Chapter Two!!!!!
A/N: It's been awhile since I last updated I know (that's a good song by the way, it's been awhile by staind) but I have been busy. Hope you like it, this chapter is short so bare with me…here it goes!
Once again this is a joint fic between me, RKO.I.F and Archie-Addict
Disclaimer: we own nothing but Niki, Billie, and Rini, although if we did... no comment!
Third POV
After RAW, everyone left to the hotel. Since it was in Nikki, Billie, and Rini's real hometown of Springfield MA, they just went to their large one story Ranch home. It was about mid-night when they got home and no one was tired, so they decided to go outside by the fire and talk. Billie brought out her laptop and went on Fan Fiction. Rini and Nikki pulled up some chairs and talked.
"I just don't understand why the sky is blue during the day and black at night" Rini said in a completely serious tone
"Are you really that stupid?" Nikki asked
"I think Uranus does it" Rini said not hearing Niki's question
"Oh my god, I think your right" Nikki said high fiving her and laughing.
"You guys are so fucking stupid!" Billie said looking up from her laptop.
"Then what's the real reason?" Nikki asked
"Do I look like a fucking biologist to you?" she asked
"Uh-huh" Rini said with a giant smile nodding her head vigorously. Billie just shook her head and looked down back at her laptop.
"Anyways, what color do you think Jeff's hair is today?" Nikki asked Rini. She had no clue that he was coming up behind her. He looked at Rini with a finger at his lips telling her to be quiet.
"Um, maybe some blue, red, is that orange? Yeah, yeah it is, some orange, and I think that's it." She said staring at Jeff's hair. "Oh wait maybe yellow" she added
"Isn't yellow blonde?" she asked as a pair of hands went over her eyes."AHHHHHH" she screamed "WHO IS IT!"
"Its fucking Santa Claus, who do you think" Billie said looking up again and laughing.
"AHHHHH, IM SCARED OF SANTA!!!!!!" she yelled
"Don't kill her Santa she's claustrophobic!" Rini said
"Rini, do you seriously think that's Santa when you can see perfectly that its Jeff?" Billie asked. Rini tilted her head confused.
"Maybe…." She said. Jeff then took his hands off her eyes and looked over her shoulder
"Hey Nikks" he said
"Thank god you saved me Jeff, Santa was here and he tried to rape me" Nikki exclaimed jumping up and hugging him.
"That was me" he said
"So you tried to rape me?" he shook his head and sat down pulling Nikki on to his lap.
"So do you think John took my advice and wore blue?" Rini asked hugging her knees. Nikki looked up and saw John coming behind her doing the same as Jeff telling her to stay quiet.
"Yes, he did" she said
"Really, oh I feel so special now!" she said as John's hands wrapped around her giving her a hug from behind. "GET OFF ME! IT THE TOOTH FAIRY ISNT IT? ISNT IT!!!!!" she yelled
"You two are fucking retards! It's john!"
"Really, oh" she jumped up out of his grip "Superman! You're not superman" she said then turned back to Billie pointing a finger at her "YOU LIED!"
"Not that john" she said going back to reading. John put his head down looking sad.
"Oh" she turned back to John and noticed he was sad. "Well I just saw you, so I didn't miss you that much" she said trying to cheer him up
"Thanks" he said sarcastically
"Yep, my pleasure" she said sitting back down. Nikki and Rini noticed Randy coming
"What are you going to do to surprise Billie, Randy?"
"I wasn't I don't like her, she would just yell FUCK anyway, so it doesn't matter" he said sitting between Nikki and Billie.
"Fuck you, I don't fucking care, I don't fucking like you either motherfucker" she said still reading she looked up "Aw fuck, I said fuck"
"See" he said proving his point
"Oh shut up"
"Do you two ever stop?" John yelled
"Ow that was in my ear" Rini said rubbing her ear
"Fuck you" randy said to John
"Hey don't yell at Rini's boyfriend" Nikki said
"Yeah, don't yell at my boyfriend like- HEY!" Rini exclaimed
"Hey!" John exclaimed Billie and Nikki started to laugh. Then Randy joined in
"Randy shut up, you can't laugh!" Billie yelled at him
"Oh you know you love me!" he yelled back
"WHAT!!!!" Billie exclaimed "FUCK NO!"
"RANDY" john yelled
"JOHN!" Jeff yelled
"JEFF" Nikki yelled
"What?" he asked
"Do the dance!"
"What Dance?"
"Brian's!"
"Who's Brian?"
"Just put your arms horizontal at your check shake them and yell no in an awesome Asian accent" she said describing Brian's dance to him. He got up and put his arms up and did the dance and laughed sitting back down.
"Hey I didn't get to yell a name" Rini said
"Oh don't turn emo" Billie said looking up from the story she was reading.
"But I want too!" she said
"Whatcha reading?" Randy asked Billie looking over her shoulders to the laptop.
"Don't, you can't read this! It's about you!" Billie said pulling her laptop to her chest
"Ugh!" he said turning away.
A little while later Billie and Rini looked at each other then Jeff and Nikki who were flirting, a lot.
"Yeah we bought this house when we first moved out, we saved the money for a long time, but I love it." Nikki said sitting on Jeff's lap resting her head on his shoulder.
"My God! Jeff, do you want to go out with her?" Billie yelled getting annoyed with the flirting and never going out
"YES!" Jeff exclaimed.
"Finally!" Billie said.
After a few hours of more arguing, flirting and being stupid, the guys left and Rini, Billie and Nikki went inside and went to bed.
A/N: I have so much fun writing this, like seriously, I can't stop laughing because I remember writing it and thinking of ideas. This chapter was actually sort of true. We were camping and it was like one in the morning and we were outside by the fire, freezing, and thought of this chapter! Good times, gooood times! COSMO!!! Sorry insider. Hope you liked the chapter
Thank you to RKO.I.F. and Archie-Addict for the reviews
