Chapter 2: The Host, The Host Club and the Host Club's Idiots

Author: Ello every one. Welcome to the second chapter. For those that have read the Awakening Love story before, you know in the second chapter I wrote the "wake up" scene as Haruhi and not Tamaki and then later wrote about Tamaki. I plan to in this version write both so this way it makes since. Any ways, that's all I'm going to say.

Point of View ~ Haruhi

"Haruhi…Haruhi are you alright?" A familiar voice said to me.

I looked around this place only to see every thing was black, pitch black with no light what so ever, expect the boy's hair that stood in front of me. It was the brightest thing in this place, but it wasn't a boy…it was Tamaki senpai.

"Tamaki, what are you doing in my dreams?"

"I'm…I'm…wait! Your dream! This is my dream!"

"Pfft, yeah right! Why would I- oh wait. Never mind. I would be your dream…pervert,"

"I am not a pervert!"

"To be dreaming on me, you ought to be,"

"Why you- oh never mind. Any way, how did we end up here? It's all black and I feel lonely. I don't even feel me cradling Tama-bear right now. I want my little bear,"

"Wait, you don't have him with you? How strange. I feel something in my arms right now senpai. Maybe it's him,"

"Then give him to me!"

"Sorry I can't. Your in my dream remember?"

"Why you!"

"Any way senpai, back to the main point, what are we doing here. If this is my dream, then you wouldn't be here and if this is your dream, then you'd have me in some cute outfit, which as you can see I'm not in right now. This is strange though, why on earth would it be in a pitch black room such as this?"

"Well, maybe because…I wanted to play dirty with you,"

"I don't think that's it senpai and by the way, don't think about it,"

As both senpai and I stood there, I felt as if the ground around us shook like crazy. Suddenly, a bright crack of light rose from the ground around us. It split me and him apart and the crack stretched and got bigger, now dividing us as if we had our own island.

"Haruhi! Jump into my arms," Tamaki called out, lending his arms in my reach.

"I can't senpai! The stretch is too large for me to jump. If I jump I'll die!"

"Haruhi, jump now before it gets any bigger!"

"I..I don't want to!"

"Jump!"

"No!"

Suddenly, everything got bright around us. The sheer brightness was strong and the next thing I knew…I woke up…

"Good morning master-" a girl said as she continued to open up the blinds.

"Huh? Where…where am I?" I asked, still half asleep.

"You're at home. You must have had a crazy dream again,"

"I…I suppose-"

My vision became clear now and the brightness seemed to stop. I looked to my left and saw a piano in the room and when I turned to my right, a large and bright window showed and in the center…a large walk in closet. I knew for a fact that this wasn't my room. My room is smaller and isn't the size of my whole entire apartment. Just where am I? She said I was home, but this doesn't feel like home and I know I don't have a maid. Wait a second! Is this a prank pulled by the twins? No, it can't be. The twins wouldn't throw me in some random place like this, even if I am this tired. If that's the case…

"Master, you look so pale. Do you want me to fetch you anything?"

"Master? I'm not your master and I don't need anything. I'm…a little off right now,"

"Do you wish for me to leave Master Tamaki?"

"Sure if you- wait! Tamaki!"

"That's your name, is it not?"

"I…uh…could you please leave the room for a while. I think…I need some time alone,"

"As you wish,"

The girl left the room and made me speechless. Tamaki…Tamaki…Tamaki, that idiot is filling my head right now. Why did she call me that and why am I in this strange place. What is going on! If this is my birthday gift, then I sure as hell don't want it! Please, please don't tell me I'm…

Suddenly, a small mobile phone went off on the nightstand. The song "Shissou" started to play. I went to look at the phone and the name showed "Kyouya" on it. I opened the phone and raised it slowly to my ear.

"Hel-hello?" I managed to say.

"Hello there Master Tamaki. Can you tell me why I have the twins, Hunny and Mori on my lovely floor?"

"I…don't know. I didn't tell them to come over to your place,"

"Really? It seems like a stunt you might pull off and by the way, I think you left a library book over at my place. There is a page open too with a weird incarnation or chant if you like to call it. I suggest you come pick up this book when you get the chance or I can give it to you when we see each other. I'll see you at school shortly,"

That was strange and even Kyouya called me Tamaki, but, he would never mistake me for that idiot. What on earth is happening? Why am I being called Tamaki? Could it be-

I finally took the courage to look down at all the body parts around me. The hands, bigger and rougher than my own weren't mine, my arms, a little thicker than my own weren't mine and the chest, flatter with more muscle was certainly not my own. I reached up to my head and noticed my hair style was more…wavy like. Different strands of hair seemed to go off to one side and then another, not straight down like my own and when I pulled down a strand, bright golden blond, the color of Tamaki's own hair.

