{Sam Evans has signed on}
Sam: Hey Mercedes, are you on?
Brittany: Yeah.
Sam: Umm Brittany, you're not Mercedes.
Brittany: Sorry, that was Lord Toubbinton.
Mercedes: I'm on Sam, what is it?
Sam: I was wondering if you wanted to go to the Prom with me?
Rachel: Aww.
Mercedes: I'll think about it.
Sam: Okay…let me know what you decide.
{Sam Evans has signed off}
Rachel: Mercedes, when are you going to stop playing hot and cold with Sam?
Mercedes: Not now Rachel, please.
Rachel: Fine, just know Sam is not going to be available forever.
Mercedes: Rachel, we talked about this over the slumber party yesterday. Sam and I will be fine, just leave it alone.
Tina: Oh yes, the slumber party was fun.
Brittany: I feel asleep doing the first movie, I'm sorry guys.
Kurt: It's okay Brittany. Besides that was before the party started.
Brittany: I don't get it, are you saying I'm no fun?
Santana: You better take that back, Kurt. Brittany is way more fun than you, lady face.
Kurt: I didn't say that. Of course you're a lot of fun Brittany.
Blaine: Santana, I would appreciate it if you didn't call my boyfriend names.
Kurt: It's okay Blaine, Santana just needs a little training.
Santana: Excuse me?
Quinn: I can see where this is heading. Let me get my popcorn… Okay go.
Santana: This isn't heading anywhere, Kurt just needs to tell me what he means.
Kurt: Um it's just the way you talk to people, Santana. You talk to people like they don't have any feelings.
Santana: So what, Kurt. You can't handle it? You need your little boyfriend to defend you?
Kurt: See what I mean?
Brittany: Santana, I think you're being harsh on Kurt. If you don't stop it, there will be no making out for a week.
Santana: Fine. Britt, come over.
Brittany: Are we going to make out?
Santana: Probably.
Puck: Can I watch?
Santana: For 20 bucks you can.
Puck: On my way.
{Noah Puckerman, Brittany S. Pierce, and Santana Lopez has signed off}
Rachel: Well, that was something.
Tina: At least Santana has finally came out of the closet.
Rachel: She spent so much time in there that I thought she was gonna turn into one of the cloths.
Tina: Your not funny Rachel, that was actually mean.
Rachel: Calm down, Tina. I have two gay dads so I'm not homophobic if that's what you're thinking.
Tina: Oh like I don't know. I've heard that like, umm let me think….1 billion times.
Finn: Tina, her dads are nice. They invited to dinner and I pooped at Rachel's house.
Kurt: …0_0...
Mercedes: White boy, keep your informations to yourself.
Rachel: Finn, didn't I say not to talk about that.
Kurt: Well, you two are getting married so you might as well be getting use to things like that… things you're not ready for.
Rachel: Not all relationship has to be as perfect as you and Blaine's.
Blaine: We are not perfect, Rachel. We talk about our differences, like about how Kurt feels the need to snap his fingers at wait staffs.
Kurt: Blaine, are you still on about that? I said I'm working on it.
Blaine: You did it just yesterday.
Kurt: Omg I don't even realize. Ugh bad habits die hard.
Blaine: They do…
Kurt: Okay don't give me that attitude. And if we are gonna point out our problems, you use excessive amount of hair gel and I never complained once.
Blaine: You know I don't like not gelling my hair.
Kurt: Well, if you're going to give me hard time about my finger snapping problem then you have to wear less hair gel because I can't breathe properly sometimes when we cuddle.
Blaine: I thought you like it when we cuddle :(
Kurt: I do, baby. It just sometimes I can't breathe.
Blaine: I'm so sorry, we didn't you tell me?
Kurt: I didn't want to ruin the moment.
Blaine: Tell me next time, I promise you won't ruin the moment, you can never ruin the moment.
Kurt: Aww you're the best boyfriend.
Finn: Sorry to interrupt this moment you guys are having but Kurt, Burt wanted me to tell you the new issue of Vogue who ordered is here.
Kurt: Okay, thanks Finn. I gotta go Blaine. Love you.
{Kurt Hummel has signed off}
Blaine: My boyfriend just blew me off to go read Vogue.
