I hope the WWE Universe is ready for some ponies


Apple Bloom had went into a locker room with Dean Ambrose, he sat down and gestured for her to take a seat adjacent to him.

"So kid, you have a lot of explaining to do"

"Ok, where do ah start?"

"For one you can explain how you're able talk"

"What's so weird about that Mr. Ambrose?"

"Don't call me 'Mr.', call me by my first name or last but don't call me mister, I don't do that"

"Sorry Dean"

Ambrose waved it off, "Whatever, but yeah ponies don't usually talk, that's why Slater & Axel chased you"

"That's just so weird though, a world where ponies don't talk? What do they do?"

"They neigh"

"Oh, that's all? The only time Ah usually hear a pony neigh is when mah sister snores"

"You have a sister, is she around here?"

Apple Bloom shook her head, "Ah don't think she is, unless that evil King sent her through"

"Evil King?"

"Yeah, he's really mean and really dangerous"

"Don't worry I know all about evil Kings"

Apple Bloom cocked her head, "Really?"

"Yeah, we work for one"

Apple Bloom became interested, "Tell me more"

Before Ambrose spoke he heard someone enter the locker room, "Who's there?"

Roman came in to the room, "Yo Ambrose, this may sound weird but do you have a yellow pony with you?"

Ambrose pointed to Apple Bloom, "You mean her? I hope you're not after what Slater & Axel were"

Roman Shook his head, "I'm not, I just rescued a pony from them a moment ago"

Apple Bloom got curious, "Who was that mister?"

Roman pointed to the oncoming Scootaloo.

"Apple Bloom, there you are!"

"Scootaloo, glad to see ya"

Scootaloo glared, "Glad? You ditched me like 10 minutes ago, how is that glad?"

Apple Bloom's ears drooped, "Sorry about that, I guess I was just so annoyed at Sweetie Belle, y'all haven't seen her by any chance, have you?"

Scootaloo shook her head, "No, I went looking for both of you, before two idiots grabbed me, luckily I was saved by Roman Reigns here", Scootaloo pointing to Roman.

"Ah was saved by Dean Ambrose over there", Apple Bloom pointed to Ambrose.

"So there's a 3rd one, what does she look like?" Roman asked.

"White coat, purple mane with some highlights, and she's a unicorn", Apple Bloom said.

"Wow, so a regular, a unicorn and a Pegasus", Ambrose said.

"Um, I'm an Earth Pony, not a regular", Apple Bloom said.

"Right", Ambrose said.

"So where exactly did you girls come from?" Roman asked.

Apple Bloom cleared her throat, "We're from a land called Equestria, where pony folk of all kind live together in peace & harmony, though from time to time we get some evil people, like Nightmare Moon, Discord, Queen Chrysalis and the one responsible for this, King Sombra"

Scootaloo took over, "We thought King Sombra had been defeated for good, but he managed to come back and attack Equestria again, then he kidnapped us and threw us into a portal to another dimension, which happened to be this one"

"All because you had to tell him about mah sister"

Scootaloo narrowed her eyes, "You're the one who challenged Sombra! Just because your sister saved the world doesn't mean you have that capability!"

"Uh, I take it her sister's like a super hero?" Ambrose asked.

Apple Bloom shook her head, "No mah sister's one of the elements of harmony, she represents Honesty"

"That's something you won't find around here I can tell you that", Ambrose said.

"Our friend Sweetie's sister represents Generosity", Apple Bloom added.

"You'll get picked apart for that", Ambrose said.

"My favorite pony Rainbow Dash represents Loyalty", Scootaloo said.

"If only a certain someone followed that decree", Roman stated.

Apple Bloom and Scootaloo looked confused.

"Uh Roman, what does that mean?" Scootaloo asked.

"I'll explain later, go on", Roman said.

"Right, so then there's Fluttershy, who represents Kindness", Apple Bloom said.

That caused Ambrose to burst out laughing, "Kindness? Really? What has kindness ever done for someone?"

"Dean chill, go on girls"

"There's also Pinkie Pie, who represents the element of laughter", Scootaloo said.

"Not bad", Roman said.

"And finally there's Princess Twilight Sparkle, who represents Magic", Apple Bloom said.

"Princess Twilight Sparkle? That's such a goofy name", Ambrose said.

Roman scoffed, "Magic? Seriously?"

"Yeah, those are the 6 signs of friendship", Apple Bloom said.

