THIS IS THE BEST CATAGORY EVER. Seriously? I got, like FIVE reviews last chapter! My Death Note fiction has been up ages and it hasn't even got ONE. You guys...you make me so happy! So, so happy!
PLUS: OH MI JEEZ I saw nationals last night and FLAILED. I know some people haven't seen it still, so I'm not going to post spoilers, but OMG FLAIL. I have never loved Klaine more than just after watching Nationals.
AGH! *flails madly*
DISCLAIMER! I hearby disclaim EVERYTHING.
Well, not everything, because Avril is genuinely MINE. But Glee and the Warblers and the flail-worthy-ness that is Klaine DOES NOT BELONG TO ME. I DIDN'T EVEN MAKE UP THE NAME. DON'T SUE ME. I HAVE NO MONEY!
Seriously, I don't, I really need a job...
Finn Hudson Needs to talk to Kurt.
Kurt Hummel Why is this on Facebook? I'm upstairs.
Finn Hudson Yeah...with your boyfriend. I don't want to know what you two are doing...
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Kurt Hummel OH MY GOD, FINN.
Avril Anderson Totally didn't need those mental images of my cousin...
Finn Hudson Do I know you?
Avril Anderson If you don't it's your own fault for accepting me. ;)
¬ Noah 'Puck' Puckerman and 4 others like this.
Blaine Anderson We're watching Disney films, Finn; not something that's exactly over PG. I doubt 'Peter Pan' is going to scar you for life...
Avril Anderson Maybe it won't, but you like to sing along Blaine; that might send him to an early grave. ;)
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Blaine Anderson Betrayed by my cousin, my boyfriend, and by my fellow Warblers...what a sad day for me. ):
Mercedes Jones If you're watching Disney films, why are you on Facebook at the same time...?
Avril Anderson They're like women; they can multi-task. It's something to do with liking boys...
Blaine Anderson STEREO-TYPES, AVRIL!
Avril Anderson Yeah, well that's what you get for saying I can't play football cause I'm a GIRL. Stereo-types, Blaine. Stereo-types.
Avril Anderson And SEXISM. And I maim sexist people.
¬ Mercedes Jones and 14 others like this.
Quinn Fabray What did Finn want to talk to Kurt about, anyway?
Finn Hudson ...I wanted to ask him what topping he wants on his pizza. Burt and my mom are out, so we get to order in...
Kurt Hummel *face-palm* Oh my god, Finn.
Avril Anderson Seriously? Facebook? For a PIZZA ORDER? What do you think they were doing up there?
Avril Anderson ...I have only myself to blame for these mental images.
Blaine Anderson OH MY GOD, AVRIL.
Avril Anderson Go back to your damn film, Blaine...
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Wes Montgomery Alright. Who did it? Whoever did it, I will find and DESTROY you!
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Blaine Anderson how do you know you haven't just lost it?
Wes Montgomery I duct-taped it to my head board.
Nick Duval Now that right there is called PARANOIA. And insanity.
Ethan Moore Please, we're all insane. Like anyone expected Wes to be any different.
Avril Anderson Heh heh heh...*sneaks across page*
Blaine Anderson Oh no. Look out, Ohio; Avril is either here, or she now has spies here...
Avril Anderson Please, I've had spies in Ohio since you transferred to Dalton; gotta keep an eye on you. ;)
¬ David Hughes and 12 others like this.
Blaine Anderson that makes you sound like a stalker.
Avril Anderson Was there ever any doubt about that?
¬ Kurt Hummel and 16 others like this.
Blaine Anderson Kurt? Why did you like that? You do realise this probably means she's keeping tabs on you, too.
Kurt Hummel ...shit.
Wes Montgomery LANGUAGE ON MY STATUS, PLEASE.
Avril Anderson Oui, Monsieur. Tu trei, trei impoli Monsieur Hummel.
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Wes Montgomery Not what I meant, Avril.
