Here's a longer version of chapter one. Written because I wanted to. Don't expect this to happen often!
Disclaimer-I do not own Tonks or Sirius.
"Do you like my drawing, Tonks?"
"Ew. That's ugly. What is it?"
"…It's supposed to be me…"
"Yep. Definitely ugly alright."
"Tonks!"
"Oops. Sorry mum. …Not."
"Hey!"
"Oh, come on, Sirius. What happened to the old 'sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me'?"
"That saying's a lie. And how do you know that? You're-"
"Only six? Well, I'll have you know, Mr. Smarty Pants, that this only six year old is a Metamorphmagus and will become an Auror someday. So there."
"Oh, sticking your tongue out. How mature."
"I am, aren't I?"
"Shut it, Nymphadora-"
"Sirius Black!"
"Sorry Andy! Sorry…er, Tonks?"
"What. Did I say. About calling me. Nymphadora?"
"Er, not to, but I don't see why-"
"SHUT UP, SIRIUS!"
"Tonks!"
"…Sorry mum. …Not."
"You are so mean."
"Just figured that out, have you?"
"Annndy! Tonks is being mean to me!"
"Tonks! Stop being mean to Sirius. And what have I told you about calling me Andy?"
"…Not too…"
"Exactly."
"Ha, ha."
"Shut it, Nympha-"
"No, you shut it, Black."
"Tonks! Sirius! If neither of you calm down, I will have to separate you."
"Okay, mum."
"Right, An-…dromeda."
"Ha. You got pwned."
"How do you even know that word?"
"I just do. Got a problem with that?"
"…No…"
"Good."
"Sheesh. Violent little beast, aren't you?"
"What are you talking about, Sirius? I'm just six."
~D