Ambrose laughed some more, "Right so since me and Roman are friends, that means we also contain magic, hey maybe we can use our friendship magic to win our matches and become the most dominant guys in this company!"

Apple Bloom didn't look happy, "Come on, it's a sacred thing in our world"

"Maybe you should chill Dean, after seeing these girls I think anything could make sense", Roman said.

Ambrose stood up, "Well I still think it's a load of crap, everything they described won't help us in our world", Ambrose said.

"What is this world anyway? You mentioned working for an evil King", Apple Bloom said.

"Yeah, the so called 'King of Kings', Triple H", Ambrose said.

"Triple H? Do the Hs stand for anything?" Apple Bloom asked.

"Yeah, it stands for Hunter Hearst Helmsley", Ambrose said.

"Wow, that's a really fancy name", Scootaloo said.

"And he's a King of Kings? wow he must be really powerful", Apple Bloom said.

"Please, he married into that power, the real evil is the Queen herself, Stephanie McMahon, she considers this place her Queendom", Ambrose said.

"And what is this place? Why were there so many cameras?" Apple Bloom asked.

"This is a wrestling company, WWE, which stands for World Wrestling Entertainment, me and Dean there are pro wrestlers", Roman said.

"Uh, uh, uh Roman, you know they hate the word 'wrestler', they want to hear 'sports entertainer' or 'superstar', cause 'wrestling' is a dirty word in a God Damn wrestling company!" Ambrose shouted.

"Dean, chill, you're starting to sound like CM Punk", Roman said.

"No this is me sounding like CM Punk", Ambrose cleared his throat, "I Quit!"

Roman shook his head, "You know that's not what happened"

"I know, but it's still funny", Ambrose said.

"But wow, y'all are pro wrestlers!? That's so cool!" Apple Bloom said.

"Is it fun!? I always wondered what it's like being a wrestler!" Scootaloo said.

"Once you get past the politics then yeah it's fun", Ambrose said.

"So are y'all a team?" Apple Bloom asked.

Roman shook his head, "No, well not anymore, we went our own ways so we can have a good singles career", Roman said.

"So what was your team called?" Apple Bloom asked.

"The Shield", Ambrose said.

"The Shield? Strange name for a team, Ah mean isn't that for defense only?" Apple Bloom asked.

"The thing is this, me, Dean and our old friend Seth Rollins formed The Shield to protect the injustices of this company, if we see something that ain't right, we go in and handle things, over time we became like brothers, the best of friends, our teamwork was unmatched, we were nearly unbeatable as a team, cause no matter what, we had each other's backs, there was a time we even worked for Triple H at one point cause we thought we were doing good, he gave this impression he knew what was Best for Business, but as time went on we started to learn his true colors and we rebelled against him, we bested him on occasion but he still had the last laugh when he caused the biggest blow to us"

Dean stepped in to finish, "He managed to convince Seth Rollins to betray us"

The girls gasped as Roman nodded, "Yeah, our ally, our best friend, our brother, had turned his back on us, the pain of betrayal stings more than any beating any of us took in out time"

"After that me and Roman decided to go our separate ways, while he went after Triple H's best guys and the title, I went after that backstabbing weasel Seth Rollins"

"Though that in itself is hard when he has so many people watching is back, he even has security guards by his side at all times", Roman said.

"What a coward", Apple Bloom said.

"Exactly, me and Roman still hope to one day bring down Triple H, but we've run into a lot of bumps in the road", Ambrose said.

Apple Bloom had a though, "Scootaloo, do you think that'll happen to us?"

"What?" Scootaloo asked.

"That one day maybe Sweetie will betray us like that Seth Rollins person?"

Scootaloo scoffed, "What makes you think that?"

"Well she was pretty mad over all this, what if she betrays us and joins with King Sombra?"

"I doubt that, she was mad but she'll get over it"

"Trouble with your friend?" Ambrose asked.

"Sorta, after we got stuck here she blamed me and Scootaloo since Scootaloo gave away who our sisters are and I sorta tried to challenge King Sombra", Apple Bloom said.

Ambrose looked surprised, "Wow, you got a lot of balls kid, and you're not even a guy"

Apple Bloom looked confused, "Uh, thanks I guess? Anyway she got mad at us and stormed off, saying she won't be near me because I've turned into a lunatic"

"What's wrong with being a 'lunatic'? I get called a 'lunatic' on a daily basis? Hell my wrestling nickname is 'The Lunatic Fringe', hell I call myself that even when I'm not wrestling, I take lunatic as a compliment", Ambrose said.

