Disclaimer: We don't own Pokemon Special/Adventures. We never will. -sobbu-
Pairing: MangaQuestShipping (Gold x Crystal)
Genre: Humor/Romance
A/N: Hana here! This lil' oneshot's about the guy we all love, that pervert Gold. I hope that you guys know what's in store for you.
Master of Seduction
It was another day in math class, and the students seemed more restless than usual. The teacher was droning on and on about theorems and definitions of vocabulary, while most of the students struggled to stay awake.
The only who was wide awake and actually paying attention was Crystal. The girl was sitting straight in her seat, her pencil scribbling down everything quickly despite the fact that she had gone over the material they were learning the night before. While the teacher was explaining why this applied and how it did, Crystal lowered her pencil and stared out the wide window to her left. It was pretty nice out, the sun shining brightly as the birds playfully chirped in the trees. The leaves rustled peacefully as the trees in the schoolyard swayed and shimmied gently with the wind.
She turned around and faced the front again. Wondering how everyone else was coping, she glanced over to her left. Silver had his head buried in his arms on his desk. He seemed to be sleeping. Checking cautiously to make sure the teacher was still facing the board, Crystal turned around to look at Gold.
He was two seats away and had his textbook opened and standing in front of his face. The sudden movement in front of him caught his eye, and Gold looked up to see Crystal staring at him. He winked mischievously and ducked back down behind his book.
He's goofing off, as usual. Crystal sighed irritably and started to scrawl down notes again.
Bzzt! Bzzt! A muffled buzzing noise came from inside her bag. Checking to see if the teacher heard, she quickly reached down and pulled out her cellphone. Seeing it was a text message from Gold, she dropped it quickly back into her bag as if it would burn her. But the phone wouldn't stop vibrating and so she had no choice but to check it quickly.
[Hey.]
Crystal couldn't help but facepalm. Going through all that trouble just to see one word on the tiny screen… she shook her head irritably. Huffing, she decided to stuff the nuisance of a communication device deep into her bag where no one would hear it, only to have it buzz in her hands before she decided to let go. I'm just going to turn this off, Crystal thought exasperatedly as she pulled it out once more.
[Are you a Hitmonlee? Cause your body is kickin'!]
Crystal felt the blood rushing up to her face and she chucked the phone as fast as she could into the depths from which it came. Picking up her pencil, she tried to concentrate on her notes, but Gold's snickering behind her wouldn't allow it.
The buzzing returned and Crystal, aggravated, remembered that she was going to turn the damned thing off. But before she could do it, she accidentally opened the message Gold sent her.
[Do you know Tail Whip? Cause baby, you leave me defenseless. ]
Angrily, Crystal typed back, [Stop this! I'm trying to actually pay attention, unlike some playboys I know.] She jammed the send button a little harder than she had to and slammed the phone back into her bag. Confident that she had told him off, Crystal returned to listening to the teacher.
The vibrating noise in her bag said otherwise.
Wearily, Crystal reached in once more and read his reply:
[That's why I would give you an Everstone, cause I like you just the way you are.]
With her face the same shade as Silver's hair, Crystal continued to stare at that sentence until she was brought back by the teacher's voice calling her name.
"Crystal, what would be the value of x if y equals two times the amount of side a?" he asked, oblivious to what was going on around him, or right in front of him for that matter.
"A-according to the givens in the problem, x would equal the amount of side a, because it also states that y equals 2x." Crystal replied, faltering only in the beginning. For a second, she feared that the teacher was about to call her out for her infraction of cellphone usage and embarrass her in front of the whole class. However, he nodded in approval and continued on tediously about how Crystal got her answer, while the class stared apathetically at the board.
The sound of angry Beedrills returned to tell her that Gold had something to say. Why don't I just turn it off already? She thought angrily and grabbed for her cellphone again.
[You remind me of Deoxys. You're out of this world.]
After that one, Crystal couldn't help but join Silver by dropping her head to her desk.
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