Avril Anderson Oh, I know. I just enjoy annoying you; it makes my day. (:
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Wes Montgomery I still want my damn Gavel back.
Avril Anderson Don't worry, Wesley. You'll be getting a ransom note in reference to your dearly beloved soon. Very soon. ;)
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David Hughes is happy for the newly-dubbed Klaine; he really is. But if they turn up late to a Warblers meeting because they were making out one more time, he's going to hit something.
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Avril Anderson Wow; I'd watch out, cousin dearest and boyfriend. David's referring to himself in the third person. This most definitely bodes ill for you.
¬ Ethan Moore and 12 others like this.
Blaine Anderson We were not 'making out'.
Wes Montgomery making out, snogging, exchanging saliva, 'practicing'; whatever you want to call it, it comes second to Warblers practice. Regionals is NEXT WEEK, and how are we supposed to practice when our soloists are too busy 'confirming their relationship'?
Avril Anderson First, you make that sound to much like 'consummation', which equates to SEX, and I don't want those mental images, THANK YOU WESLEY. Second; don't you think 'snogging' is actually not a very nice word? Just seems like you'd go for something nicer when talking about kissing...
¬ David Hughes and 16 others like this.
Blaine Anderson OH MY GOD, AVRIL.
Avril Anderson What is that, your new catch phrase? Jeez...
¬ Jeff Sterling and 8 others like this.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman GET SOME, KURT.
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Kurt Hummel *face desk* Oh teapot-inhabiting dwarf, take me now...
Avril Anderson That sounds WRONG.
Blaine Anderson OH MY GOD, AVRIL.
Avril Anderson See? Twice in one conversation. It's getting old.
Blaine Anderson So is your sick mind, but you haven't stopped that yet, have you?
Avril Anderson you'd only love me less. (:
Blaine Anderson HA. Yeah, you keep thinking that.
Avril Anderson Oh I will. And guess what, dearest cousin? I'm visiting soon. So watch yourself.
Blaine Anderson ...crap.
Wes Montgomery LANGUAGE.
Avril Anderson French!
Ethan Moore Spanish!
David Hughes German!
Kurt Hummel Italian!
Jeff Sterling Welsh!
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Thad Harwood Cantonese!
Cameron James Hindi!
Andrew Stuart Japanese!
Avril Anderson Once again, old quickly.
Avril Anderson Don't even think about it, Hughes.
¬ Kurt Hummel and 15 others like this.
David Hughes You suck.
Avril Anderson We have covered this already, David. Denial will get you nowhere.
¬ Blaine Anderson and 15 others like this.
Avril Anderson HERE I COME OHIO!
¬ Kurt Hummel, Luke Wright and 14 others like this.
Blaine Anderson So lock up your boyfriends.
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Avril Anderson Please; I would never try and squeeze into the all-overcoming love affair that is Klaine. That's like trying to split an atom with a bread knife.
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Blaine Anderson Sweet. But I didn't mean me and Kurt.
Avril Anderson Ooh, is that a challenge, Blaine? Because you know how much I like a good challenge.
Blaine Anderson No, it's not a challenge.
Avril Anderson Are you sure? Because we both know I have my methods...
Kurt Hummel I quite like the idea of a girl trying to steal me away from you, Blaine...
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Blaine Anderson Please don't encourage her, Kurt.
Avril Anderson Aha, too late, Blaine. PM me Kurt. I want to talk to you privately. ;)
David Hughes Well, it's official.
Wes Montgomery You've just screwed yourself over, Blaine. Well done.
Blaine Anderson *face-desk*
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Wes Montgomery on Dalton Academy for Boys Warblers Wall: All day rehearsal tomorrow; only a week until Nationals! Set list has been officially decided, and we will be perfecting harmonies tomorrow. Those who refuse to attend, be warned; most of you can easily be replaced.
Kurt Hummel Except me and Blaine, right? So if we decide to disappear half way through...
Wes Montgomery This has already been discussed by the council; we are holding your DVD copy of RENT ransom. Come to the rehearsal and nothing bad will befall it.
