I. AM. SICK. Seriously, I couldn't walk straight, or think straight either! So I literally wrote this while feeling tipsy...and high(but not in the good way). Although, I did have fun writing it! Because it was the only thing I could do! My dad took away my precious Wii and put it in his room so he could watch Netflix. And SSBB and writing are basically the only things I like to do! So uhh yeah, I hope you enjoy this chapter. Warning: it's pretty long. BECAUSE I LOVE WRITING. SO MUCH! It hecka fun. It's a way to get my thoughts out on paper. (PS: Thank you SOOO much for the reviews! I'm smiling like an idiot right now :D it's people like you that keep me going!) Oh oh! And there might be grammar mistakes, I'm warning you now. Of course, I did go through the whole thing! However, I'm feeling half dead right now and I don't trust myself.
But enough about me, please enjoy!
The next morning...
It was now 45 minutes until their match, and TL, Ness, and Lucas were freaking out.
"I-I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THESE!" panicked Ness, holding bombs and arrows in his hands.
"You think you're the only one who's having trouble here? I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE FREAKING PSI POWERS!" TL put his hands in air.
Yes, they were freaking out, but Lucas wasn't. In fact, he was sitting on the couch smiling sheepishly. He was the only one with powers familiar to him,and TL and Ness noticed this.
"Oh screw you Lucas," TL said rudely.
Lucas just giggled and smiled even wider.
"Hey, you may have my powers that are still similar to yours, but you still got the acting you have to keep up!" Ness pointed out to Lucas. "And my powers aren't exactly like yours, so you'll still need to know what they do."
"Oh yeah, I forgot," Lucas hung his head down. "Darn it..."
"HA. HA." TL pointed a finger at Lucas.
"Okay, okay! We don't have much time left! So how about we show each other how to use our moves real quick?" Ness rushed.
"YES. PLEASE," TL begged.
The final countdown begins. 40 minutes left.
Ness takes out TL's bow and arrows and aims at a dart board in the room.
"Steady, steady." TL reminded Ness. "Pretend you are Katniss from the Hunger Games... now, SHOOT!"
Ness shoots the arrow. But instead of the arrow heading for the dartboard, it hits a Rupee themed vace just about opposite of it.
TL gets on his knees and sheds a tear. "So close..." he said, with sarcasm in his words. Meanwhile, Ness got on the floor in fetal position as he sulked in failure.
Lucas just stood there, feeling bad for the two. He walked up to them and pet both of them on the heads. "Shh shhh... It's gonna be alright, it's gonna be alright,"
Ness perks his head up. "NO IT WO-" Lucas shoves a piece of steak in his mouth. He looked at Lucas confusingly, until he noticed what was in his mouth. "Steak? STEAK? STTTEEEAAAAAAKKKK!" he screamed.
"Yes Ness, it's steak," Lucas continued petting him.
"STEAK." Ness chewed on it. "Steak..." Then he fainted to the ground.
Lucas and TL stared at him.
"...Ness likes steak, doesn't he?" TL asks.
"Yes, yes he does," replies Lucas.
30 minutes left.
Once TL and Lucas got Ness out of his steak coma, they all continued training each other about their moves as much as they could.
"Alrighty TL, use my powers and let me see what you can do!" Lucas motivates.
"Sir yes, sir!" TL salutes. Then he put two fingers to his forehead and focused his power. "PK... FROST!" he yells. Nothing happens.
Lucas gives the most huge facepalm ever. "It's PK 'FREEZE'!"
"Whoops! Lemme have a do over," TL says. He focuses his power and tries again. "PK... FREEZE!" He unleashes a huge blue snowflake.
"Good job TL!" Ness praised, until he noticed that the snowflake was heading towards him and Lucas. "OH SHI-" The snowflake froze them into a big block of ice.
"..." TL stared at them. He knocked a few times on the block of ice, until he realized it wasn't going to be awhile until the whole thing melted. "UH OH..."
25 minutes left.
