Hello people! Here's the second chapter! Enjoy~ (Note: my machine guns are pointed to you, Flamers)

Disclaimer: No.. I don't own 07-GHOST..


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I swear I'll never love anything or anyone again.. No..

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"Kimono.. Sun umbrella.. Then a red carpet, which means…"

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"YAKINIKU~~"

"Who the hell wants to eat yakiniku outside?"

"What? As long as we got a lot of eye fish, it's okay right?"

"Ukh, you little brat.."

Hozuki laughed histerically. How does it started?

FLASHBACK….

"FRAU, YOU PHEASANT! Watch where you're going!", said Hozuki angrily after Frau hit her and her books (yaoi magazines) fell from her hands.

"Sorry, my bad.."

Hozuki gave Frau her 'death glare' and forced him to make her something for lunch. She was thinking sushi but, because of the fresh air, she wants yakiniku instead(?). That pervert guy had to do what she wants, because if he not, he'll be skin alive by author for not doing anything that matches the plot. Poor guy..

RETURN AGAIN…

Hozuki enjoyed her eye fish yakiniku while Frau's busy grilling the eye fish. What a life~~ (?)

"Ah, you guys are here.."

Hozuki turned back. I looked at her and trying not to make a weird smile. Hozuki smilled and ask me to join her 'torturing' Frau. I nodded and I looked at Frau who's wearing an apron with ruffles (?). I step back and my face turned red, really red. I closed my mouth, trying not to make any noise, like screaming or a failed english accent(?). I looked down and step forward a bit. Frau looked at me deeply. Ugh, I can't stand his eyes! I blushed until I realized, Hozuki's palms is in my cheeks.

"Chibi-kun, are you alright?"

I looked at her and swing my head left to right.

"Nandemonai!", answered me with a weird accent, not a Kansai, or Australian or British or any accent in this world. Let's name it, 'Teito's Weird Accent'. Hozuki laughed again then continued her lunch. Then, Frau gave me a plate full of eye fish yakiniku.

"You must be hungry because of those dumb and pathetic trainings. Here.."

I nodded and realized my face had burned! I smilled and sat next to Hozuki. We laughed, made weird funny faces and many more. After that, I went to my favorite place in the whole world, LIBRARY. I pick some books and my hand touched one book. That book looked suspicious. Afraid of a possibility that it might be one of Frau's porn magazine, I took it Hozuki.

"What's up?"

"Is this Frau's erotic book?"

Hozuki looked at the cover. "YAOI MONTHLY". She grab that book from my hand so fast. She took a deep breath and hug that book tightly.

"What's that?"

"Well, actually.. This is not Frau's porn magazine. It's…", she stopped and chuckled. I step back because that bipolar girl became more crazy.

"It is my beloved magazine~ Ya wanna see it?"

I nodded and opened that book. After a few minutes, I screamed and throw that book away from me. I sulked in the corner and shivered.

"Isn't it lovely, Chibi-kun?"

I hold my head and trying to stop shivering. Hozuki laughed histerically when she just saw my funny reaction.

"You're a boy, Chibi-kun~ That's why you screamed when you saw what's inside my delicious(?) book~"

I can't erased my mind. You know what's inside that nasty book? A picture of me and Frau in lemon action, and guess who's the artist? My own mom and this fic's author, KANDA RAPHAEL! You're mean, mama!

"Ne, Chibi-kun, you shouldn't react like that. You're the protagonist in every YAOI fanfic about FrauxTeito right?", Hozuki said that and sure it breaks my heart. I can't barely breath and I ran to my room quickly. When I arrived at my room, Frau was sitting in my bed, smoking. I hate it when that guy smoked!

"What the fuck are you doing here?"

"Waiting..", he answered. I coughed and sit next to him. Suddenly, my face turned red and sweat dropped. I don't like this situation.

"Wa..Waiting for who?", asked me. He looked to the ceiling and turned his cigar off. Then, he pushed me until I fell to the bed.

"Hey, what do you mean by that?", I shouted at him. Then, he put his cold lips on my neck. I shocked and tried to push him away. But, I can't, he much stronger than me. My face burned and I really need to get out of this situation.

Please.. Hakuren.. Castor-san.. Labrador-san.. Hozuki…

Frau licked my neck and giving me a love bite on my torso. I tried to escape, but… wait…

"Let.. me.. go.."

Frau can't stop 'rapping' me. But, after some minutes, I began to enjoy it. Frau smilled to me and staring at me with his sharp and sparkling sapphire eyes. I smilled to and then, he kissed me. Sometimes, he bite my lips a bit and I shocked. He gave me his 'authority' and I gave him my 'moans' to make him happy.

Morning..

I woke up and realized that the pervert guy lying above me. My face turned red and screamed loudly. Then, Frau woke up. He's half-naked and only wearing a long pants.

"Damn brat, keep your voice low!"

"Wha.. What are you doing in my bedroom!"

Frau looked at my.. I think, weird face. Then, I felt his lips on mine.

"I love you, Teito Klein.."

I can't move. My body freezed. Then, Frau left my room after he put on his clothes(if not, he'll be burned alive by Castor for walking in the middle of the church half-naked). I can't move my entire body. Then, I swing my head left to right and put on my clothes. When I walked out, I feel like I smashed someone.

"Good grief! Are you alright?"

Then, I can feel my body stopped. It's Hozuki! Holding something like lens and I know, IT WAS A HANDYCAM! (You might wanna ask, what year is it? Well, the author just tried to screwed up with handycams or lenses or something like that.. Actually, in their time, there's no such thing like that. It's a steampunk remember?)

"Guten Morgen, Chibi-kun!"

"What the world's apocalypse are you doing here!"

"I think I just eat a cake.."

"Where's the cake and WHY DO HOLD A HANDYCAM IN YOUR HAND!"

"Oh? This thing? Well.. It's my invention! I called it FORK_SD!"

I gave her a death glare and kicked her outa my face. Then, I ran towards Labrador's garden. No one's inside. Then, I looked at the little tree who the one Frau's planted. I cried and make my tears fell to it's leaf gracefully(?). I don't know what to do from now on..

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"Haruse, I think we have to change our plan.."

"Why?"

"Because of that Zehel, we can't capture Teito Klein easily. We need to switch plans.."

"Anything for you.. Kuroyuri-sama."

"I'll get that scythe again.. "

~TO BE CONTINUED


Raphael: Yatta… *took a deep breath*

Frau: You pheasant..

Raphael: *yawn* MINNA! Do you know what FORK_SD means?

Teito: I don't even wanna hear..

Raphael: Frau's Operation Rape Kit Stalking Device!

Frau: NANI! YOU BAKA FUJOSHI! BAKA TSUMA!

Raphael: Hehe, hontou? If I could make this thing, every FuraTo lovers in the whole world will buy it~

Teito: MAMA! *cry*

Frau: YOU SILLY LITTLE FUJOSHI ONNA! *pointed scythe*

Raphael: BACK OFF JACKASS! I'll torture you until the rest of this fanfic!

Frau: torture me? I thought you're going to torture Teito..

Raphael: I torture you by Hozuki. Hozuki-chan will do the work for me!

Hozuki: Sir yes Sir!

Raphael: I'M A WOMAN!

Frau: You're a woman?

Raphael: SHUT UP YOU PERVERT! *pointed Tokalev* Nee, I want your reviews my beloved readers~ *innocent face*

Frau: You bipolar..