Kurt Hummel I hate you.
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Jeff Sterling Does this mean I should give Wes back his gavel...?
Wes Montgomery ...
Blaine Anderson Run for your damn life, Jeff; he's going to kill you.
Jeff Sterling AVRIL MADE ME DO IT!
Avril Anderson Please, you volunteered.
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David Hughes But hasn't Wes already got a new gavel? What's he going to do with two?
Blaine Anderson Try and use both at the same time?
Avril Anderson Unless he secretly plays the drums, I doubt he'll succeed. ;)
Finn Hudson I play the drums!
Kurt Hummel This is the Warblers home page Finn! Go away!
Finn Hudson Ouch, little bro...
Kurt Hummel I'm a month OLDER than you, Finley.
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Wes Montgomery I don't know why the New Directions complain about spies; we've got them too.
Nick Duval Yeah, but McKinley spies are rubbish; look what happened to the last one they sent? We ADOPTED him.
Blaine Anderson Whereas Dalton spies know everything. ;)
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Kurt Hummel Oh really?
Avril Anderson Really. I'm only related to one of them and I know everything. ;)
Ethan Moore Yeah, but you know everything about EVERYTHING. You're like a ninja.
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Blaine Anderson Please don't inflate her ego; it's big enough already.
Avril Anderson True, Moore, very true. And Blaine? BITE ME.
David Hughes Burn. ;)
Avril Anderson Damn, Dalton's furnished like it's a scene out of Harry Potter...
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Blaine Anderson Oh god, everybody hide! She's here!
Ethan Moore She's not that bad, Blaine.
Blaine Anderson You aren't related to her. Kurt Hummel I suggest you come to my room before she corrupts you.
Kurt Hummel are you inferring that I can't take care of myself, Blaine?
David Hughes oh dear god no.
Wes Montgomery You're screwed, man.
Avril Anderson Stupid cousin. STUPID. *slaps*
Blaine Anderson SHUT UP, AVRIL.
Blaine Anderson Of course I wouldn't suggest that, Kurt. Avril is just...difficult to handle?
Wes Montgomery I repeat; SCREWED.
Kurt Hummel So now you think I can't handle her?
Blaine Anderson No, Kurt, please, I didn't mean it like that...
Kurt Hummel I have coped with homophobic bullies, Blaine. I put up with Rachel Berry putting me down for over a year. I have struggled with feelings for two STRAIGHT boys, and come out of that unharmed. New Directions has been every kind of crazy there has ever been, and I coped with that. I 'handled' your brief fling with Rachel surprisingly easily. And you are now suggesting I can't handle your cousin's own special brand of crazy, DESPITE the fact I've been talking to her for almost two weeks now? You, Blaine Anderson, are just...agh!
Blaine Anderson God, Kurt, no, I didn't mean it like that!
Blaine Anderson Kurt?
Blaine Anderson Baby, please talk to me.
Avril Anderson Well...that went well.
Avril Anderson Do you think this is a good time to mention I'm not actually coming to Ohio for another three days? Yeah, I was just looking at pictures...
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...and so we have more facebook insanity. I would like to repeat my request of if you find fault with this, PLEASE DON'T JUST REPORT ME. How can I learn if I dOn'T eVeN kNoW wHaT i DiD wRoNg? Drop me a review, or a PM or whatever...jeez. :P
First person to find the 'original song' quote gets a cyber cookie! And a shout-out next update.
Oh yes, and I've decided that instead of letting you make up how this goes on a time line, how about this; each chapter equates to a week of glee-universe-time. So last chapter was a week long; and so is this chapter. How it's spaced out across the course of said week is completely up to you. :) Obviously I've made it so the Kliss happens three weeks before Regionals... cause they weren't real specific on that in the episode. O.o
Reviews are like crack, except they don't mess up your sneezes. :O Seriously, I'm even accepting BAD ONES. I'm the definition of a review-whore...;)
Keariel
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