TL scrambled out the room and down the hallways for something to melt them with. Luckily, there stood Peach with a basket of fire flowers, fresh from her garden. He darted towards her and snatched a flower.
"L-Lucas, my flower!" Peach said surprisingly.
TL stopped in front of Peach and blushed. "Oh I uuhhh..." He paused for moment to think.
'Remember, you're Lucas,' he thought to himself. Then he continued the conversation.
"I-I'm sorry Peach, I just need this flower to... to burn the photos I have of my ex-boyfriends." He smiles nervously.
Peach stood there, shocked. "Oh uh, okay? You can have it...?"
"Oh thank you Peach!" TL said like a girl. He then hugged Peach really tightly. A gigantic smile was glued to his face. He figured he should do this while he was still in Lucas' body. Hehe~
"..." Peach knew Lucas liked hugs, so she patiently waited for the blonde boy to let go. But when this continued on for about 3 awkward minutes, she just shoved him off and ran. "I'M SORRY LUCAS! I GOTTA GO!"
TL paid no mind to this, he just turned around and skipped back to the room with tiny hearts floating around his head. When he got back to the room, he unfroze Ness and Lucas with the fire flower.
15 minutes left.
It took some time to melt them out of the block, but after they were completely melted, the two boys laid on the floor, soaked in water.
"WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?" Ness yelled, squeezing the end of his shirt to get out the water.
"Oh you know uh, I did some stuff..." TL blushes.
"How much time do we have anyways?" Lucas cuts in.
They all look at the clock.
10 minutes left.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" screams enveloped the room.
"WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO WORK OUR POWERS!" Ness yelled. All went chaotic as the three ran around the room screaming, again.
Meanwhile, in Master Hand's office.
"PLEASE...LET ME OUT..." Crazy Hand begged tiredly. "I CAN'T EVEN USE THE BATHROOM! EVEN THE TOILET IS RIGHT-HANDED."
"No." Master Hand was still working on his experiment.
A few moments later, Crazy Hand said something else, but in a different voice. "Hello~! The pizza man is here! A pepperoni pizza addressed to Master Hand?"
Master Hand dropped what he was doing and rushed to the room his brother was in. "OOOOOO~ PIZZA!" He opened the door.
As soon as he did that, Crazy Hand tackled his brother down and tied him up with a rope. "HAHAHAHAHAA! YOU FELL FOR MY TRICK!"
"YOU BASTARD! I should have known!" he says, then adds, "By the way, where's my pizza?"
"THERE IS NONE! MUAHAHAHAHAA!" Crazy Hand laughs evily.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" the tied up hand yelled.
5 minutes left.
"Hey, you guys," TL called over in an exhausted way. Right now, they were all sitting on the ground with their backs against the wall. "Have you ever just felt like... ending it all?"
The other two nod.
"Yeah, like right now," said Ness.
"I wouldn't mind..." Lucas whispered, loud enough for everyone to hear.
"Good, then I've think we've come to an agreement." TL takes out a knife and holds it near his chest.
"WAIT TL! NO!" Ness and Lucas screamed.
At that moment, TL takes the knife and uses it to butter his toast.
"Oh..." Lucas and Ness were relieved.
"Huh?" TL bites into his toast. "What did ya guys think I was gonna do?"
"Nothing, nothing," Ness said.
Then, Crazy Hand's voice was heard on the intercom.
"HEY HEY HEEEY! LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE IS IN THE ARENA NOW! THE ONLY PEOPLE NOT THERE ARE NESS, TL, AND LUCAS! C'MON BOYS! HEAD FOR THE ARENA. DON'T KEEP THEM WAITING~"
Devastated looks were plastered on each of their faces, until TL striked up an idea.
"Wait a minute here..." TL paused to think. "I know we're scheduled for a match but... why don't we just not go? And just run away or something?"
Lucas and Ness gasped.
"YOU ARE A GENIUS!" Ness hugged TL. "Let's get the heck out of here!"
"Y-Yeah! Let's do that!" Lucas agreed immediately.
