Shorter than the last list but I'd be more than happy to do some requests!
21) Hold Barbie for Hostage
The Green Goblin had a field day as he chased the bastards who dare do suchan act of evil!
The culprits continue to be in hiding, taking care never to kidnap Barbie again.
22) Climb up a ladder, dressed in a pink tutu with a magical wand, thrown sprinkles down on people and say "I am your fairy Godmother!"
Spider-man crashed through a building due to being blinded by sparkles in his eyes and swore he saw a green creature saying "I am your fairy Godmother" and flew cackling away.
23) Discover something you did not need to know
"…so you're…"
"Yes."
"And the symbiote…."
*nod*
Spider-man and Venom were dead quiet as they looked down at the red goop that just came out of Venom's….er….
"I had no idea the symbiote was a girl! Or pregnant!"
24) Somehow bring in a hoard of animals into a building
Jonah Jameson came to work and was frozen in place in finding hundreds upon hundreds of llamas in the building.
Peter Parker grinned evilly and high-fived a Hispanic teen girl who snickered along with him.
25) Invite someone for cake
"THE CAKE IS A LIE!" The Green Goblin shouted.
"WHAT! NOOOOOOOOO!"
Spider-man fell to his knees in despair, crying out to the heavens.
26) Show your soft side
"It…It was just so sad…sitting there in the rain…" Tombstone muttered to Captain Stacey and Spider-man as he petted the kitty.
"You're really a nice guy…aren't you?"
27) Ask the WWCND question
"We will kill spider-man! We are poisonous to him!" Venom said as he leered down at the arachnid in his claws.
"Wait!" some random person walks in and stares at Venom with a serious look on her face.
"Before you kill spider-man, let me ask you this, What would Chuck Norris do?"
Venom and Spider-man stared at the girl before looking at each other then replying.
"He'd pwn both of us with his roundhouse kick and make bear stew while letting Justin Bieber lose then walk on water with Jesus." They said at the same time.
"I knew it…!" the girl said before leaving the two to continue on their fight.
28) Spectacular Spider-man meets South Park pt. 1
While in one of their many escapes, Kraven attacked oncoming guards and killed one of them, allowing the Sinister Seven to get away from the prison and go to a abandoned warehouse.
Shocker noticed something hanging from the Lion man's teeth and pointed it out.
"Must be guard Kraven killed…" Kraven replied while Shocker got the thing out and saw it was a nametag. Electro and Sandman walked over and peered over to see what the guy's name was.
There was silence.
Then, all three looked at Kraven with wide-eyes and said in low voices.
"Oh my God, you killed Kenny…"
Kraven blinked.
"YOU BASTARD!" they yelled, pointing a finger at him.
