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Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine. (goes of to sulk in a corner)

Warning: Bad lang and Yaoi. + extremely bad grammer + a bit OCness. Read at your own risk XP
Pairings: Not sure yet…XP either ItaNaru or SasuNaru….hmm…

Note: Once again - Itachi's age in beginning of this fic is 14 (5 yr difference to Naruto XP, forgot his original age)

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Chapter 2: Naruto of Akatsuki?!

"Naruto?!"

The Sadamine searched frankly through his crystal ball, but no images containing the blond showed up at all. In fact, it was almost as if he's outside the boundaries of Konaha already. But that is impossible, right?

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Naruto, where are you?

"Old man?" Groggily the 9 year old blond sat up from what it appears to be a bed.

What the? Where am I? And whose, Naruto?

The boy searched franticly around the room for a sign or hint as to where he could be. Having found none at all, he slowly got up from the bed.

"Maybe someone is around this…house?" said Naruto as he head towards the door. Only to see the door knob turning slowly, hinting someone is about to enter the room.

Naruto quickly back away and headed towards the bed, afraid of whatever unknown is entering from the door.

"Ah, I see that you are awake" grinned the person who had just entered the door.

Naruto opened his eyes very wide and pointed a shaking finger at the man. "AH! A blue face closet monster is coming to get me, help!"

A very animated little Naruto could be seen running around franticly in circles around the room. Kisame who was mad at the 'blue face closet monster' comment couldn't help but also sweat drop at the boy's action. A slight chuckle could be heard from behind him. Knowing who it was, Kisame growled at what the person had in mind.

"Shut up kid and quit with your yelping!" Shouted a rather purple face Kisame, who is fuming in anger right now.

Naruto paused, looked at Kisame's now purple face and decided to hover over to the corner of the bed whispering to himself. "Kami (God) save me. A colour changing face monster is going to eat me".

Kisame looked baffled. Veins could be seen popping out of his head and he started to advance towards the kid. "I'll show you whose a face changing monster. You want me to eat you? Well you'll…"

"Kisame." coughed a voice from behind him. Having to recover from the very cute actions of Naruto and what he had thought of his shark face partner, he calmly made his way towards the boy. He kneeled down close to him, hoping not to frighten him.

"Now now, calm down kid. He's not going to eat you, even though you're right about the colour changing part," chuckled Itachi as he tries to calm down the sobbing boy whose hiding under the covers.

Naruto peeked out of the blankets and looked at Itachi. "He's not?"

Itachi felt a soft blush coming up his face. Why am I blushing? Itachi wonders about this a bit and was glad that his back was turned towards Kisame. There was no way he'll allow him to tease him about it.

"Nope he's not. I'm sure the colour changing monster is sorry too. (Kisame growls at this comment) So would you please come out of hiding? We would like to have a talk with you." Itachi waited for Naruto's response.

Naruto, feeling that he could trust Itachi came out of the covers and got off the bed. Hiding behind Itachi while tucking on his cloak, stares wearily at Kisame.

Kisame, seeing the knowing look given by Itachi, growls slightly. "Fine. Sorry kid about before. I didn't mean to scare you. But hell, I'm not a face colour changing monster okay? I can't help that I'm born looking like this."

Naruto took a step forward towards Kisame, after sensing his sincerity from his apology. He stuck out his hand and bows slightly. "I'm sorry too Mr.."

"Kisame"

"I'm sorry too Kisame-chan." grins Naruto. Kisame gives up at this point. Guess he decided it's better to be call 'chan' then 'colour changing monster' any day.

"And who is this pretty oni-san?" ask Naruto sheepishly while scratching his head. Itachi couldn't help but raised an eyebrow. He had been called handsome, cold looking, an ice-prince but never pretty before. This kid is amusing, thought Itachi.

"Name's Itachi"

"Tachi?"

"No, it's Itachi."

"Ta-chan?" smiles a clueless Naruto.

Kisame grins at the name exchange between the two. Ha! This time it's your turn to feel what I felt! Sorry kid, can't help you when Itachi gets…mad?

Kisame looked puzzle at Itachi. Thinking that his Sharigan eyes would start spinning rapidly by now, it looks rather - calm. He too had the expression on his face as if he had given in to the charms of the blonde's naive ness.

"So, Ta-chan and Kisame-chan. Why am I here" cocks Naruto's head slightly to the side, showing his puzzle ness towards his situation.

"We found you all bloodied up in the forest." Kisame replied.

"And…" Naruto looked at both of them sheepishly. "Who am I?"

Both Itachi and Kisame looked at each other, clearly understanding that the boy has lost his memory.

It's probably due to whoever the bastards were that had beat him up earlier. Good thing he heals fast though. Yet funny thing is the boy doesn't seem to noticed that his clothes still seemed slightly bloodied. Itachi raised an eyebrow once more, displaying his growing amusement for the boy.

Both Itachi and Kisame then have an idea coming into their heads at the same time. A grin could be seen on both of their faces as their calculating minds started to turn - full force.

"Naruto. You're Naruto. Naruto of the Akatsuki," grins Itachi and Kisame.

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