Without much thought, the three ran out of their room and out of the mansion as fast as they could. When they got outside, they darted for the nearest bus stop. A few seconds passed by until a bus arrived for them to get on. Then they quickly jumped into the bus and took a moment to give the bus driver some info.
"I DON'T CARE WHERE WE'RE GOING! JUST HEAD SOMEPLACE FAR AND AWAY FROM HERE." TL put his hands on the bus driver's shoulder and held him close to his face.
"Okay, okay!" He shoved TL off him. "Just take a seat."
They did as told and took a seat off to the back. There were only about 2 other people on the bus. Right when the three took their seats they let out a long sigh of relief as the bus began moving.
"...Now what?" Lucas asks.
"I dunno..." TL and Ness say simultaneously.
5 minutes later.
"Just a small town girl~" Ness sang.
"Livin' in a lonely world~" Lucas added in.
"SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHEERREEE~!" they joined voices and sang together loudly.
"Oh my freaking god..." TL covered his ears.
Another 5 minutes later.
"So..." TL fiddled with his fingers. "Does anyone else think it feels good to get swallowed by Kirby?"
Ness and Lucas looked wide-eyed at TL, with their mouths gaping.
Yet, another 5 minutes later.
"I WANNA GO HOOOMEE!" the three boys yelled altogether.
Then, as if on cue, Crazy Hand zapped them with a flash of light. Which made them appear right in the middle of the arena.
"WELL WELL WELL! YOU GUYS ARE FINALLY HERE! YOU KEPT US WAITING FOR QUITE AWHILE..." Crazy Hand greets them. Clearly, he was angrier than ever. "YOU GUYS SHALL BE FIGHTING IN A TWENTY MINUTE MATCH. GO AHEAD AND CHOOSE YOUR OWN PLACE YOU WANNA FIGHT ON," he says immediately, in an irritated voice, "you jackasses..." He says that part more quietly.
They all groan, despite the fact that they were back home.
'A twenty minute match? You gotta be kidding me...' the three thought.
The crowd put their attention on the three kids. "FINALLY!" they all shouted. "Get on with the fight! We wanna go back to our rooms already!"
As of now, surrounding them were all the brawlers in their seats, with them in the middle of the arena. But as soon as the three figured out which place they will brawl on, the middle of it will morph into that battle place.
TL sighs. "I pick Hyrule Temple."
"Well, I pick Onett," Ness went against.
"But I want to fight on Smashville..." Lucas said softly.
They stood there in silence, not wanting to fight at all. That is, until Crazy Hand chose the place for them.
"FINAL DESTINATION IT IS," he decided.
Then the whole middle part of the arena morphed into Final Destination, where the boys popped in.
"THREE!" the announcer yelled.
BOOM! KA-SHING! Ness enters the stage with smoke around him as he unsheathes TL's master sword. He accidentally drops it in the meanwhile. "...I meant to do that!"
"TWO!"
POOF~! Lucas teleports onto stage like Ness does. Black ash was left all over his face as he got on his knees and coughed excessively. "CAN'T. BREATHE!"
"ONE!"
CLKCLCKLCKLCK... TL rides on Lucas' Mr. Saturn coffee table onto the stage while screaming. "A-AAAAHHHH!" He barely managed to stay on top, so when the table finally stopped, he flipped right over and landed on his back.
"GO!" The match starts.
"OH MY GODDDD! LUCAS! LUCAS! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" TL got back up and pointed toward the way the table left. "IT WAS A WALKING TABLE! GOOD GOD, THAT WAS FREAKING SCARY!" he cowers a bit.
The only reply from that was a dead silence. From his two friends and the whole crowd. He looked at Ness and Lucas and mouthed the words 'HELP ME!' Lucas stood there with a confused face, while Ness nodded. A short time passed before Ness came in there to save him. He broke the silence with an attack.
"HIYAAA~!" Ness said, running up to TL and swinging his sword at him. But instead, missed. What made it even worse was that he accidentally let go of the sword, and it flew into the air and landed at edge of the stage. He stood still, blushing.
