Hello dear readers! A new episode of Doctor Who is tomorrow. Let's celebrate with some fanfiction and badly named planets! Note to self: Do not name a planet.

Special shout out to the bands Augustine and Mumford and Sons for inspiring me. Another epic shout out at the end!

I still do not own Doctor Who... I wish I did, but I don't. I'm... American.

The two stood silent for the moment, glancing about. It looked like they were in some sort of crude city. The air had a strong salt water smell to it. Perhaps the Doctor had gotten them close to a beach after all. However, this wasn't quite what he had been going for. He removed his sonic screwdriver from the depths of his coat pocket and waved in around.

"Um, Doctor?" Amy asked, beginning to wander around. "Where are we?"

"You know, I'm not entirely sure. I was thinking Ostora, but the atmosphere is mostly methane and we wouldn't last too long there. The Ostorians aren't terribly kind to newcomers. It might be Ractll? But Ractll is almost all cities and there are Ractllites everywhere..." The Doctor trailed off, losing himself in his thoughts momentarily.

"Ractllites?" Amy questioned.

"Yes, Ractllites. They look a bit like bats. Beautiful creatures. Very intelligent," The Doctor answered.

Amy nodded, glancing up at the sky. It was a pale blue, not a cloud in view. The planet's sun beamed down at them. It was comfortably warm, the occasional breeze cooling them when they got too hot.

"I think something's wrong," The Doctor stated, looking to Amy.

"Oh, come on Doctor! We find a peaceful little spot and you think something's wrong?" She was becoming upset with him now.

"Amy..." He started. "Look at that wall. What do you see?"

Amy looked at the tree the Doctor had pointed out, narrowing her eyes. "A wall. Can we go to a real beach now?"

The Doctor sighed. "Amy, Amy, Amy... Silly young Amy... There is something going on here. And we will find out what it is."

The two had been wandering about for what seemed like hours. Amy was miserable. It was too hot and the city was in such disrepair she had nearly slipped over rubble several times. The Doctor was fairing well, his determination driving him to seek out an intelligent lifeform.

"Wow! Look at this!" He bound over to the side of a collapsed building, prodding it with a finger.

Amy raised an eyebrow, watching the Doctor. "Uh, another wall?"

"No, no no, this... This here is so much more than a wall! It's-" He broke off as he poked his head in through a window. "Oh..."

"What?" Amy asked.

"Hello!" The Doctor said into the window. "Great to meet you, I'm the Doctor!"

A hiss came from behind the wall and the Doctor raised his hands. "Whoa there, no need for that."

"What?" Asked Amy, more desperate.

The Doctor jumped back, grasping Amy's wrists and looked her in the eyes. "We should go."

"Tell me what it was!" Amy insisted, glancing at the window.

He began hauling her behind as he walked quickly away. "Let's just say that wasn't the best time to poke my head into a window, alright?"

The two made their way back towards the TARDIS, a much harder walk than before. Most of the journey back was uphill. Amy muttered complaints and the Doctor dragged her on.

"Come on, Pond! A little exercise never hurts anyone," He told her, a charming grin on his face.

"What are you getting at?" She demanded.

"Getting at?" He asked, clueless.

She sighed. "Still clueless as ever..."

The Doctor gave an awkward smile. Even after their many journeys, the Doctor was still so awkward when it came to normal human behavior. He often invaded one's space, always very touchy. He rarely understood sarcasm, and often babbled to himself. Amy found it funny how he still hadn't caught on. Adorable really, how he could be so brilliant but so clueless.

Just before they reached the TARDIS, the Doctor stopped abruptly, pulling Amy back with him.

Ahead in the brush he could see a dark figure moving.

BAM! That's chapter two! Short, but I'm happy enough with it. Let me know.

Shout out to my friend Emily who turned 16 today! She introduced me to Doctor Who! Happy Birthday Emily! This chapter is dedicated to you!

Hoping tomorrow's episode will be as great as the last one!