This just jumped into my head when listening to Eddie Izzard Dressed to Kill. So, enjoy my insanity and Remember Reviews are Food and to feed your Author (or Arthur, if you don't feed him he'll give himself food poisoning.)


"It's herbs. Not 'erbs. Herbs. There is an 'H' in it. Now say it. Herbs." England was speaking slowly to his former colony.

"It's 'erbs Iggy." America sighed at the elder nation.

"There is a bloody H in it, is there not?" England asked.

"Iggy, if your going by spelling then you have to say thru as thruff." Alfred sighed

"What are you going on about?" England asked

"You spell thru, T-H-R-U-O-G-H. " America said, "Stop trying to cheat at Scrabble."

England was speechless and confused as America walked away.