"U-Uhhh I'll go get it!" Lucas said, running for the sword and picking it up. Then he ran back to Ness. But before he could get it to him, he tripped, scraped his knee on the floor, and dropped the sword. "OOWWW!" he cried, shedding a few tears. He hugged his knee.
"..." The crowd was silent. Only one person spoke up, and that was Waluigi.
"YOU GUYS SUUCCCKKK!" he yelled.
"SHUT UP! YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE!" Ike stood up from his seat and retorted, defending his friends on the stage.
"I'M AN ASSIST TROPHY, GENIUS!" he shouted back sarcastically.
"AND THAT'S ALL YOU'LL EVER BE!"
The crowd 'oooh'd at the comment. So Waluigi mumbled to himself and stopped talking.
"Heh." Ike sat back down onto his seat and turns toward Link and Marth. "See? I told you guys I was badass." He gave them a fist bump.
By then, Ness and TL grouped around Lucas, the one who tripped.
"Lucas! You're making me look like such a wuss!" Ness whispered bluntly, caressing the spot Lucas scraped. "Are you okay?"
"I-I'm sorry Ness," he apologized, wiping his tears off. "Yeah, I'm alright..."
"Hey! Don't you yell at him!" TL snapped at Ness quietly, "You're the one making a bigger fool of me!"
"Hah. Says the one who's making Lucas look like a loud, obnoxious person!" Ness argued. "RETARD!"
"WHY YOU LITTLE-" TL shoved Ness and then kicked him with Lucas' three kick combo.
Ness endured the knockback."BRING IT!" Ness said aloud, for everyone to hear. He picked up the sword Lucas dropped and swung it at TL, not missing this time.
The crowd cheered!
While TL was knocked back a few feet, Ness went up to Lucas, took his hand, and lifted him up. "C'mon Lucas, you have to fight! A person like me wouldn't sit on the floor crying over some trip." Ness encouraged him.
Lucas nodded and stopped crying. Although, his eyes were still a little red.
Ness gave Lucas a smile and a gentle pat on the back. "Good," he said, then turned to TL, "now if you would excuse me, I gotta go kick TL's ass." He readied TL's sword and charged at him.
Meanwhile, TL was busy fiddling with Lucas' pockets.
"What the heck...? Is there something in my pocket? It feels kinda full..." he said out loud. Ness stopped in his tracks.
"Oh yeah, that's my- I mean, your Rope Snake," Lucas replied.
"Oh, just a sna- SNAAAKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" TL pulled out a long, pink snake out of his pocket. Then he screamed so loud, his friends and the audience had to cover their ears. He threw the creature onto the ground and kicked it away from him. "GET AWAY FROM MEE!"
"W-What?" Rope Snake was confused. "But Lucas, I'm your pet!"
"NOT ANYMORE!" TL backed away from it. "QUICK! SOMEONE KILL IT WITH SALT!"
"L-Lucas!" Rope Snake cried, slugging over the floor to him. "PLEASE LOVE ME!"
"N-NO!" TL shrieked, backing away. However, he couldn't anymore because he fell off the the edge of the stage.
"TOON LI- I MEAN, LUCAAASSS!" Ness called out. "Recover using PK Thunder!"
"OKAAY!" TL squeaked. "P-PK THUNDER!" He concentrates his power and then summons a blue ball of lightning. He tries his best to control it to hit himself with it, but it just went off on it's own way as he floated down to his death.
"OUCH!" he yelled as he got K.O'd. The score went to Ness, who was in TL's body.
Ness and Lucas bent down and looked over the edge to see that TL didn't make it.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAA! NOOB!" They both laughed until their sides hurt.
TL got down from the blue floating platform and growled in anger. When all of a sudden, a final smash ball floated near him. He took the chance to break it as Lucas and Ness were not paying attention. After he broke it, he laughed evily.
"Uh oh," said Ness and the two boys stopped laughing.
"REVENGE SHALL BE HAD!" TL said as he activated Lucas final smash in mid-air. "PK..." he paused in the air. "Uhhh what comes after that?" he whispers.
