Hey, what's up friends?
I'm super glad with the response I got for the first chapter, so thank you so much!
I'm thinking about writing a fic based off the 'new-comer' but only if y'all are interested. So leave me a note in your reviews letting me know what you think.
That is all. Onwards!
Living on a Meteor for Dummies
Rule 21#: We are not allowed to build a fort of buckets around Karkat while he's asleep
(It's funny as hell though)
(Kudos to Gamzee for helping out)
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Rule 22#: No singing 'it's a small world after all'
(Especially around Jade)
(I can't help it!)
(Those little planets are just so)
(Small.)
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Rule 23#: Don't ask if Gamzee can juggle
(He can)
(We thought we would make it more 'interesting' if we got him to juggle explosives)
(Karkat put me in a time out)
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Rule 24#: Don't attempt Alternian
(Turns out I said 'I wish to puffer fish your pants')
(I didn't even know they had words for that in Alternian)
(The Daves attempted to rap only in Alternian)
(I've never seen Terezi laugh so hard)
(Scary)
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Rule 25#: Do not dress up as a clown if you value your life
(Gamzee will see it as blasphemy)
(Dave didn't talk to me for a week)
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Rule 26#: We are not allowed to give Karkat large quantities of Caffeine
(He had an OCD symmetrical fit)
(Everything had to be symmetrical)
(Even outfits)
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Rule 27#: When you can't find someone, do not refer to them as 'pulling a John on you'
(We found this funnier than we should)
(And then we got sad)
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Rule 28#: Dave and Aradia are not related to Link from the Zelda series because they're Time players
(The fact that Dave uses swords does not help)
(We have dubbed John to be Navi)
(Dave is totally okay with all of this)
(But Karkat feels left out 'cause he doesn't get the reference)
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Rule 29#: Speaking of Time players, we are not allowed to exploit Dave's ability
(So no Time Travel unless absolutely necessary)
(We have way too much fun)
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Rule 30#: Don't try to cut Gamzee's hair
(That is all I'm willing to say on the matter)
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Rule 31#: Halloween is no longer allowed to be celebrated
(Mostly because we have no sense of time around here)
(It'll be July and we'll think its November)
(The other half is because sugar and costumes)
(Sugar is self-explanatory)
(Costumes? Refer to rule 25)
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Rule 32#: The milkshake song is banned
(Dave was so disappointed)
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Rule 33#: Karkat (or Jade) must be notified if we plan to place wire traps and the like around
(On second thought, maybe we shouldn't say anything)
(hehehehe….)
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Rule 34#: No riding Gamzee's unicycle
(Hot damn that was a lot of blood)
(Karkat fainted)
(Twice)
('Whoa! It's like skittles!')
('It Doesn't Taste Like Skittles, Though.')
(How does Kanaya know?)
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Rule 35#: Do not go through Karkat's book collection
(Hot damn, Karkles)
(I didn't know you were that sort of troll)
(Dave says he still has nightmares)
(A majority can't look him in the eye anymore)
(Especially Terezi)
(Badum tsh)
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Rule 36#: No appearifying cows to make them stampede through the meteor/ship
(Best)
(Idea)
(Ever)
(Jade shrunk them all down so it wouldn't destroy so much stuff)
(Made it even more awesome)
(Davesprite laughed so hard his feathers started falling out)
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Rule 37#: 'SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! SHUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!'
(I actually started to feel sorry for Karkat after a while)
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Rule 38#: No encouraging Kanaya's…'habit' with Gamzee
(We started making bets)
(Like, Gamzee can be cool sometimes…)
(And killing people is morally incorrect…)
(But in the words of our dear vampire friend)
(Just…Fuck That Guy)
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Rule 39#: No more strip poker
(I'm going to let you guys use your imaginations for this one)
(I, for one, liked it)
(I regret and deny nothing)
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Rule 40#: No quoting Red v Blue
*Oh. My. God. I can't believe I actually died for this war.
*Okay guys, I don't mean to be rude, but I've got a missing girlfriend, a guy who's pregnant, an idiot who thinks his pet just died, AND our worst enemy is hanging out unsupervised in our base right now. So I really, really, REALLY don't have time for this HORSESHIT RIGHT NOW! (That was the only one of Karkat's rants that I actually listen to)
*I've got half a mind to kill you…and the other half agrees (When Gamzee says that, you run)
*I AM NOT A THING! My name is Leonard Church and you will fear my laser face! (Thank you, John)
*HOLY CRAP! WHO'S RUNNING THIS ARMY?! (I do believe that someone is Karkat)
*You don't need to treat me like that! I'm not crazy, okay? I'm totally, completely sane. Now excuse me, I need to go blow up this dead body.
*'There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life.' (Dave)
*'Relax, I'm not going to give it a cold. I'm just gonna go in there, step on its neck, and shoot it in the head. Because that's how I roll.' (Jade)
*'From now on if anyone's gonna make my girlfriend cranky and psychotic, it's gonna be me!' (Rose) (We were not expecting this)
*'He is not pregnant!' (YET)
*'I will fucking stab you, computer phone lady!
*'Goodbye Major Cinnamon Bun, I will always remember your buttery goodness.' (Karkat has a new nickname)
*'Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff!' ('Will a chainsaw work?') (Kanaya was willing to try)
*'SHEILA! COME BACK TO ME! I MADE YOU A MUFFIN!' (Who Sheila actually is will forever be unknown)
I nicked some rules from my other guidelines because they're relevant.
Deal with it. It's like, four in the morning and I have no imagination.
Peace.
-B
