A/N: Oh, by the way. For this story's purposes, Aigis was never injured in the fight with Ryoji. Sometimes you gotta retcon shit. You just gotta.
*PREVIOUSLY ON STOIC SWAG DADDY MAKOTO YUKI AND HIS HAREM-IFIC ANTICS*
Nothing really happened of note, just Koro-chan being adorable, the SEES girls being lovey-dovey, and Makoto being an oblivious idiot. Oh, and Mitsuru kissed Makoto.
WAIT, MITSURU KIS-
23 December 2009
Everything had happened in a mad blur. Mitsuru had just kissed Makoto. Not that Makoto minded that, Makoto and Mitsuru had done more scandalous things than that, and he quite enjoyed the kiss.
However, the planets aligned at this moment.
Usually when you hear the planets have aligned, something awesome happens. You get the girl of your dreams (Already happened to Makoto. In fact it was girls. As in plural), you get lots of money (Check, a million yen from kicking Shadow ass in Tartarus), or you become super smart (Genius level, you plebeians).
In this case, however, it was a bad omen.
"Mitsuru-san!"
Interrupting the passionate kiss was the voice of a certain blonde-haired robot. Aigis had apparently followed Makoto and his girlfriends to the Naganaki Shrine.
Mitsuru jumped away from me and furiously blushed. Makoto did too. Don't ever let anyone tell you Makoto never blushes. He blushed right here, dammit.
"Mitsuru-san, your heart rate is rapidly rising. Were you trying to mate with Makoto-san?"
Mitsuru eyes shot WIDE open.
"N-No! Listen Aigis, you must be malfunctioning. Makoto and I weren't doing anything."
"Then why were the two of you embracing and touching lips in an affectionate matter? You also thrusted your tongue into the mouth of Makoto, and your hormone readings tell me you were intending to procreate."
Mitsuru didn't even put up a fight anymore.
"Okay, just listen Aigis! J-Just forget what you saw here! I-I'll disable you permanently if you tell anyone!"
That was a serious threat. Aigis paid no mind.
"You have no true intention to do so, Mitsuru-san."
Yukari, Fuuka, and Koromaru came back into the grand scene.
Oh, not good.
Well, Koromaru was never bad news, but Yukari and Fuuka arriving on site, uh...
"What's going on here?" Yukari inquired.
Mitsuru blushed and Aigis stared blankly, just like a robot. What's new?
Makoto decided to clear up the situation.
"Mitsuru and Aigis were discussing their plans for Ryoji."
~Genius~
Yukari and Fuuka were downtrodden at the reception of that. They didn't want to think about such things at the time.
"Hey, let's not talk about that right now, Makoto." Fuuka said.
*ZOOM IN ON TEXT*
Let's not talk about that right now, Makoto
Right now, Makoto.
Makoto.
No honorific. Fuuka spilled the beans.
For those who are not Japanese, or those nerd Westerners who play our country's RPGs and watch anime, not putting an honorific at the end of a person of the opposite gender's name implies an intimate relationship.
Yukari and Mitsuru, as well as Aigis a bit, were taken back by Fuuka's blurt.
"Why are you referring to Makoto without an honorific, Fuuka-chan?" Yukari stated.
Oh my Gods, she made the same mistake.
Geez, you are all horrible at this thing.
Yukari realized her mistake and restated her question while adding a half-hearted -kun to the end of Makoto's name.
After several minutes of terrible silence and awkwardness, Makoto spoke up.
"Hey, we should probably head back, guys...The Dark Hour is going to begin soon."
Koromaru, chipping up the situation, promptly barked and they all headed back.
The silence was still dreadful, though.
And Makoto was pretty sure he was walking with three young women with their cheeks on fire. And then there was Aigis.
*BACK IN MAKOTO's ROOM*
Makoto was laying in his bed, reflecting on the situation, and what he was going to do. He not only had four girlfriends at SEES (Aigis wasn't nearly as blushy and wishy-wishy as the others, but he could sense that bond as soon as he saw her in the dress at Yakushima.), but two girlfriends at school, Yuko and Chihiro, and a certain eccentric Velvet Room attendant.
This Christmas was going to be an ordeal.
*Knock Knock*
Makoto answered the door.
It was Yukari.
"Hey, could we talk for a moment, please?" Yukari shyly cooed.
"Yeah, what's up?"
"Like, privately, with the door closed?"
Oh, hell no.