"Starstorm," Lucas told him. Ness facepalmed.
"WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM THAT?" Ness asked. Lucas smiled nervously as he shrugged.
"Oh, okay thanks!" TL resumed Lucas' final smash. "PK...STARSTORRRMMMMMMM!" The stage rained with huge, powerful stars.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Ness and Lucas ran around the stage like crazy. However, their efforts were futile, both of them got hit multiple times. Ness got K.O'd, but Lucas remained on stage, with a dangerously high percentage.
"HAHA~" TL floated back down to the stage and stood there like a champ.
Ness reappeared on the blue platform, giving a smirk. "OHOHOHO~ IT IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!"
Donkey Kong smiled sheepishly. He nudged he friend Diddy on the shoulder. "You hear that? He said my name~" He giggled stupidly. His friend rolled his eyes.
Right then, Ness jumped off the platform and landed on the stage. When he did, a star rod appeared by him. He picked it up and stared at TL dangerously.
"N-No, don't beat me up with the star rod again..." TL trembled. He got scared and ran away from him.
"Get back over here!" Ness threw the star rod at him while he was running. However, TL dodged and rolled behind Lucas, making him get hit instead. And due to his high percentage, Lucas was sent flying! He got K.O'd!
"Whoops..." Ness said quietly. TL snickered.
When Lucas got back off the blue platform, he glowered at the two of them. "You know, I always lose when I fight with you guys!" he whispers angrily, "But not this time!" He charges at both of them and hits them with Ness' bat. And they were hit by the attack spot-on! In fact, they were knocked into the air for a bit, but landed back on their feet. A few seconds later, a smirk lands on all three of their faces.
"GAME ON!" they all announced, then began a real fight. But... they looked really noobish.
First off, the three of them didn't make any combos of any sort. Second, they did little to dodge or block anything. Third, their attacks came by really slow. And finally, they couldn't even K.O anybody. The only way they did that was by assist trophies or pokeballs... or from them accidentally falling off and not knowing how to recover. By now, everyone in the crowd started wondering if the boys were trolling them, or if they really fight like that.
"DAMMIT!" TL cursed, dying for the third time. He just couldn't hit himself with Lucas' PK Thunder. "Now this is just bull," he said, coming down from the blue platform. He crossed his arms and looked at the two other boys. "OKAY! From now on, don't hit me off the stage, okay?"
The only reply he got to that was a pound to the head with a thrown bat. The knockback was hard enough to push him off the stage, and make him die, again. When he got off the blue platform he was pissed. "TL! I thought I said not to hit me off the stage!"
Ness looked at him like he did nothing wrong. "Don't look at me! Ness did it!" He pointed at Lucas.
Lucas smiled guiltily. "Hehehee... sorry."
TL groaned. "YOU SHOULD BE!"
By now, the boys mastered who they are and are calling each other by the bodies they are in. And luckily, the crowd bought it. Sort of.
"Actually... he's been killing you this whole time. He's got 4 kills out of you," Ness pointed out.
TL growled at him. On impulse, he grabbed the nearest thing to him and threw it at Lucas. And that happened to be land mine. "TAKE THAT!" he yelled.
The mine smacked Lucas square in the face and then landed right on the ground, ready to explode if anyone were to walk over it. "OW! You'll pay for that!" Lucas jumped over the mine and summoned one of Ness' PSI moves.
"PK BLAST!" he shouted. Nothing happened.
Ness facepalmed and whispered to Lucas loudly. "It's PK 'Flawsh', PK 'FLAWSH'!" he specified.
"What's a PK Flawsh?" Lucas murmured.
TL nudged Lucas on the arm. "He's actually saying 'PK Flash' it's just his accent," he whispers in his ear.
"OOOH! So that's what you've been saying this whole time!" Lucas realized. He stifles a laugh.
"It's my accent! AND DON'T MOCK IT!" Ness demanded, blushing slightly.
"Okay, okay!" Lucas assures. He looks back at TL and starts Ness' PSI move again. "PK FL-" His eye gets hit with a tic-tac box. "OW!"
