret base, bored out of his mind and wondering what the hell to do. He simply just sits in chair, spinning around and looking at the ceiling. But is going on in his POV?...well let's find out...
Continually spinning into boredom, Shirako tries to just entertain himself as his team had just left for a vacation they really wanted, So he let them and as a final decision, he decided to stay behind to keep an eye on things.
"Why didn't just agree to go with them….. ARGH! Now I'm stuck here with nothing to d-" Shirako's thoughts come to a hault as he remembers Mercury, or Mel as he calls her, left him a game that she wanted him to play. She had recently downloaded it onto the mega-computer in the Monitor Room and has left it for him to play.
"Oh…..right….Mel wanted me to play her new game she just got…..though I can't remember what it was called…oh well. I'll play it later.." Even though he said that, he still got up and walked to the Monitor Room in the base.
"I'm terrible at saying, 'I'll wait to do something.' Geez.." Once inside, he then turns on the monitors and the tower, and waits for the whole system to start up.
"Man, this game better be good, and not some troll game she got again, man I hated that…," Shaking off the memory, he continues, " Now let's me see what we got here." He said while browsing though the games on the computer with a controller that was outfitted for it.
"WTF is this?," He stares at the new title, "Hyperdimension Neptunia…...the artwork and characters remind me of Date A Live."
"Wait, hold up…..I'm speaking these titles clearly without censorship! Thank god for the author!"
[And so he makes that quality of him appear, why did I give that to him again.]
"Well, I guess I'll start the game up." He presses it and watches as the game loads.
"Oh….this kinda game….greaaaaaaaaaaaaaat." He said while watching the title screen.
"Oh well, not like I have anything better to do." He presses New Game and waits, again, for the screen to load. "I have slightly high hopes for this game…..then again….I could be getting trolled by Mel."
It then show a screen with 4 large islands and then a text box saying,"Gamindustri," Says a female voice as it reads the text box. "Here in this reality shift world are 4 presiding CPU's "
Shirako just looks at the screen strangely as after CPU's it says in parentheses 'Console Patron Unit'. He just shakes his head to clear it, as he keeps thinking about a real CPU and tries to dismiss this thought.
"The first few words tell me that this is going to be a game that mocks real life things" After the short rant, he goes on and reads more. "Each reside in Celestia, a world separate from the Land they oversee."
"Okay, why is 'land' capitalized…..is it talking about those land masses in the background?" He keeps complaining as he continues on.
"CPU Black Heart, and her "Land of Black Regality - Lastation-"
"WOAH!, Okay….uh..um..aa….." Is all he manages to get out as he get's his first glimpse at Black Heart's appearance and is taken aback at her look.
"Well, that's pretty…..revealing…." He also takes notice at her very bright white hair, "Geezums..., and what the hell is with that landmass' name? I mean...It's pretty much Playstation without the P and the Y"
Now kinda triggered at the fact it's not much of a name change, he calms himself back down and is hopeful that the others are more original. "Ok….here we go….back to the game!" Saying as he resumes the game.
"CPU White Heart, and her "Land of White Serenity - Lowee"
He notices the background changed to another landmass of more white and is again upset at the name of the landmass. Though his interest focuses on White Heart's look.
"Yesh, those piercing red eyes really stand out from her sky-ish blue hair. I feel like she's staring into my soul…..and the 'smile' she has isn't helping..." He then shivers in a bit of fear. "Though she looks very well drawn as a character, and I like her design…."
"I really hope the next on-"
"CPU Green Heart, and her "Land of Green Pastures - Leanbox"
He only got through the first words of the text box when he fell back in his chair once seeing Green Heart's…..interesting look…[Right, totally her overall look and not her….chest.]
"Holy Tomatoes!, Those things are big…..woah….I think I like this game a little bit more now." still on the floor, he then tries to find the chair while still looking at Green Heart.
"Though overall I do enjoy her design, and that nice green hair she has." Though Shirako's eyes kept wandering to those….mounds. Ignoring the fact it was another terrible landmass name, he got back up and sat back down in his chair.
"I take back what I said about Black Heart being kinda revealing…..Green Heart's WAY more on the skin side….." He then pressed the controller to move on to the last CPU and to remove his attention from Green Heart.
