Shrek and Jimmy approached the adoption center. It was large, and probably in charge.
"Shrek, honey…" Jimmy said, grasping his lover's hand in his.
"Yes, m'dear?" Shrek replied, gazing into Jimmy's orbs.
"What if we don't find one we like?" Jimmy's eyes began welling with kawaii anime tears, but Shrek licked them away. He craved that mineral.
"Of course we will, my love, just you wait."
They smooched and entered the building.
The orphanage was sad. There were babbies crying and shitting all over the place. Jimmy was happy.
"SO MANY BABIES" he cooed. He picked up a particularly sticky-looking baby from the rusty nail pile in the corner. Shrek grunted because the baby looked tasty.
"Yee," cried Jimmy with tears.
The baby was blue and fuzzy, and had long hedgehog bristles on his head.
"GOTTA GO QUICKFAST" screeched the baby.
The baby was Sonic.
Sonicfast.
"Aww, Shrek, can we keep him?" Jimmy rubbed his face upon the childs. When he pulled away, smiling, there were skid marks all over his face.
"Of course, if that's what you want :* " Shrek grinned at the child, now his, and his wife. They were a family at last. Jimmy suddenly had another miscarriage. A family. Together. 3
Leaving the orphanage, the woman in charge ran after them, screeching about paperwork and some bullshit. Shrek ogre-rawred and she died.
All of the other orphans cheered, screaming "The bitch is dead, the bitch is dead!"
They needed a new leader, a place to call home.
Crawling down Shrek's ogre throat, they partied in his stomach.
They were a family now, them and Shrek.
They were home.