"This…no! I can't be Tamaki! I won't!"

I walked around the room and tried to find a large mirror or something like that. I rushed into the closet and saw one tall one, standing at the height of Tamaki. Looking into it, it reflected a tall blonde boy with blue or violet colored eyes and a teal pj with a small pocket off to the right. He made the same expression as I, worried, shock, confused and angry. I realized that this boy was in fact Tamaki and so…I screamed to realize…my life was now a living hell.

Part of View ~ Tamaki

"Uhh…it's so bright! Shut the curtains please!"

"Haruhi! Get up! You have school today and don't think you can try and sleep in. After all, my daughter needs to keep up with her A average,"

"In a minute!"

"Now!"

The loud yelling was booming in my ear drum and the array of sun shine was not making me feel any better. Not to mention, the room felt warm and I mean warm. Even the window was opened a smidge to let in cool air. Wait… I'm on to something…

"Are you going to get up or not!"

"Give me some time Ran-"

Suddenly I stopped and realized that Haruhi's father was here, but why? Also, he would have kicked me out by now or done something mean to me, seeing how he hates my guts…I think. Still, the main question is, just where the hell am I?

"Haruhi…are you ok?" Ranka said as he felt my forehead. "Hmm, temperature seems fine, strange,"

"I'm perfectly- wait…Haruhi? You just called me Haruhi and why are you taller than me!"

Now things were strange for me. Ranka has never been this much taller than me before. It's like a giant! Also, why Haruhi? I'm nothing like my precious daughter. For Haruhi is like a rose with many shades of colors and I am like one who just shines more than the other.

*In reality, Tamaki represents white and Haruhi represents red*

"Why Haruhi," Ranka said as he leaned in a little closer to me. "I think your ill, in fact, you're mad or crazy. I've always been taller than you and Haruhi has always been your name. Who do you think you are, your idiot, un-caring, and lousy friend Tamaki?"

"I'm not an idiot!"

"Of coarse you aren't. You're my brilliant daughter,"

"You idiot! Are you making fun of me! Can't you tell I'm a-a-"

Just in that second, I looked down only to see something clinging to my chest, frilly and pink with laces. That's when my heart began to pound, crazy and all over. I felt the warmth of the body increasing now and instead becoming hot as hell. That's when I looked up into Ranka's eyes and saw this rather…confused looked and he walked outside the door. I took the T-shirt and slipped it back over my head and with a few moments, screamed into my daughter's pillow.

"This…this can't be happening! Why would I be Haruhi, unless…this is the twins fault! There cleaver little ways, they would do this to me and Haruhi, but mostly me! They want to see me in fear in madness; they want me to suffer this ill torture! Oh, when I get my hands on them, I will make them pay the same price, but first…I need to call my daughter!"

I ran all over the same little room and located Haruhi's cell phone. I quickly dialed my own number and waited for the three rings till I heard my own familiar voice pick up.

"Hello Tamaki senpai," She responded with a calm smooth voice.

"Haruhi! We have a big issue right now! Do you not see my own pretty face staring back at you!"

"Yes I do and yes, I know. I already went through my screams of torture this morning and I don't plan on doing another one. I'm currently sitting on your bed trying to figure out what I should do and also, right now I really have to pee thanks to your own body not having that great of a bladder control. I assume your about to endure the exact same thing soon and so, you can hold it for a while. I plan on coming over to my place and figuring out what to do from there,"

"Now that you mention it, I do have to go, but any way that sounds like a decent plan. However, there is one thing, your father hates my guts and he won't let you in!"

"You idiot! I plan on making him let me in. I have my ways you know. Just hang on tight and I mean don't you dare look at my body while I'm not there. I don't want the pervert to try and rape myself while I'm not there to protect myself,"

"Uhh…well…Haruhi, I kind of…well…yeah this morning,"

I heard a small sigh from the other side and I knew she would be a little mad, but there was nothing I could do to stop it.

"Alright, your excused this time, but if something happens when I'm not watching, your dead meat! Got it!"

"Got it!"

"I'll see you in a few minutes,"

The phone call ended and I sat there helpless. Haruhi was mad and I'm like a lost puppy. Things would be interesting…from here on out.

Part 2: Yours, mine and ours

Haruhi arrived at the Fujioka's residence within a few minutes or so after speaking to Tamaki. She did bring along the uniform and his things so that she could go about the school day as him or try to be. Tamaki sat in Haruhi's room not even moving an inch. After all, he didn't want to piss off Haruhi. Haruhi knocked on her door and waited for her father to answer. He was half decent, still wearing some worn out clothes and holding his cup of coffee up to his chest.

"Well, if it isn't my favorite person. What brings you here? Trying to lay a finger on my daughter again Suoh or did you come on good terms? Perhaps you want me gone so that you can try and attack my daughter in the dirty way ever so possible!"