"CPU Purple Heart, and her "Land of Purple Progress - Planeptune"
"Ok, I give this one 10/10 for best original name, and it should win most creative of the year." Then bursting out laughing to himself for his good meme [not really]. Shortly after, he soon calmed down and took a better look at Purple Heart.
"Shirako, you never seem fail to amaze yourself. Ok, back to this, Purple Heart is interesting nonetheless, though her twintails are a little distracting...whatever,"
He just dismisses that idea, as for the other CPU's had distracting features as well. He then continued with his outloud criticism with, "and as a whole, I give them all a 10/10 overall design."
He pressed the button again and waited for the next message.
"Here, the CPUs fight endlessly in battle for rule over Gamindustri."
"Well," Shirako starts and turns to look at the reader, "I didn't know they all were fighting Haywyre to rule over the gaming industry…" He then smirks at his 'clever' puns.
"Get it? Cause, Haywyre has a song called Endlessly and Gamindus…..." He stops realizing that one one is going to catch on. "Whatever….you guys probably won't get any of my puns anyways…"
Degected, he turns back to the game to once more, and his focus, back to the game.
"This battle is etched in history. This is the Console War…."
"Wowzers, ok…..so in this world...physical incarnations of the consoles by Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony, all fight to see who will rule the gaming industry, or here, Gamindustri." Though he made this conclusion, he was still confused as to what Planeptune is supposed to be. For now he just leaves it be and continues on with the story. Though...not totally, as he feels the need to do something.
"You know, at this point besides me and the game making noise…. It still seems very quiet and needs to be filled by something." He then makes up his mind to find Radio Central, a huge stereo system that controls all the sound throughout the base, and turn it on to play some tunes to listen to.
"So, now that I'm here….what should I play?...my Monstercat collection….or all of the awesome EDM songs I have in general….choices, choices..."
After pondering what to choose he just decides to pick Random Selection and let the joy of the author decide.
[Hey, who said your thoughts could be made up that I would choose the music!]
Once picked, Divided by Slips & Slurs played.
"How ironic...considering what I am playing and what the name of the song is.."
He then returns back to the game and continues to read the dialogue about how the other CPUs fight each other and more specifically start targeting Purple Heart. Though he kept note to the mysterious person who told the other CPUs to attack Purple Heart in general.
He was completely chill until he got to the first cinematic of the game, in which all the CPUs were ganging up to fight Purple Heart. Once he realized what was going on, he decided to do something, so he got out from his seat and went to the control panel of a portal, which was in the same room and was only a little further away.
"I'm gonna have some fun with this and hit someone with these...uh, empty plastic soda bottles."
He typed in what he needed to and waited for the portal to flash and open. Once it did he just aimlessly through the bottles in and quickly ran back to the mega computer to see it unfold.
"Where is it?" He states at first, "Oh, there they are!"
As saying this he sees them all hit Black Heart and White Heart. White Heart got hit after she has her last hit on Purple Heart and it hits Black Heart while attacking her.
"Awwwww, I didn't get to see their reactions!" He gives a defeated look and turns off the portal. "Oh well, I was a little too hopeful….heh…."
He then goes back to playing the game in which he sees Purple's human form, Neptune, and her conversation with another mysterious person who says she is a tome and goes by the name Histoire. Her small interactions with a peach haired chic named Compa was pretty interesting in Tokushima's eyes.
"Well those scenes….were…..interesting. I'm currently considering my life options at this point…" Shirako just laughs a bit and continues, "WELP, time for more action!"
He then continues on to the events in Virtua Forest. Which lead to them falling down a hole into a cave like place under the spot where Neptune fell from the sky.
While there Histoire had told Neptune about Hard Drive Divinity, HDD, and rediscovered her Goddess form to save Compa from a evil beast. At that point the duo then returned to Compa's room. This is where Histoire asks them to find all the 'Key Fragments' which will release her from a seal that she seems to be in and in favor she will help restore Neptune's memory.
