Author's Note: forgot about this shit
Bella walked with the terminally depressed guidance counselor to her first class. It was choir. She hadn't signed up for choir, but the other elective wasn't a good fit. Apparently the Spanish teacher had left after the class wouldn't stop throwing liquor bottles at her in the middle of class. They couldn't find another teacher, so they just spent the whole class doing whatever.
Bella walked into the room, and the guidance counselor had already turned around yelling at kids having sex in the hallway. The choir director said to get out My Neck. Bella had never heard of that song. The choir began singing.
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should
Right now, Lick it good
suck this pussy just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack,
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
When there were about 15 minutes left of class, this girl named La'Tahjeeona showed up at the door. She was screaming "Honestee over there is the biggest bitch at Forks. She done fucked my man last night."
Honestee responded "DID SHE JUST CALL ME A BITCH?!" She ran up and got in La'Tahjeeona's face. "Say it again! Say it again!"
La'Tahjeeona yelled in her face "bitch go buy some Listerene!"
That's when it happened. Honestee punched La'Tahjeeona in the face, and it was on. They were throwing punches. Ms. Browning (the choir teacher, did I mention that? Also if her name changes later in the story it's because I forgot what I named her) pulled Honestee off.
"Tahjee, go to your class." Ms. Browning made Honestee go back to her seat. Bella thought to herself, is nothing going to happen? Like that girl is bleeding, and there's a tooth in the floor. The bell rang, and it was time for second period. Bella was what the fucking herself into the hall.
