Disclaimer: I don't own any media used or mentioned SO HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, I haven't watched Sailor Moon episode 22, I accidentally forgot it... but I know that that's when Tuxedo Mask and Usagi kiss!

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"Sheep Mask!"

"Hello, Sailor Tiger! DON'T MENTION MOTOKI OR EEEEEEEEELLLLLLSSSSEEE!"

"Woah, Sheep mask is so weird... but that's what makes him charmng!"

Sadly, this was only in a dream Hiro was having.

Hiro awoke to a loud "DORA, DORA, DORA, THE EXPLORER! (DORA!) BOOTS AND SUPER-COOL EXPLORARLORA (NEED YOUR HELP!) GRAB YOUR BACKPACK! (LET'S GO!) JUMP IN! (VAMANOS!)..." Ritsu and Akito were sitting in front of the TV.

"AH! I WAS ON EPISODE 22, TOO!" screamed Hiro.

"Hiiiiii!!!!!" said Hiro's mom.

"BYE!" said Hiro, dashing off.

"Huh?"

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"I need to find a tux," Hiro thought aloud "Hey, look, a dress shop!"

The dress shop's sign said "Welcome! We usually only sell dresses, but this month, we're also gonna sell men's clothes!"

"Cool!" Hiro exclaimed, running into the store.

"HELLO AND WELCOME TO AYAME'S DRESS SHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!" confetti spilled everywhere.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Hiro yelled in slow-mo.

Then he saw...

Kisa.

In.

The.

Thing.

"OH MY GOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!" screamed Hiro with 1,000 nosebleeds.

"I came here to get a dress for my school's dance . . . can I buy this one?"

"NO!" a very OOC Tohru came dashing into the store, grabbing The Thing.

Kisa and Tohru started fighting for who got the thing.

Then Akito came in and took it from them. "MMMMMMIIIIIIIINNNNEEE! Mineminemine!" She skipped away singing "My little pony, my little pony, you'll always be in my heart!" along with Rin, who was in handcuffs that were attached to Akito.

"Ah," Hiro said watching Akito skip off into the distance. "Um... can I but a tux?"

"YES! AND, SCINCE YOU ARE MY RELATIVE, YOU GET IT FOR FREE!"

"Hey, author, you n00b!" said Mine "Stop with the capital letter Ayame thing!"

"No!" Said Bob the Ant, sticking their nose up in the air and walking off.

"Can I buy... this dress?" asked Kisa in a very shy tone.

"SURE, DATTEBAYO!!!!!"

"Who's that?"

"OH, OUR NEW WORKER, UMUZAKI NARUTO-SAN!"

"N00b!" yelled Mine.

Kisa and Hiro walked out of the store, sweatdropping with their new clothes.

"I can't wait to go to the dance with you!" Hiro said.

"Uh... neither... can... I?" Kisa replied. What the heck was Hiro talking about?