You asked for a sequel... so here it is! You can thank kimmieh-chan for the idea – I just set it into motion!

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McCoy's Revenge

"Are we beaming down Captain?" Spock asked. Jim and Spock were staring out of the front viewport on the Enterprise at the planet they had just arrived at. "The atmosphere is able to support our life-systems." Spock informed.

"Yes, and the distress call we picked up is coming from here." Jim replied. "I want a crew ready to beam down – me, you Mr Spock, McCoy, Chekov and Scotty."

"Are you sure that's wise Captain?" Spock asked. "I am sure that McCoy will be out for revenge on Mr Scott and Ensign Chekov for that small incident..."

"Exactly Spock." Jim grinned. "Besides, if I leave one of them here they're likely to plot against each other."

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They beamed down the planet with an awkward silence in their midst. Jim kept looking at McCoy and giving him stupid grins.

"God damn it Jim, what do you want?" McCoy asked with a scowl.

"It's just shocking to see all five of us in one place." Jim replied. "Do you and Spock wanna go over there and make out in the undergrowth?"

"Jim..." McCoy said warningly.

"What?" Jim asked.

"Say one more thing and I get you beamed back up for some medical reason." McCoy replied.

"BUT – I am the Captain, so I will just overrule your decision." Jim said.

"Actually Captain, Doctor McCoy could declare you mentally unstable and no-one would have to listen to you." Spock smirked.

"Hey! NO DECLARING ME INSANE." Jim snapped. "Now come on, we need to find where that distress call was coming from."

"Yes Captain!" Chekov said and scampered after Jim, scared of being left alone with McCoy.

"Hey Scotty, why don't you walk with us too?" Jim asked. "That way Bones and Spock can have some alone time."

"I am actually going to kill him." McCoy growled.

"Killing the Captain is illogical." Spock said.

"It may be illogical, but it would sure make me feel better." McCoy snapped and stormed after Jim, Scotty and Chekov. They headed towards the site of the distress call and eventually came to a small village which looked as if it had been abandoned.

"This is strange – there's no-one here that could've sent the distress signal." Jim said. They heard the bushes rustling behind them and all backed up until they formed a defensive circle.

"What do you think is in there?" Chekov muttered.

"Something really big – and vicious." McCoy said. "And it's going to eat you, Scotty and Jim."

"Notice he doesn't want it to eat Spock – his lover." Jim grinned.

"One day Jim, one day real soon you're gonna..." McCoy started to threaten. The bush rustled again and the circle became even smaller and Jim somehow ended up in the middle.

"Why are you in the middle?" Scotty asked.

"Because I'm the freakin' Captain." Jim replied. The bush rustled again and out of it came...

"A PENGUIN???" everyone exclaimed and broke the defensive circle. The penguin looked at them and tilted its head to one side.

"It's cute!" Chekov said and stepped towards it.

"DON'T GO NEAR IT!" McCoy ordered. "It might have rabies or something!"

"A penguin? Rabies?" Jim asked raising one eyebrow. "You're just scared that Spock will find the penguin cuter than you."

"I AM SO GONNA..." McCoy started to threaten.

"Don't bother Bones, unless you want to spend the rest of your life in the brig." Jim said. Chekov reached the penguin and extended a hand to it.

"See Doctor, no problem." Chekov said. "OWWWWWWWWWW!" Chekov howled. The penguin had bitten him and it wasn't letting go. McCoy found this amusing and grinned evilly, finally getting some minor revenge on Chekov.

"Bones, help the poor boy." Jim said.

"Do I have to?" McCoy asked.

"Yes." Jim scowled.

"Fine." McCoy said and approached the flailing Chekov. "Hold still Chekov."

"Why?" Chekov asked, standing as still as he could. McCoy rummaged in his Doctor's bag and pulled out an injector.

"Because I'm going to tranquilise the penguin." McCoy said. "And I wouldn't want to stab you by accident."

"Captain, I am detecting sarcasm in Doctor McCoy's tone." Spock said.

"I know Spock." Jim said. McCoy set down his Doctor's bag and injected the penguin. He then snatched an injection out of the bag and stabbed it into Chekov.

"GOTCHA!" McCoy yelled in triumph. Chekov crumpled to the ground with the penguin. McCoy patted the penguin on the head. "Well done Albert."

"Albert?" Jim asked, looking at McCoy. "You planned this?"

"Well, I had help getting Albert and setting up the distress call." McCoy said and grinned at Spock.

"YOU WERE IN ON THIS?" Jim asked.

"Yes." Spock replied.

"But – oh hell I don't care anymore, as long as you guys are satisfied." Jim said.

"Not quite yet." McCoy said.

"Why not?" Jim asked. "You got Chekov – it was his fault!"

"And Scotty's – and you kept teasing me." McCoy said. "Kiss."

"WHAT?" Jim and Scotty both exclaimed.

"Kiss." McCoy repeated. "Or I'll set Albert on you."

"Damn it Bones, sometimes I hate you." Jim scowled.

"I know." McCoy said. Jim grabbed the front of Scotty's shirt and pressed his lips to his and then broke away.

"Are you happy NOW?" Jim asked.

"I guess so." McCoy said. "We have photographic evidence now."

"WHAT?" Jim asked and spotted Spock holding a camera.

"Hey fellas, I have a reputation!" Scotty said.

"AND SO DO I!" Jim screeched.

"Keenser everything down here is fine. Beam us up." Spock said into his comm and they were beamed back up to the Enterprise.

"This doesn't stop here." Jim insisted.

"Oh no? Well Jim, this photo could always slip onto the ships computer system..." McCoy said.

"BLACKMAIL IS ILLEGAL." Jim stated.

"Then you better start buying the drinks." McCoy said patting Jim on the shoulder.

"You're an extortionist." Jim scowled.

"That I am." McCoy grinned.

"Hey Bones?" Jim asked. "What happened to Albert?"

"No idea."

There we go! The sequel! It's probably not too good because I'm ill but I've done my best!