I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! Sorry I've been away so long peoples. School is a pain in the arse. So many projects and quizzes and so little time. Anywho, I still have lots of work to do, I'm squeezing in time for this chapter. It maybe a little short… Sorry . But soon I will be free! I have no school on Friday so I'll be good by then to spit out a new chapter.
Without further a do the next chapter!
Hesh yawned as he drove on. He never liked having to drive as soon as he got up. Made him a little… tipsy. Or at least that's how Hesh described it. Elias would normally joke about it being Hesh's way of taking out ruined sleep hours on someone else, and surprisingly Logan had to agree with him on that. That was certainly better than the half assed excuses Hesh came up with as to why he would mess with him. Logan drowsily drummed his fingers on the dashboard, as he watch the trail of dust the Jeep left in its wake. The jeep was making its way out to the area the veterans called 'No Man's Land'. They should be able to make it to No Mans Land by 10.
Logan tried desperately to stay awake, knowing that his older brother would certainly make him pay for it. One of the many things Logan had to learn the hard way with Hesh was that if he had suffer a long, boring drive somewhere, Hesh would make him suffer through it with him, and that meant no luxury of sleeping. Logan had always been a lover of sleep, [who isn't] but if he fell asleep, it would take something real powerful like the Elias putting the fear of God in him, or another one of Hesh's pranks. Logan usually hoped for the fear of God, but almost always received the latter. Starting to dose Logan tried to keep himself awake. 'Come on Logan, stay awake damnit! You have to avoid this at all costs! I'm not having a repeat of St. Patrick's Day. Logan shuddered at the thought.
His mind was still reeling from the horrid memory when he began to feel warm under his rear. He looked around and noticed that the butt warmer icon had been turned on. He skeptically looked at his older brother who pretended not to notice what he did, yet he was the only other person in the jeep. Logan's eyes narrowed as he noticed the ghost of a smile on Hesh's lips.
'He's setting me up!' Logan realized. He knew this would happen either sooner or later. One of Hesh's pasttimes in the car on long journeys would be to mess with his little brother. Every time he finished with his fun, he would declare, "And that concludes another exciting episode of 'Messing With Logan!'" while their father Elias would try to either hold in his laughter or scold the shit out of Hesh.
Inside the Brain of Hesh:
'Hello and welcome to another exciting episode of 'Messing with Logan!'' Hesh exclaimed along with the audience of himself, throwing roses onto the stage. 'We have an amazing episode for you today!' Hesh exclaimed which and was loudly applauded, whistled to, and hooted in response. 'Today we have our favorite guinea pig, Logan!' The wall behind the Hesh on stage dissolved into Hesh's actual vison revealing a very skeptical looking little brother. The crowd Whistled and cheered once more.
'Okay folks, here's our scenario: Were on a boring trip to retrieve intel and we're all fucking BORED!' the crowd murmered in agreement. ' So we have our good friend Logan here to entertain us.' More murmers except giggles were heard among the crowds agreement. 'We have already turned on the butt warmer, and as you can see, baby brother is starting to get drowsy. So what do we do next?
Several suggestions were shouted out by the crowd.
"Blare loud music!"
"Burp into his face!"
"Repeat of St. Patrick's Day!"
The crowd all went into an uproar of laughter. Hesh wiped the tears from his eyes, and got a sip of his self-promoting bottled water 'Hesh 2 O!' then he motioned for silence. The Hesh crowd's volume quickly went down. "Okay… okay… whew!"
"Now what say we ask the big guy huh?" Hesh asked, and received a roar of cheers and whoops.
Hesh then pulled a lever and a door with smoke poured out. "Presenting… The Brain!" The smoke cleared as cheers erupted from the crowd, revealing… another Hesh. Completely dressed in gold and clean shaven and a bald head, the Hesh appeared to glow with a golden light. The crowd ooohed and aaahed.
The Brain slowly raised his head, then opened his eyes. The crowd of Hesh gasped, in awe, fear, all in one. They were looking at the head of operations. Memories, plans, and jokes all rolled up into this awesome being. They all were amazed at the large glowing being who towered over them all, obviously the smartest and bravest of them all.
The brain then opened its eyes and smiled, "What up my Bitches!"
The crowd gave they're loudest response of cheering yet. The Brain walked down the isle to the stage, giving high fives and blowing kisses. As soon as he hoped on the stage and took the microphone, the crowds echoing bellows died down fast, the crowd of Hesh eager to listen to what he had to say.
"Thank you, Thank you! Now! Down to business! It has come to my attention that we are still driving," he said a little sad. The crowd simultaneously groaned from boredom.
"But! The eyes have just reported into me, that we will be driving for only one more hour! And who do you think is in the car with us?"
"LOGAN!" the crowd screamed eagerly in response.
"HELL YEAH!" said The Brain. "Now it has come to my attention that he still remembers our latest prank we pulled on St. Patricks day, and he's trying to stay awake. " A quiet murmur of giggling rose from the sea of Hesh and filled the room, only to die down when the brain pinched himself. Resulting in a large eruption of "Ow!"s from the section of the sea of Hesh marked "Elbow".
"Quiet!" the brain boomed. "As I was saying, Logan is still trying to stay awake, so lets have some fun shall we?" The crowd all nodded in agreement. "Now I like to think of myself, not as just a brain, or the leader of all this," The Brain said, his hands motioning outward to the Sea of Hesh. "But I also think of myself as an artist. And I plan on making something beautiful just for us. So sit back, relax, and let the artist do his work."
Jesus! I'm SOOOOOOO sorry I hadn't been able to finish this chapter until now. School was a major PAIN. Well theres the chapter. Also for clarification, Yes the story is focused around Riley, and Riley appears in the nect chapter. I just didn't feel like making an whole entire action packed story, so I'm gonna throw in some humor, and some OC romance, But imma cross that bridge when I get to it. Thanks for being supportive.
BTW have you seen EMINEM's SURVIVAL MUSIC VIDEO? Love that shit. Anywho I made a ghost mask template – and for the record I came up with this on my own, way before his video came out( Don't sue Mr. Mathers! THNKS!) and ive been spray painting the Logo around. HELP ME OUT! Get your own templates and get to work! Ill send the link to the template and the video.
YautjaofEarth- out.
