Here is the Furious Five answering the questions that you the reader, asked! Sorry for any OOC-ness!
Kimiko meets the Kung Fu Panda cast in form of a Talk show!
(Lights are turned on above the Kung Fu Panda cast, a crowd is heard in the background)
Kimiko: Hey people! Kimiko here with the Furious Five! We got some good questions here, so let's start with some questions from Dracoess!
(Cheers)
Kimiko: Ok (opens letter) this one is for Master Mantis, Master Viper, and Master Tigress!
(Cheers)
(Kimiko reads the letter)
'Great start Kimiko, greetings to you The Furious Five. *bows* My questions are for Master Mantis, Master Viper, and Master Tigress.
Master Mantis, how did you like putting those Acupuncture in Master Po's back?
Master Viper, How do you like Master Po's cooking?
Master Tigress, I heard a rumor that you love Master Po, is this true? *winces after asking the question to Master Tigress*'
Mantis: Well, it was really tough to find the nerve points underneath all the fat and fur, resulting in him making a face at the wrong moment. It was actually really funny seeing Po make a face at Tigress. *Laughs*
Tigress: ~GLARE~
Mantis: If looks could kill…
Kimiko: Ok, Viper? Your turn.
Viper: Po's cooking is so tasty! Have you tried his Secret Ingredient Soup yet? It is so good!
Kimiko: Amen to that Viper *eats some Secret Ingredient Soup* Yum! Oh, Tigress your turn!
Tigress: What was my question again?
Mantis: Do you love Po?
Tigress: WHAT!?!?!? WHO SAID THAT?!?!?! WHEN I GET A HOLD OF THEM-
Kimiko: Answer the question Tigress.
Tigress: *Mumbles*
Kimiko: Tigress?
Tigress: Fine. I like Po as a friend, and JUST that. It's Viper who's always sneaking into his room.
Viper: I DO NOT! *Blushes bright red*
Tigress: Do so.
Viper: Do not.
Tigress: Do so.
Viper: Do not.
(Tigress and Viper continues arguing when suddenly Oogway poofs onto the stage)
Oogway: This isn't the bathroom!
Kimiko: Oogway? What are you doing here?
Oogway: I have to go to the bathroom.
Kimiko: Backstage.
Oogway: Oh, thank you. *walks towards the bathroom*
Kimiko: O… k? Onto the next set of questions! This is from Drama sapphire!
'I have questions for the Furious Five:
Master Crane: Are you in love with Mei Ling from the Lee Dai Kung fu academy? Oh and can you sing "I told you so from Keith Urban"?
Master Viper: Are you in love with Po or Mantis? Master Mantis: You're not scared of Viper are you?
Master Monkey: You're not angry at Po for distracting you all the time when you're meditating?
Master Tigress: Are you jealous at Viper who was trying to have Po's affections?'
Kimiko: Ok, Crane, you go first.
Crane: Well... Um... *blushes* gee...
Everyone except Crane: SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!
Crane: YES! I LOVE MEI LING SINCE I FIRST SAW HER... oops... oh, and I know that song!
Everyone except Crane: Sing it!
You said you needed your space
I wasn't where you wanted to be
I didn't stand in your way
I only want you to be happy
And so how surprised am I to see you here tonight
Everyone:
Well can't you see
That for worse or for better we're better together
Please just come back home
No don't say that you're sorry
And I won't say I told you so
Sometimes in our life
We get to where we wonder if
The long road that we're on
Is headin' in the same direction
When it comes to you and me
We're right where I know we should be
Everyone:
Oh can't you see
That for worse or for better we're better together
Please just come back home
No don't say that you're sorry
And I won't say I told you so
Somtimes it's like we're deep in nothing but love
The slightest thing can grow so foolishly
Remind me please
Oh can't you see
That for worse or for better we're better together
Please just come back home
No don't say that you're sorry
You don't gotta say you're sorry baby
Oh can't you see
That for worse or for better we're better together
Please just come back home
No don't say that you're sorry
And I won't say I told you so
And I won't say I told you so
But I told you so
Shoulda known better than to leave me baby
Shoulda known better than to leave me darlin'!
Everyone in the audience: YAY!!!
Kimiko: Nice voice Crane! You sound like Kieth Urban!
Crane: Thanks!
Kimiko: Ok, Viper, your turn!
Viper: *blush* Well, IlovePosomuch.
Kimiko: I don't think we got that.
Viper: I love Po so much!
Monkey: Finally!
Crane: What Monkey said.
Mantis: Aw....
Kimiko: Ok, it's Mantis's turn!
Mantis: Of course I'm scared of Viper! She has FANGS! Big, long, venom filled FANGS!!!
Kimiko: *whispers to Viper* should I tell him they don't have venom?
Viper: *whispers to Kimiko* No, It's fun seeing him squirm when I show him my fangs.
Kimiko: Ok, now it's Monkey's turn!
Monkey: Well, yes, I get angry every time Po inturepts my meditation, AND HE STEALS MY COOKIES!!!! I WILL DESTROY HIM!!!!!!!!!!
(at the buffet table...)
Po: *shivers*
Shifu: What is it Po?
Po: I don't know, must be the A/C.
(back at the stage)
Kimiko: O....K? Now it's Tigress's turn.
Tigress: Read what I said the first time, I like him as a friend, the one I love is-
Kimiko: Oops! Out of time! Till another time then! Next time, Tai Lung will answer your questions!
Tigress: Why does this happen everytime I try to say the one I love is-
(the curtain falls)
Ok, hope you enjoyed this long chapter! And sorry for any OOC-ness I did! Next time, ask Tai Lung questions, any questions, and just because I love him, you can dare him to do ANYTHING!
Tai Lung: I thought you said you loved me!
Me: And that's why I'm doing this!
Tai Lung: :'(
Me: Aw.... Hug?
Tai Lung: No, I'm going to hope that no one asks me to do anything ridiculous or embarrasing.
Me: Anyway, R&R! *whispers* and ask something embarrasing for him to do!
Tai Lung from the Corner of Despair: I heard that!