"What! Oh no da- I mean Ranka. I came to pick up Haruhi today and bring her to school. Just being nice. Hehe…chocolate?" Haruhi said as she placed a big old box of it in front of him.

Ranka examined the box and opened it. He sniffed and lightly tasted it and then finally nodded in agreement.

"Alright you're good, but no funny business,"

Haruhi let herself in and dashed to her room and locked/slammed the door shut. One expression came to her face, deep rage.

"Tamaki! What in the san hell did you do this time!"

"It wasn't me I swear!"

"Than how do you describe what happened!"

"I don't know! It just happened. Please don't kill me!"

Tamaki began crouching into a fetal position, rocking himself back and forth. Haruhi took a deep breath and sat down, placed a hand over his or rather her shoulder and turned him in her direction.

"Alright, calm down senpai. I didn't mean to angry there, I'm just…confused is all. I mean, I was perfectly content and then I find myself in the guy who I'm not that crazy for. It's a like crazy dream or fantasy that only happens in manga…according to the manga called "Orange Chocolates". So you see, I just don't know what to do in this situation,"

"Well, desperate times do call for desperate measures. In order to get through this and make everything seem "normal", we will need to go off as each other for the time being. Act, walk and dress are the keys to making this work. Thinking could even be another factor, but that's if you want to cross that line. The way I see it, we would need to figure out the mystery in that amount of time and thus hope for a solution. In order to be us again, we would need to work together one hundred percent!"

"God, I don't think I could pull you off senpai. You're still a mystery to me,"

"Haruhi, listen to me. If you want to be you again, then you will need to do this. Don't doubt the impossible Haruhi. Don't!"

"Ok, ok. I won't doubt it. Just promise me we'll find a way,"

"I won't make any promises. Now…onto the next matter…I have to pee!"

"God, don't remind me. I'm about to burst. Senpai…how…how…,"

Sweat started to pour down little Haruhi's face. She looked down at the ground, not even starring up at her own body. After all, this was a question that would make every one and any one feel this way, if in this situation of course.

"How do I use the…thing down there?"

"Uhh…well, you unzip, pull it out, focus and then shoot. Like a water gun,"

"Geeze, you had it to but it like that. Now the readers will question us for sure…."

"Oh it's not a problem Haruhi. After all, the author does read a lot of gender bender manga and so, where do you think this stuff comes from? Did you think she researched it?"

"Let's not go there and let me pee,"

So Haruhi then quickly located the guest/her bathroom and took the wiz of life. It made her feel a whole lot better and after she was done, Tamaki raced in there trying his luck and a few moments later, found out how…the hard way.

"Now then Haruhi…let's quickly change and get to school,"

So in that time, Haruhi taught everything Tamaki needed to know and Tamaki taught Haruhi everything she needed to know and shortly after the two hopped into Tamaki's ride and drove off for school where the lovely members of the host club would be waiting for them….to beat up.

Part 3: I FUCKING HATE YOUR GUTS!

Point of View: Haruhi

We arrived at school within a few moments of getting ready. Already the crazy fans waited for us outside the lovely limo doors. They weren't like some fans I heard about. I heard there are fans from another school that do the impossible when it comes to the people they like or love. I just hope I never run into them. I was about to open the door when Tamaki placed on a hand on his or rather my shoulder.

"Haruhi," he said with a serious voice. "Before you step outside, I must warn you. These fans are smart and they know everything about me. I guess it doesn't help that Kyouya made a website about us, but back to my point. My walking and acting is the key here. Try your best to act like me Haruhi. Our lives depend on it,"

"Tamaki, relax. I'm a big girl and I can handle it,"

I opened the door and the fans sat there, welcoming us with open arms. I slowly walked and waved to the people passing by and I pulled out a small red rose and tossed it into the crowd. They seemed please with this. Tamaki just walked on by and waved as I did, barely saying anything as well.

Inside the school was just the same. With the guys and girls walking up and asking us questions and saying hi or good morning, each would be the same any where else. I'm not used to this large amount of people near me and Tamaki seems to be having the same thought as I am, with little people near him. Once we went up the large stair case and turned to our right, we saw the third music room doors, awaiting us to enter.

"Haruhi, when we get inside, remember not to yell at them. After all, violence is not the answer,"

"I know senpai…I didn't plan on hitting them,"

I slowly opened the doors and saw the host members standing there in a fashionable manner. My eyes grew with rage and the second I saw them….I leaped into action and began taking my rage out on the twins…for some reason.

"What in god hell did you do to me!"

"We did nothing milord," the twins said, protecting themselves.

"Yeah right you dirty little liars! You know what you did, now spill!"

"We're being honest. We did nothing,"

"So wait, you don't know what happened…at all?"

"No…." They replied with little puppy dog eyes.

