Okays! Second chappie is here!
Disclaimer: Me no own naruto nor d letter format D:
Warning: Hidan talking about 'forks' O.O
Thank you all for reviewing my first chapter! It really gave me the encouragement to write more! ^.^
Okay's on to the story~
'Two more minutes…' Kisame thought as he directed his undivided attention to the wall clock above him. "…" beside him Itachi paused from the action of monotonously scanning through the never-ending reports that were flooding in. " Hey Kisame, do you think you can get me a cup of coffee?" "Get it yourself, you have legs…" mumbled Kisame distractedly. "Whatever…what are you doing? You've been at it ever since, ten minutes ago…" 'Ain't it obvious? I am counting the seconds till lunch so that I can get away from Deidara's 'present" But obviously, Itachi was relatively new so he was unaware of the danger Deidara was capable of. And when he had tried to explain that the 'present' was a bomb-out of the kindness of his heart*cough*- Itachi just gave him a weird look and continued with his work. Kisame sighed 'well, I guess as long as he doesn't open the present when I'm within a 5mile radius of the office then he should be safe…' "Hey Kisa," Itachi's voice broke his inner monolog "look what Deidara got for me…" Kisame's eyes widened at the space between them. "Woah!" He stumble out of his seat and pressed himself against the wall, 'I'm gonna die in approximately, five, four, three, two…'
A loud explosion was heard throughout the building as it's occupants unanimously said, "Deidara."
"You…" Deidara growled feraly at the girl who was whimpering in a corner. "Deidara ple-" Sasori was stopped by Deidara who had pulled him close possessively. "I know what you're trying to do, you're flirting with Sasori Danna aren't you? Well let me make this clear. He's MINE got it?" The girl nodded rapidly and scrambled to her feet apologizing profusely. "Good." He huffed in satisfaction upon seeing the terrified woman stumbling away. Sasori however, was trying to pry his way out of Deidara's arms "Uh, Deidara can you uh, get your hand off my uh…." He fumbled around trying to find a more appropriate word in the situation. The blonde's eyes traveled down to where his hand lay… on the puppeteer's crotch. Flushing slightly, he released a yelping Sasori who fell face first on the ground.
"Um, Kisame? You can get up now…" Itachi poked the shark'like boy earning a small yelp from him. "I…I'm alive? The place has not been blown 3miles sky high yet?" He asked incredulously. "…not the last time I checked?" "then, who the hell made the explosion just now?" Itachi looked up, "hm, I'm not sure but it came from Sasori's section."
To: Sasori
Subject: Explosion
What happened?
Itachi
To: Itachi
Subject: Re:Explosion
Deidara felt it appropriate to blow up the toolbox of the repairwoman and scare her away.
Sasori
To: Sasori
Subject: oh.
So I take it the main door is not going to be repaired anytime soon?
Itachi
To: Itachi
Subject: Repairperson
No. This just means I'll have to get a repairman the next time.
Sasori
To:Sasori
Subject: Okay?
What exactly happened?
Itachi
To: Itachi
Subject: Trust mf
That bitch tried to steal my Sasori Danna un!
Sasori
To: Sasori
Subject: Deidara
First off, Sasori belongs to no one. And secondly, what are you doing in the proof-reading section? Shouldn't you be working? Or should I inform Konan that you're slacking, as usual.
Itachi
To: Itachi
Subject: I'm sorry
Deidara is now back at the designing section.
Sasori
To: Weasel
Subject: Stop
Talking to Danna!!! It's all your fault he's mad at me now, un! Oh and have you received my lovely present?
Deidara
To: Sasori
Subject: yes
I can tell.
Itachi
To: Deidara
Subject: Your present
Oh I did. And that poem is lovely but I already have someone else in mind. So I'm sorry to say that I cannot accept your offer.
Itachi
To: the weasel
Subject: …
What poem un?
Deidara
To: Deidara
Subject: Poem
The poem that came along with the box of chocolates?
Itachi
To: Sasori
Subject: EMERGNCY
DON'T OPEN THE PRESENT THAT I GAVE YOU UN!!!
Deidara
The second explosion was followed by a very loud "ANO SASORI DANNA!"
To: the weasel
Subject: No words can describe
My HATRED towards you now. Just wait. You'll pay dearly for your exsistence.
Deidara
Itachi stared at the message blankly then turned to Kisame. "Did I… offend him somehow?" Chuckling, Kisame turned to face Itachi " Gotta hand it to ya kid. I can now see why the boss hired you. But there's no need to worry hey? Just know that it would be best for you to stay away from Dei from now on. And that present was actually not meant for you."
To: Kakuzu
Subject: There is
Sure a lot of shit happening today huh? Did you here the explosion just now? I heard that Dei planted a bomb in Sasori's bag, why the fork would he do that? Oh and by the way, lunch was fun, we should do it again some other time yea?
Hidan
To: Hidan
Subject: Lunch
Well for you, I'm willing to do it anytime again for the right cost of course.
Kakuzu
To: Kakuzu
Subject: cost
How much are we talking about here?
To: Hidan
Subject: $50
Per hour. How does that sound?
Kakuzu
To: Kakuzu
Subject: Fork
Sold. And I would like it to go on for 5 hours straight. Are you prepared my little bunny?
Hidan
To: Hidan
Subject: Forks
It has come to my attention that you and Kazuku have been discussing about forks. Is there a reason as to why? If not I'll advice you to get back to work.
Konan
To: Konan
Subject: re:Forks
I uh broke his fork.
Hidan
To: Hidan
Subject: Right…
Get back to work
Konan
To: Konan
Subject: Yes Ma'am
By the way, you look Dashing today.
Hidan
To: Kakuzu
Subject: She's
On to us, quick. Delete all evidence. Deny everything.
Hidan
"Ano, Sasori Danna? Please open up! I can explain everything!" Deidara pounded desperately at the door. No reply. "please I'm sorry, that was not meant for you, you gotta believe me un!" Sasori sniffed angrily "No. Go away ya damn brat! I never want to see you again! I hate you, hate, Hate, HATE!"
Tbc?
O.o oh my! How will Dei-kun take this? Sasori stated clearly that he hated him…waa… I'm so sadT^T will they get back 'together'? Or will someone come in between? And I wonder who was that 'somebody' Itachi had in mind :3 Any suggestions people? I'm open to any ideas just review and I'll see how I can do it!
