Title: Lollipop

Fandom: One Piece

Pairing: Zoro/Nami

Theme: #38 - Fruity

Words: 737

Rating: K+ (T if you have a dirty mind ;))

Summary: Class President Nami is not about to allow anybody sleep on the classroom.

Warnings: HighSchool!AU.


Zoro yawned as everyone stood up to leave the classroom, including Miss Kalifa, the teacher. God, that had been boring. The only reason he hadn't fallen asleep in the middle of the class was because if he did, he would've had to stay after class, and that definitely wasn't on his plans.

On the brighter side, however, he had managed to snatch food from Sanji's bag while he was distracted by the teacher's curves. Well, a lollipop, but at least it was something! He didn't have a decent breakfast that morning, so it was better than nothing. And it even tasted better because it would enrage his blonde friend.

Another thing he couldn't get, like breakfast, was sleep. He ended up waking up earlier than usual thanks to his stupid neightbours, who decided to throw a party that night. Seriously, who did a party on a thursday night? And not only did they deprave him from decent sleep; he was so sleepy thanks to them that he ended up losing his way to school and got there late.

All of that was their fault, naturaly. He didn't get lost or anything of course.

"Found you!"

Her voice sounded ten times more loud (and annoying) that early in the morning while he attempted to sleep. He lifted his head from the bench to find her sitting on the bench in front of him, arms crossed in front of his chest and a smirk of superiority plastered on her face that only meant one thing.

He was in trouble.

"I still don't have your money, witch" he sighed, resting his back against the chair and swinging back slightly with it. "I'll pay you later."

"I did not come for that, Zoro, but thanks for the reminder" grinned Nami.

"Then what do you want?"

"To give you" she pointed an accusing index finger at him "a reminder. Have you forgotten about the school rules?"

"Most of them, yes. Why?"

"As Class President, I can't allow you to sleep inside the facilities" she explained. "School policy."

"Who died and made you the boss?" barked Zoro, tired of her nonsense.

"No one had to. You all kindly voted for me, can't you remember?"

"And how exactly did you win those elections?" he found very rare that his class, most of who were quite afraid of Nami, would vote for her.

"You know, the political way. Blackmailing and stuff" said Nami, not giving the matter much importance. "Any way, you know that now. You better not sleep here or I might report you. Or I could just increase your debt, whatever works better for you..."

"You just have no shame, do you witch?"

"Of course I do!" she replied, sounding offended. "Didn't I give you that loan back then?"

"I gave you back your money and you tripled the difference!"

"That's just a detail. It's the intention that counted!"

They stayed silent for a whole minute, as Zoro thought of a witty comeback but without much success. He just mumbled something that must've probably been offending, but she didn't catch it. She was too busy glaring down at him, as if he had something disgusting stuck on his face.

"Zoro..."

"Now what?" he said, exasperated.

"You do know it's against school policy too to eat in class, right?"

"Well, we're not exactly in class right now, are we?" he smirked. At last, he was on the winning side of their usual arguments.

"Partly true, but it is specified that you can't eat inside the classroom" replied Nami.

In a quick, almost invisible motion, Nami had removed the lollipop from his mouth, hurting his teeth by the sudden, unexpected action. She jumped down from the bench, smiling triumphantly, as she placed the lollipop on her thin lips.

As she walked towards the door, an angry Zoro glared at her.

"That was uncalled for!"

In response, she turned around and winked at him. She took the lollipop from her mouth and placed it on her lips in a seductive fashion, and smirked at the effect such action had.

"Fruity" said Nami. "It's my favorite flavor..."

She stuck her tongue at him, placed the lollipop back on her mouth, and left the classroom. Once, Nami had left, a grin took over his face.

It would probably have to wait until after class, but he just couldn't help himself imagining how she would pay back for this...