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Auphey turns to Gaara: GAARA say the disclaimer
Gaara :………( raises one eyebrow) Why?
Auphey: because you love me!
Gaara: Do I now that's interesting. It's going to take less energy to argue with you so
Auphey doesn't own anything otherwise Masashi Kishimoto would be forever receiving angry letters from parents of kids watching the show because there would be too much yaoi in it. Happy?
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I hope you enjoy it though it is a little short.
Chapter 2 of My Princess?
Sasuke was unsure as to approach the house that contained his love and woo her from minute 1. He therefore decided that now would be an excellent way of using his skill that was taught to him from an early age: Wall climbing. Once having found a suitable wall with ivy that he could use to hang onto. On arriving at his destination, the bottom of a suitable wall, he looked up and gulped, 'why do girls always have to live at the top of towers, well okay it isn't a tower but a two story house but still its tall. GRRR'. But let it never be said that Uchihas' ever back down unless in peril.
Unbeknownst to him that a small gathering of people had gathered to watch him climb the wall. They all looked from where he was climbing to the open door and window two feet either side of him. They then watched, bemusedly, as the strange man attempted to climb the ivy. However the man could go no further than five feet of the ground as the ivy he had been holding on to snapped and the ivy fell away from the house pulling the man with it. Being an Uchiha he looked surreptitiously around to seen if anyone had watched him fall and got ready to kill them if they had. No-one watched an Uchiha fail at something and lived to tell about it. Fortunately the people watching outnumbered the Uchiha three to 1. And at least two of them looked like trained fighters even though one seemed to like to show of his belly which meant that he was most likely mad. He did not like the fact that a beautiful woman was living with these men and started to formulate a plan of rescue.
He cleared his throat in a regal way and asked coldly "where is Princess Naruto?"
They all looked around and were shocked as they didn't know a princess Naruto.
The black haired belly barer, at last in a moment of pure genius (in his mind) made the link and said loudly "OH you mean no-penis!"
Sasuke looked puzzled, was this a place so vulgar as to call women 'no penises', and said in a slow tone as to not confuse them "Well yes girls don't usually have penises"
One of the other men, a white haired male with red triangles tattooed on his cheeks, saw an opening to get back at Naruto for burning his erotica manuscripts and whispered to Sai "This should be fun and go along with it"
However he said gruffly; to the unknown man "Do you have a reason to see her majesty? And who are you to try and scale the walls of this fortress? ANSWER MAN!!"
Sasuke replied coolly and swiftly through clenched teeth "I should punish you for your vulgarity but since you are ignorant I will spare you!! My name is Sasuke Uchiha and I am the crown prince of the fire kingdom! You will do as I say when I say it vermin." He finished his speech proudly and waited for the cowering and sobbing at his feet, but the men looked at him with their eye brows raised as if to say 'Yes, Soooo?'
The white haired man said with an evil glint in his eye "AHHHH, so you're the one looking for a wife. We are the princess's guides to the world and my name is Jiraiya, this is Sai the princess's personal assistant and Iruka his study master. Well the Princess isn't ready yet and isn't dressed entirely for the pleasure of your visitation. So please, if your majesty would care to wait until she is properly attired, we shall cater to your needs."
The black haired man ran inside with a call, "I'll do it!!"
A chair was brought out to seat the royal, to that he was able to wait in peace and compose himself for his princess. The unexpected silence was not long shattered, after a scream was heard from deep within the house. High- pitched in the extreme, they all heard the voice,
"……..Get off me you fucking PERVERT! Do you have some kind of fetish or something? HELP IRUKA, SAI IS MOLESTING MEEEEEE ! Oh My God get your hand OUTTA there."
Sasuke stood up, in a way that his exercise instructor would have been proud to call a 'Good Gai pose!'©. he shouted just as loudly and dived towards the house,
"Don't worry, I will save you no-one touches my princess."
With a yell he bounded up the stairs and towards the sounds of prolonged shrieking. He opened the door to find bedlam and a familliar pair of sapphire eyes.
Ta-da!!!!
So sorry it's late and in the next chappie you will meet the princess Naruto
Auphy