"YOU GUYS STILL SUUUCCCKKK!" This time, Wario was saying it. Apparently, he was the one that threw the box.
"SHUT UP! YOU DON'T EVEN GO HER-" Ike looks to see that Wario was talking. "Oh wait, nevermind, you may continue."
Link smacked Ike across the back of his head. Then he yells at Wario. "BE QUIET! I DON'T CARE IF YOU GO HERE OR NOT, DON'T JUDGE THOSE KIDS BY THEIR NOOBISHNESS!"
"Well gee, I should be able to judge if those kids LOOK AS IF THEY NEVER EVEN PLAYED A BRAWL MATCH IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE!" Wario says angrily. "I mean seriously, it's like they switched bodies..."
Ness, TL, and Lucas froze in place. Until Wario continued his speech.
"But that's impossible," he pointed out. "So all this just tells me is that they SUCK."
Oh Wario... if only you knew how accurate you were.
"YUP, YUP... VERY IMPOSSIBLE INDEED. AND I AGREE WITH PUDGY WARIO OVER HERE, THEY DO SUCK." Crazy Hand jumped into the conversation. To be honest, he had nothing against the three boys. In fact, those boys were really nice to him the first time he met them. But why was he messing with them? Psh, I don't know. He's just crazy.
Then everyone in the crowd started agreeing with Wario, and began throwing anything they had on them, at the boys.
"EEEK!" Lucas ducks for cover behind Ness.
"Heh!" Ness stands in front of Lucas. "Don't worry, I'll defend y-" Someone throws a bulk rock at his crotch. "ACK!" He drops TL's master sword he fell to floor.
Lucas kneels down to him. "Ness! Are you okay?" he asks quietly.
"N-NO! CALL THE INFIRMARY!" he cries.
"Oh geez." TL runs to Ness. "I swear to god, if my man parts are broken when I get my body back, I WILL KILL YOU," he whispers to him. Ness just whimpered and sprawled across the floor.
"AH! LOOK OUT! BEHIND YOU!" Lucas pointed towards an object heading towards TL.
With that, TL jerked his head around, only to have a cupcake greet his forehead. The cupcake stuck to his him as he looked at the crowd with the most un-amused face ever. "You people threw a cupcake. A. FREAKING. CUPCAKE." He squints his eyes at them. "People like you just want to watch the world burn," he says darkly, wiping the cupcake off his forehead. The only response he got from that was one of Snake's boxes to his face.
"HEY!" TL looks at Snake after the box hit his face. "Why are you throwing stuff at us? I thought you were better than that!"
"I am! I just got nowhere to put my lovely boxes," Snake replied. TL groans as he resumed his dodging. Everyone stopped throwing stuff at Ness, because they knew he felt half-dead already.
Meanwhile, with Lucas, he was running around and tripping constantly from the oncoming items. Rocks, tomatoes, teacups, ice cubes, banana peels, turnips, and other random things were heading at him. In fact, this one boomerang came at him and he barely dodged it by ducking.
"HAH! You missed!" Lucas said to no one in particular. Then at that moment, the boomerang came back and hit him on the back of his head. What made it even worse was that the blow to the back of his head made him fall down onto the mine TL set up. BOOM! The poor boy was star K.O'd! "AAAAaaahhhh!" He screamed in the background.
"Everybody, stop it!" Marth yelled gently, standing up from his seat. "Please, try to act more mature in this situation!"
"DON'T LISTEN TO THE CLOSET GAY!" Wario threw an Xbox 360 at Marth. The game console hit Marth straight in the face, and made him fall back. Then Link stands up from his seat.
He points his hands at Marth. "Who throws an Xbox, honestly?"
Everyone seemed to hear his question, so they threw their Xboxes at him. 3-5 game consoles came hurling at the green suited swordsman. One of them came from Zelda. He squeaked as they hit him in the face, falling back, suffering the same fate as Marth.
Link laid on the floor, tugging on Ike's leg. "Ike..." he said like he was near death. "DO SOMETHING!"