"What would be the matter…Tamaki? What did these twins do to you that seem not to be mentioning?"

"They…never mind. I guess it was nothing, just a dream,"

I looked over at Tamaki who seemed puzzled as well. His expression seemed to show the same thing. He knew the twins would have done something as vial as this, but for some reason, they weren't the ones who caused our problems. Kyouya seemed confused as well and Hunny and Mori began nibbling on cake, so they didn't care.

"Kyouya," Tamaki said as he went to him. "You don't know…do you? You don't know what happened to us,"

"No, no I don't. Would you care to explain the situation?"

"You see…Har- I mean Tamaki and I woke up…a little off. We…are in a situation that most people wouldn't understand. I felt as if I wasn't me, but rather…senpai and Har- I mean Tamaki felt the same way. It feels like we're living a lie, a strange lie,"

"Hmm, that's interesting Haruhi. So what you're telling me is that some how you feel as if you should be Master Tamaki and that Master Tamaki should be you?"

"If you want to put it in that way, yes,"

"Strange. The book that Tamaki left at my place had a strange page opened…it sounds similar to the situation you're put in. There was a chant that said, "We come from the sea, the ground that we lay, to put and end at bay, what they see is what they lack and only true love will send them back," Now, I don't know if it relates, but here is the-"

Suddenly, a dark looming figure appeared in the door way. His puppet, out and about and looking at us…grimly. He slowly walked over to Tamaki and Kyouya and took the book out of Kyouya's hand.

"Ahh, I see you have my book Kyouya. Did your plan work out well?"

"What plan?" Kyouya asked a little confused for once.

"The plan to get Fujioka and Suoh to get along together. From the sounds of it, it seemed to work out well, since you clearly don't re-call the event taking place. However, sometimes these curses don't work, so there might be a chance that these two didn't switch, but most of our curses do work. I aspect you to pay me for your services when you do remember. Please come by my place and I'll give you a memory potion and then you can pay me later,"

"Well, I trust you Nekozawa. I'll come on by when I have the chance,"

"Wait…this was your plan!" Tamaki said, now gripping Kyouya by the throat.

"So it would seem. I suppose I did it for yesterday's mess. After all, the trouble you two caused yesterday left us in paying our customers money than rather them owing us. I had to send some flowers to them and cards apologizing for the trouble we caused them. I guess it would make since for me wanting revenge,"

"Great, because of your idiocy, now senpai and I are stuck like this!"

"Chill out Haruhi. Yes, it would be my fault, but knowing me, I would have others to help me out. I assume I involved the rest of the club members into this, so you can't just blame me,"

"But we didn't do anything!" The twins said, still laying on the floor from the beating.

"You may not have done anything now, but you probably did. Do you have any proof you didn't?"

"Uhh…no,"

"My point exactly,"

"So, what should we do now Kyouya?" I asked him.

"Well Haruhi, I guess you will need to act as president for a while and act as our idiot king too. I assume your problems will be just starting, so in the mean time you will need to just deal with them. Also, since I don't trust you too, I'll be sending some one to live with you, to teach you how to be each other and watch your backs. Hikaru and Kaoru will watch you. Hikaru, you will live with Haruhi and make sure things go well, Kaoru, you live with Tamaki and make sure he doesn't do anything…wrong. I think that sounds good, don't you think?"

"I suppose," the four of them said.

"Excellent. Now, Tamaki and Haruhi, go have a chat in the back and learn to act like each other for our guest. They shall be arriving soon and we want them to think everything is normal here. The rest of us shall wait on the guest and treat them kindly,"

Senpai and I nodded and so we went into the back room. Things would be…interesting from here on out….

To be continued…..

A little chat with the author

Tamaki: So tell us Lucky, what manga do you read?

Lucky: Uhh… I don't think I should say.

Twins: Why not?

Lucky: Because it might give readers the wrong idea.

Twins: Tell us!

Lucky: No!

Tamaki: Tell us!

Lucky: No!

Hunny: Please? *puppy eyes*

Lucky: I…I..Oh! I can't resist a cute face like that. *sighs* Fine, I'll tell you:

Ouran High School Host Club

Everyone: Yay!

Lucky: *sighs* Naruto, Kaichou Wa Maid Sama *also watching anime*, Nonono, Orange Chocolates, ½ Prince, Time Eliminators, Pretty Face *done reading*

Tamaki: You read ecchi? 0.0

Lucky: It had a good story line! Leave me alone!

Twins: Of coarse you read things with gender issues

Lucky: I can't help it!

Haruhi: Your reading and watching a show with a perverted guy?

Lucky: Yes, but he's hot. Hotter than Tamaki.

Tamaki: *emo corner*

Lucky: Oh right, he's not as hot. Now, I'm going to end this, so see yeah.