A/N: Hey, I've been meaning to say a few things before you read. First off, I forgot to delete something on the A/N on my last chapter, please discard the "new person" comment on the A/N. I gonna have Chef return for this story in tribute to the late Issac Hayes, I know that Chef was killed off in "The Return Of Chef" but its just not the same without him. And if you want any of your characters on here for one chapter, leave a review saying you want small appearance in the story. Be sure to say what they look like.
Chapter 2: The Weekend Begins
It was everyone's first time to be in sex-ed, so it was gonna be a bit slow.
Stan: Who you think is gonna be the sex-ed teacher?
Kyle: I don't know. I hope its a hot chick!
Stan: Or at least someone we know.
As soon as the bell rang, Chef came into the class.
Chef: Hello there children!
Everyone: Hi Chef!
Stan: Are you the new teacher Chef?
Chef: Well, the school thought I'd be much more suited for this class than anyone of the school staff here.
Plus the job gives me more money.
Kyle: What are we gonna be learning today Chef?
Chef: Well today were gonna be learning about the types of sex that is used in this type of activity.
There is regular sex, anal sex, and oral sex. Now I've brought a video explaning these terms.
It's kinda old, buts it's really great for this type of subject.
Chef than played the film, by the end of it everyone was wide-eyed and looked scarred.
Stan: Was his thing in her...
Kyle: And did she suck his...
Kenny: Can I borrow the film for tonight.
Chef: Alright kids, I want you to take these books home with you to study.
They are supposed show you the positions of sex and all that sort of stuff.
Be sure write a report about it. See ya!
At Recess.
Stan: Hey guys, do you like the class so far?
Kyle: Well, it's a bit weird.
Kenny: I like that class.
Cartman: Well I couldn't really focus on the film with jackass over there grossing out every minute.
Kyle: Don't call me a jackass you fucking douche!
Cartman: Don't call me a douche you fucking Jew!
Stan: Uhh, Cartman, he's no longer Jewish.
Cartman: What?
Stan: He became a catholic last weekend.
Cartman just stared at Kyle.
Cartman: Aww you fucking pussy!
Before Kyle could react, they saw Wendy come by
Wendy: Hey Stan!
Stan: Oh hey Wendy!
Wendy: I was wondering if I can come over and study the report for sex-ed with you.
Stan: Sure Wendy, I'd love to.
Wendy: I'll be over at 4, see you later Stan.
Stan: See you later too Wendy.
Wendy then quickly ran over to her friends.
Cartman: Looks like someone's gonna get layed tonight!
Stan: Shut up Cartman! We're just gonna study!
Cartman: Thats what she said! Hah hah!
Stan: Douchbag.
Stan's house at 4 p.m.
Stan was still trying to figure out his report while thinking what Cartman said.
He then saw Wendy come through his door.
Wendy: Hey Stan! You ready to study?
Stan: Sure! I'm already stumped on this.
Wendy: Well let's get to work!
1 hour and 30 minutes later...
Wendy: Well, I think we're finished with it.
Stan: Yep! I guess that's all of it.
Wendy: Hey Stan.
Stan: What is it?
Wendy: I was wondering, have you ever kissed anyone?
Stan: What do you mean?
Wendy: I mean, have you ever kissed anyone before me?
Stan: No, why are you asking me this?
Wendy: Oh nothing, just asking.
Stan: Did you wanted to kiss me?
Wendy: Well, yes.
Stan: You can if you want to, but you better do it quick before I-
Wendy quickly kissed him on his lips and stayed like that for 10 seconds.
Stan: Wow! I didn't puke that time!
Wendy:giggle I guess it's gonna stay like this for now on.
Stan: I hope so.
There was a loud beep outside.
Stan: Who's that honking outside?
Wendy: Oh that's my mom. She must be here to pick me up.
Stan: Well, I guess I'll see you later.
Wendy: See you later too Stan.
By the time Wendy left, Kyle came into Stan's room.
Kyle: Well?
Stan: Well what?
Kyle: Did you kiss her?
Stan: Well, yea.
Kyle: Wow! How was it?
Stan: It was great! And I didn't puke this time!
Kyle: Cool! Hey, you wanna try out that new Star Wars game you got?
Stan: Yea! I'm already done with my report.
Kyle: Alright! First one down plays first!
Stan and Kyle quickly ran down to living room.