"Welp, that was more plot to go through and more info that I had to take in….even though I might not remember half of this shit…"
Shirako let's out a sigh and stretched after the long while he sat there reading the dialogue. The last thing he read was how they have to go to the guild to do something. All he knew was that this was going very interesting.
"Welp, I guess it's time for a big time skip in this part….or else this might get boring for the readers….so.."
After he once again breaks the fourth wall and goes back to playing the game in which Neptune and Compa after a while literally run into IF. Whom then after some talking, joins their party. Later, after the 'main' villain's appearance, the trio returns to Compa's house and discuss what to do next.
They then go into the city and run into a small girl by the name of Broccoli and exchange a conversation about how to get to Planeptower. At the tower they then go to the Basilicom to get the ability to go to Lastation to find out more things.
"Geezums….only the author of this story can understand the hardship of no one getting his name right…..he he. I still fail to see how in the friggin world they mess up such a simple name as Neptune…" Takamoto just looks at the game for a second and thinks.
"Then again….like the name Planeptune...we have plant named after the Roman god...which is Neptune...so I think everyone here would get it right. Anyways I've gotta see what happens next in this wonderfully weird game." He then presses the button to continue to the next chapter of the game.
Starting it off is a scene with an exchange of words between Histoire and Arfoire. Then it changes to when the trio go to Lastation to find the CPU and see if she can help out in returning Neptune's memories.
While traveling to the Basilicom they meet and adventurer by the name of Falcom, and she points them in the right direction to the Basilicom.
"Do you think the readers are still here...how about a bigger game skip bro…"
[Sure….again...RIP the 4th wall…..like anyone cares…..*sad face*]
So the trio meets more characters along the way and a girl by the name of Noire, the CPU, along with a battle to find out Neptune's past. More odd conversations happen between them and the story moves along to when Noire joins the party….blah blah more boring dialogue….though one of the interesting points that was made by Noire, to herself, was how she encountered those bottles Shirako threw in earlier.
"Hey, they actually did do something!" He then self celebrates and is happy about this...after words he goes back to the game and waits to see what happens..
All that happens for a while is good fun meme like things and fun jokes that Shirako had a good laugh about. Later, after some more Tsun with Noire, which got Tokushima triggered again, and another encounter in a weird character named MAGES. (That's with a period..) Shirako started to wonder if this was all that the game had to offer….so...he started thinking..
"Well, I really like this game….but with some much text and plot….it get kinda boring sometimes and I keep getting stuck in the boringness of plot. I wonder if I could do anything….."
He thinks to himself and while doing so just rolls with the game….for now.
"So….time to take on Avenir…..well this is gonna be interesting…..I wonder what it would be like to fight alongside them…" He looks at screen and sees something interesting go down, ".oh...it looks like Noire finally accepted to eat pudding with Neptune!"
"You know I kinda wish there was a way for me to enter the game and have som…." Coming to a complete stop with words, Tokushima just smacked himself in the face. "I'm seriously this stupid….oh…**** me…,"
He then gets the portal, he one used for his 'deed', ready, sets it to the exact time of them game and has it all set.
"Well, I'm gonna need a few things before I go….Like the TPC-09, my secret weapons and my music…."
So as he says so he does that...and get all that he needs for his new found journey. He mentally keeps check of everything and finally turn off the game since he'll be part of it now and will have no need to waste the energy doing so.
"Well, that was the last thing…." Gulps to himself and is a bit nervous. "Here goes nothing, as I go Snails & Pegboard Nerds into this part of the story….literally." After his little speech he jumps into the portal and after he does it closes behind him.
"Wait…..doesn't whenever I enter a new world I fall from the sky!" He opens his eyes only to see himself falling through the night sky above Lastation. "Oh….you gotta be kidding me.."
"SCREW YOU AUTHOR!" He yells while falling towards the ground with fast speeds.
Author's Note: So...did ya like it? I hope so...as things will now only get crazier in the Neptunia universe...as Dash is going to mess with something he shouldn't...anyways...I hope guys like this story..more Neptunia to come in chapter two! [What Are...WiFi Tears?] and you know the rest..follow, fav etc. have a nice day. BYE!~ SOUND DASH PRODUCTIONS
Dash: I still highly dislike you...