"Are you kidding me? I don't wanna get hit by an Xbox! They're not even from Nintendo!" he whispers back. "Those unholy things..."
...
Meanwhile, with the three boys on stage.
"WHY IS EVERYONE THROWING XBOXES?" TL yelled, dodging and rolling.
"I-I dunno!" Lucas just came back from the his recent K.O and was dodging again.
"God, why Xboxes anyway? I'd rather get hit by a Wii or something..." Ness shared his opinion while laying face down on the floor. The kind of hit he got takes time to heal.
Then, as if on cue, the crowd starting throwing Wiis at them. Now since the Wiis are much more lighter, they came more quicker and in bigger numbers at the boys.
"HE WAS JUST KIDDI-" A Wii hits TL on the back of his head and knocks his face fowards into the ground.
Master Hand laid on the ground and groans. "How the hell do I get OUT OF THIS THING!" He shuffles around in the tied ropes.
"Stupid brother... why did I even have a rope in the room full of right-handed things?" He pauses for a moment. "Oh I remember..." He looks towards a photo frame of his ex-girlfriend.
Them the hand thinks hard on how to escape. But so far, nothing came. A sigh comes out of his mouth.
"OH IF ONLY I HAD SOMETHING TO HELP ME GET OUT OF THIS~" he says to no one in particular. He rolls all over the floor.
At that moment, a kunai knife comes flying through the open window and slices his ropes in half. He was now free! He quickly got up and checked out the window for who threw it. Nothing was found. So the hand picked up the thrown knife and inspected it, only to find nothing but the word 'Dash' engraved on it.
And just like that, he yelled, "THANK YOU! WHOEVER YOU ARE!" as he floated into the air and dashed to the arena.
"UGGGHHH! HOW MANY WIIS DO THESE PEOPLE HAVE?" TL shouted.
"Well, according to my calculations..." Lucas takes out his calculator and presses the buttons. "They have a lot."
"You don't say?" TL replies sacastically.
"You guys!" Ness called. "Can't we just get off the stage and run back to our room?" He gets up and stretches. "AH~ I'm feeling better no-" He gets hit in the crotch with another rock and falls to the floor again.
"We can't leave until the match is over!" TL yells. "AND WHO THE HELL KEEPS THROWING ROCKS AT HIM?" He points at Ness. "STOP! Before you cause serious damage!" He was getting really worried.
"I think the serious damage has already been done..." Ness rasps. "Why can't the crowd just throw pillows at us for God's sake?"
Then the crowd did just as they heard. They started throwing pillows.
"Ah that feels so much better..." TL stopped running and stood still as soft pillows were thrown at his body and face.
"Yeah..." agreed Lucas. He stopped too.
"What would make this even better is if they throw yogurt cups at us..." TL mesmerized.
And the crowd did just that. They started throwing yogurt cups for some reason.
"OH MY GOSH!" TL ran around squealing like a girl. "YOGURRRTT!" He held out his hands. "COME TO ME, BABY!" He got covered in a pile of yogurt cups.
"Ehhh, I don't really like yogurt, I prefer vanilla ice cre-" Lucas' face gets hit with a tub of vanilla ice cream.
Then, while Lucas and TL were busy eating their ice cream and yogurt, Ness just laid on the ground. Until he realized that the audience was throwing anything they asked for. He took this chance to get what he really needed.
"Yogurt and ice cream is good and all, but a time like this calls for a bag of ice!" He asks loudly.
And the next thing they knew, Ness had a bag of ice in his hands. He pressed it against the place that hurt the most and sighed of pleasure. "OH, THANK THE LORD~"
Then the two other boys finally noticed what he was doing.
Lucas put two hands behind his head. "Oh how I wish I would be hit by a... My Little Pony Limited Edition DVD," he says, without make eye contact with the crowd. And before he knew it, the DVD was hurled into his face. It was painful, but Lucas had a wide smile on his face as he hugged the DVD in his arms.
Now it was TL's turn. "Ehem, you know, all these things really hurt, but what would hurt the most is if you throw like, really hot chicks at me," he recommended.
