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Questionable Slime

"Now don't try running away alright? It may look like it's just the two of us, but there are more in the shadows…just in case." Sai smiled and walked ahead in the canyon, the entrance to the Suna.

Miharu grinned and puffed out her chest, "Oh is it because of my awesome ninja skills? It's about time someone recognized how great I am."

Sai laughed a long and loud laugh, and somewhere a kitten died.
"No, Lady Tsunade is making just sure since you're known to run away like a coward. Besides, you have as much skill in being a ninja as Naruto becoming Hokage."

"HEY!" Naruto yelled, "That is not true!"

Miharu smiled, "Thank you Naruto. At least someone understands."

"Miharu's skills may not be sharp, and she may mess up all the time-"

"Naruto I hope you're going somewhere with this…"Miharu growled.

"Seriously she's just bad, worse than me when I started to train!"

"Thanks Naruto. Really." The brunette's wore an annoyed expression now.

"And have you seen her train? It's just horrible ahaha! And don't get me started on the running over water lesson." Naruto put a hand over his face.

Miharu gritted her teeth, "I THINK he gets it Naruto. Now can you hurry up and get to your point and tell him how great of a ninja I am?"

Naruto raised a brow, "Huh? Oh no, he was right about you being a horrible ninja. I was just saying "HEY!" because he said I didn't have a chance to be Hokage, and everyone knows that I will be Hokage someday."

Sai let out another kitten-killing laugh and Miharu groaned.

As they walked out of the canyon, the sound of children's laughter was heard which came from a playground.

Miharu's eyes lit up and she looked over at the two ninjas opening her mouth.

"No." Sai smiled and continued to walk to Gaara's Manor.

"Awwww PLEASE?!" Naruto begged.

"Not you, fool, I meant her. She's a prisoner still, and we can't go and reward her with fun."

Miharu frowned, "But what if this is my last chance at an opportunity like this?" She put on a puppied eyed look and shot it at Naruto who couldn't help but tear up.

"Come on Sai! Let her have some fun before she serves her time!" With that Naruto nodded and pushed Miharu towards the playground.

"HECK YES! TIME FOR SWINGS!" Miharu ran to the swings which happened to be occupied by the sandvillage kids.

"Excuse me, may I have a go?" Miharu asked sweetly.

The little boy grinned up at her, a tooth missing in his front row and a bandage covering his nose, "Piss off old hag!"

Miharu's eye twitched and she grabbed the boy's shirt by the collar and yelled, "GET OF THE DAMN SWING!"

The children ran away screaming, "CRAZY LADY!"

And Naruto smacked his face with his hand, and called to her, "Miharu!"

"WHAT."

"Play NICE!"

"Well it's a little too late for that now!" Miharu called back; seeing that she had proved Sai right, she decided to follow them to the Kazekage's Manor.


Two Sand Ninja stood at attention to the entrance, to which Sai explained the "guest" that had come to serve her time. They both scowled at Miharu as they entered, and Naruto swallowed hard in the darkness.

"This place gives me the creeps…."

Miharu nodded, "Yeah, I wonder why it's so dark in here?"

"No clue, well then we'll be going now! Good luck and tell us what happens so we can report back to Lady Tsunade alright?" Naruto grinned and quickly ran out the door, with Sai following behind.

"Wait guys! I DON'T KNOW WHERE ANYONE IS!" Miharu heard the door lock and she sighed.

Miharu stumbled about with her arms outstretched until her thigh bumped against a desk causing her to scream internally at the pain. A lamp flickered on revealing the face of none other than the Kazekage's sister, Temari.

"May I help you?"

Miharu whimpered clutching her thigh, "W-well, I'm uh…here to serve my time…or something like that."

Temari's eyes narrowed, "Oh right, you're the one that caused a sinkhole from Konoha to the Suna…yes we've been expecting you." Miharu swallowed, "What am I supposed to do exactly?"

Temari smirked, "You'll be our new maid, so that means cleaning our own rooms, this manor, cooking for us and so on and so forth…it says here for about "100 lifetimes" so good luck."

The brunette gaped, "Cook?! CLEAN?! BUT I HAVE A HARD TIME TAKING CARE OF MYSELF AS IT IS! And what about….what about the fangirls? If they find out that I'm taking their dream job, I'll be killed!"

Temari shrugged, "It's not my problem, should have thought about that before you decided to sink two villages to the depths of wherever." The blonde rang a bell and Kankuro came from the darkness, an annoyed look on his face.

"You rang?" He asked gloomily.

"Yes, you can stop being a maid now, even though it was fun for me. This girl here has offered her services to us."

Kankuro grinned, "Really now? I bet she's one of those crazy fan girls!" He looked at Miharu, "You just want to steal some of Gaara's clothes and do whatever weird things that you fangirls do."

Miharu blushed, "I- I have no such interest in that!"

Temari waved her hand, "Kankuro, just go and show her what she needs to clean. I'd have her start with your room first" She mumbled under her breath, "It's a wonder how I'm related to you."

Miharu followed Kankuro up what felt like stairs and a furry something with warm legs crawled over her foot, "Why are the lights off?"

Kankuro stopped in front of his door (she thought) and chuckled, "You'd keep the lights off too if knew how trashed this place is."

He opened the door and flicked a switch revealing the most disgusting room Miharu ever laid eyes on. Dirty clothes caked with sand were were stacked in one corner, chopsticks and left over food was in another, and in the center was a big pile of Kankuro's puppets with questionable slime on some of them.

The brunette stood there, shaking slightly, "The puppets….you play with them don't you?"

Kankuro's face flushed red and he sputtered, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. JUST...JUST CLEAN." He quickly pushed Miharu in the garbage dump of a room and shut the door.

Of course, she landed right on the pile of the sticky coated puppets.

"FUCK EW! THIS IS DISGUSTING! IT'S ALL OVER MY HAIR DAMMIT! AND HOW DO I CLEAN WITHOUT CLEANIN SUPPLIES?!"

The door opened again and Kankuro threw a few rags, trash bags, and a bucket with water at Miharu's face. "Good luck with the fan girls!" he called out before locking the door.

The brunette jumped up to catch the rags but missed on the bucket which smashed into her face. "Ugh….if I wasn't RPing this would really hurt….I wished I listened to Chiaki. This is lame!"

She opened a window for air, and saw Naruto and Sai still waiting outside for news of some sort to report back.

"HELP ME NARUTO!" Miharu screamed. Sai looked up and smiled that fake smile of his, while Naruto grinned. "HAVE FUN!" To the girl's dismay, the two leaf ninja left, leaving her behind with this horrible mess to clean.

Miharu started on the clothes, separating them from colored to whites. Some of them were so filthy she wasn't sure if it had once been white or not. Pulling out a few magazines out the way, she noticed one with the cover title as "XXX HOT KAGE'S OF TODAY" and a rather suggestive picture of Tsunade and the Mizukage twirling around each other.

"Well this explains the puppets that creep Kankuro..." She shuddered and flipped to the page of where someone had depicted a gender bent version of Gaara, noticing that this page was also sticky.

"OH GOD PLEASE BE SODA!" She chucked the magazine in the garbage bag and grimaced, "Kankuro's a perv..those puppets aren't puppets-they're other kinds of ninja tools! That is just wrong Kankuro. I can't help but fear what Gaara's room will be like."


Kankuro's a perv x-x Anyway, comment/review if you would like :D