Author's note: I know the character are OC, in some cases really OC, but this story would be really hard to pull of otherwise, I don't own Naruto or any of the characters, damn, I wish I did.

Life with the Akutski was difficult to get used to as Hitomi soon learned. Someone had to intervene twice, once when Zetsu tried of eat her and again when Hidan had tried to sacrifice her to Jasin, the other members had followed screams to the white haired man's bedroom, expecting the worse, only to find they were coming from him as she stood one foot firmly on his chest, and holding the sharp end of his scythe at his throat. Pein had to admit, he was impressed, and a little turned on, but made Hitomi let Hidan up, although he had taken the scythe just in case.

Most upsetting was Deidra's behavior towards her. Even though they shared a room, he barely talked and slept as far away from her as he could without falling out of bed. It kind of hurt, she assumed he didn't like her. That of course wasn't true, he actually liked her a lot, he was just too nervous to let her know, and it was very unusual for ANYTHING to make an Akutski nervous.

Hitomi decided to stop her musing and wake Tobi breakfast she threw off the blanket and got up, noticing that once again Diedra had fallen out of bed trying to avoid touching her. She sighed, gathering some fresh clothes and heading into the adjoining bathroom to change She put on her regular clothes, she didn't have uniforms, it turned out Konan's old ones didn't fit, Konan's chest was too small and her ass was too big, a point she mentioned to Konan every chance she got. She giggled at the thought as she pulled on her shortest shorts and her favorite cropped tank top.

Walking back out of the bathroom and tossing her night clothes in the laundry hamper. Exiting the room, she went to wake Tobi. She strode up to the door and knocked, "Tobi! Time to get up!" She called. Pausing she sighed before knocking harder. A few moments later she heard a loud thump, and the sound of his foot steps. He pulled open the door yawning. "What 'Tomi chan. Breakfast?" he asked excitedly. She nodded, grabbing his arm as he tried to scramble out of the door. "Do you really want the others to see your pink bunny jimmies?" He shook his head and closed the door.

Hitomi sighed and leaned against the wall, waiting as patiently. Tobi finally emerged. "Tobi wants pancakes!" he yelled racing to the kitchen. She followed immediately spotting Pein, who was sitting at the table wrestling with the morning paper, noting he was angry. He had apparently been arguing with Konan.

Hitomi immediately started making coffee then pulled a box of sugary cereal from a cabinet she quickly poured Tobi a bowl of the sweet, crunchy stuff before he could start complaining. The coffee was made by this time, she poured a cup and added the right amount of cream and sugar and sat it if front of the notorious leader.

He grunted and glared at Konan, "That's why I called you useless, woman, you can't even make coffee," he growled. Hitomi, uncomfortable with the tension, began pulling pots and pans out of the cupboards. When Pein had calmed down she approached him and asked, "Leader sama, what would you like for breakfast?" After a few moments, he grunted his response, "Pancakes."

"Alright," she replied, "Please tell Kakzu we need groceries" she requested digging in the cupboards and pantries and finding just enough ingredients to make the requested breakfast for him and the rest of the Akutski

The troop of S-ranked criminals had begun filing in the kitchen by this time, "Where's the food, you fuckin' whore," Hidan shouted. Hitomi, who was in the process of bring Itachi his coffee, stopped and turned toward the foul mouthed albino and slammed the cup of piping hot java down on his head, shattering it and spilling the steaming liquid all over him, most of which landed in his lap. Piercing screams filled the air. "Hitomi!" Pein said sharply, hiding his grin behind his cup.

"But leader sama! It's not like he'll ever use them, he's a Jasinist!" she protested. On the verge on losing it he left the room and went to his office. Moment's later loud laugher could be heard echoing through the cave. Pouting she retrieved another cup of coffee for Itachi, and then busied herself making pancake batter.

Deidra finally made his appearance, wondering it the kitchen, dark circles under his eyes, hair a tangled mess. The other Akutski stared at him. "Damn, Blondie," Kisami commented, "You look like hell. He looked at Diedra, then at Hitomi, and then at Diedra again. He raised an eyebrow, (do fish, or fishmen have eyebrows?) "But then if I was sharing my room with a girl that looked like that, can't say I'd get much sleep either, if you know what I mean." He hid a grin behind his coffee cup.

"That's not why he's not sleeping!" Hitomi snapped. "Better give her some," he advised, "She's a little bitchy Hitomi grabbed the neck of the fish-man's cloak and jerked him forward with surprising strength. "Shut up or I'll add your headband to my collection!" she threatened through clenched teeth. Deidra flinched, hearing mention of head bands, not looking up at her as she sat a plate of pancakes and a cup of coffee in front of him. Itachi, shot his partner a look, warning him to back off, her brutality and violence toward Hidan had impressed him a great deal.

The raven haired beauty turned her attention back to Tobi. "When you finish your breakfast it's bath time," she reminded him. "But Tobi doesn't want a bath," he protested. "Good boys take their bathes and then help was the dishes.' She reminded him. Kisami flashed a toothy grin, "Hey baby, you can give me a bath." Hitomi grabbed the coffee pot and poured the reaming java in the shark man's lap. His girl-like shriek was enough to make even make Itachi manage a quick chuckle.

Konan frowned and left the table to find Pein. He was in his office, still trying to stop laughing. He stopped when he saw the expression he stopped. "What the hell is wrong with you?" She folded her arms across her chest. "I don't like that girl," she said sharply." Pein's eyes narrowed. "Deal with it," he replied gruffly. "No, get rid of her," she demeaned. Pein stood, bring his fists down on his desk with such force, the wood audibly cracked.

"You dare tell me what do!" he roared, reaching across the desk and striking her. She stood staring at him with her mouth open wide in shock. In al these years that they'd been together had he ever been violent to her. Konan quickly exited the room so he wouldn't see her tears. She ran to her room and slammed the door. This is all her fault, that bitch, she thinks she can just show up and take over, I'll get even. Her mind still buzzing, she threw her self on the bed and cried her self to sleep.