Yeah, the boys knew that their bodies were switched up, but they were just like 'screw it' because everyone thought they were weirdos already.
Then as expected, the crowd picked up Zelda, Peach, and Samus, and threw them at TL.
"Heheheehhh..." TL brought the ladies into a group hug. A smile was plastered on his face.
"U-Uhhh Lucas?" Zelda questioned, trying to wriggle out of the hug. "You don't seem like yourself today."
"I just love hugging people..." He tightened the hug on them. Small hearts appeared around his head.
...
Crazy Hand floated there staring the whole time. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?"
"THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD BE ASKING!" Master Hand's voice boomed throughout the whole arena. Crazy Hand screamed a little at the sudden voice.
As soon as Master Hand shouted, everyone shut up, stopped what they were doing, and put their attention on him.
"You..." The hand closed in on crazier hand. "You dumbass!"
"..." At first, Crazy Hand didn't know what to say to that, so he just said the first thing that popped into his mind. "TALK TO THE HAND, GURLFRIEND~" he held his hand up.
A silence was established... until Master Hand personally beat the heck out of his brother. When he was done, Crazy Hand was nothing but a pile of broken bones on the floor.
Then Master Hand turned towards the boys on stage. "You three, the match has been cancelled, report back to your rooms this instant."
TL and Lucas nodded and did what Master Hand said. The two of them jumped off the stage, with Lucas picking up a sulking Rope Snake, and putting it in Ness' backpack on the way off. As for Ness, TL and Lucas just left him there by himself.
"YOU GUYS! WAAAIT!" he called out to them, limping while carrying the bag of ice with him. Soon enough, he fell off the stage and slugged towards his room.
"And as for you people..." He turned towards the crowd. "CLEAN UP THIS MESS!" he yelled angrily.
Engulfed in fear, the brawlers of the crowd immediately got up and picked up the discarded Wiis, pillows, Xboxes, and other stuff.
"Now, if someone would please explain to me why everyone was throwing random things at those boys on stage?" he asked. "And why were you guys throwing Xboxes? They aren't even from Nintendo! Oh, those unholy things..."
"THAT'S WHAT I SAID!" Ike yelled. "NINTENDO FTW!"
After that, Sonic came up to Master Hand to answer his question. "Well..." Sonic explained, "TL, Ness, and Lucas sucked fighting big time. Not to mention they weren't acting quite like themselves. So we all decided to throw all these things at them for simply wasting our time."
"Oh shut the heck up Sonic," Wario snapped. "We ALL know the real reason why we did that, and that was because we were just bored." He faced everyone. The crowd quietly agreed to that.
"Yes, I see." He looks at everyone with a disappointed look. "You should all be ashamed of yourselves!" The hand scolded. By this time, everybody already got most the stage cleared off and were going back to their rooms as fast as they could. They wanted to stay as far away from Master Hand when he's mad. Soon enough, everyone was gone, the only people(or shall I say, "hands") left was Master Hand and Crazy Hand.
"And as for you..." Master Hand nudged his beat up brother. "Go to the boys' room and apologize for what you have done!" he commanded.
"O-Or what?" Crazy Hand rasped. Even he could still argue against his brother after he just got beat up by him.
"Or I'll put you back in the room full of right-handed things," he stated.
"You did that already."
"With..." Master Hand continues,"Justin Bieber and Nickleback music playing on the side."
"OKAY I'M GOING!" Crazy hand shot up and flew to the boys' room.
"Hmph, that's what I thought," Master Hand said floated back to his office. He resumes his experiments and tests to find the cure for Ness, TL, and Lucas' body switch!
So uuhh... I'll put up a chapter 3, Okay? *coughs repeatedly and turns into dust* Don't forget to stay awesome... X_X because I can't, not for now. I hope you enjoyed, or at least made it to this point in my story. You must have gone through a lot, huh? :D *gives you a plaque* Congratulations! You have now made it to level 2! Thanks for reading! Annndd stay awesome!