"You must be pretty crazy to be called a 'lunatic' as much as you say you do, though I got a glimpse of that when you beat up those two guys, you had a crazed look in your eyes", Apple Bloom said.

"Damn straight", Ambrose stated.

Roman rolled his eyes at his friend's boasting, Scootaloo found it entertaining though.

"Well I'm still worried about her", Apple Bloom said.

"Try not to worry kid, I mean Seth says he betrayed us because he never considered us a friend, I'm sure this girl truly considers you a friend, as far as Seth was concerned, he was severing a business relationship"

That actually made Apple Bloom much more nervous, "Wait, we all became friends cause we want our Cutie Marks, what if she ditches us after she gets it, and then joins with...Diamond Tiara...ah can't handle this stress!" Apple Bloom held her head in paranoia, then Scootaloo approached her to calm her down.

"Relax! She won't do that, I've known Sweetie Belle a long time, she'd never betray us"

"What's a Cutie Mark?" Ambrose asked.

"It's a mark showing what your special talent is, though we haven't discovered ours yet", Scootaloo said.

"Wow, weird world you come from", Ambrose said.

"Look we'll find your friend and then fix this mess, so relax, it's gonna be all good", Roman said.

"Ah hope so", Apple Bloom sighed, "Wonder where she is?"

Meanwhile in Triple H's office, Seth Rollins is still in shock over seeing Sweetie Belle.

"How is this possible!? You're a talking unicorn! You shouldn't even exist!" Rollins said.

"I do too exist! See!" she approached him and poked his shin, "You feel me?"

Rollins stepped back, "Still how is this possible? Who are you? Where did you come from? How did you get here!?"

"Well, my name is Sweetie Belle, I came from Equestria and I'm here cause an evil King banished me"

Rollins looked dumbfounded, "What? Where the hell is Equestria!? What evil king!? Aw damn this is so weird!"

"All I know is that a mean pony who calls himself 'King Sombra' banished me and my friends to this world just to annoy my sister and her friends, I just wanna get back home, do you know someone who can make portals?" Sweetie Belle asked.

"...Portals? Seriously?" Rollins asked.

"Yes seriously, can you help or not?" Sweetie asked.

Rollins say on the couch and rubbed his head, "This is all so surreal, a pony, no a God Damn Unicorn"

"Look if you can't help can you take me to someone who can?"

Rollins sighed, "Tell you what, just wait here until my boss arrives and we'll see how we can help you, that cool with you?"

Sweetie nodded, "Ok mister..."

"Rollins, my name is Seth Rollins, what's your name?"

"Sweetie Belle"

Rollins thought the name sounded weird but he's heard weirder.

"So what do you do? Why do you have that large belt?" Sweetie asked.

"I'm a pro wrestler, this belt is the World Heavyweight Championship of the WWE, which is short for World Wrestling Entertainment"

"You're a wrestler? And you're the World champion!?" Sweetie shouted with hooves on her cheeks.

"Yeah, I am"

"That's...so...COOL!" Sweetie said, squeaking at the last part , "That means you're stronger than everyone else right!?"

"Not just stronger, I'm faster and smarter, I was nicknamed 'The Architect' due to my brilliance whe wrestling"

"Wow, strong, smart, successful, you're a total package, not to mention you're very handsome" Sweetie blushed a bit when saying that.

Rollins chuckled a bit, she wasn't too different than most girls, except being a pony, perhaps he could get used to having her around.

"So Sweetie Belle, where are you from?"

Sweetie cleared her throat, "Well, I'm from a land called Equestria, I live in a row called 'Ponyville', I live there with my parents and sometimes I stay with my older sister Rarity"

"You mentioned some evil King sending you here, what was that about?"

"Well he did it to annoy my sister, see my sister and her friends are the strongest ponies in my world, so King Sombra tried getting to them by filly napping me and my two friends, one of whom was the sister of one of my sister's friends and when my sister and her friends arrived, he threw me into a portal with my friends"

"Where are your friends?"

"I don't know, I was pretty mad at them cause they provoked King Sombra, my friend Apple Bloom was such a lunatic"

"Lunatic?" Rollins got flashbacks to Dean Ambrose, "I know what it's like dealing with a Lunatic, I used to team with one"

Sweetie cocked her head, "You did? What was it like?"

"Horrible, I did it so I can get far in this business, it was me, The Lunatic Dean Ambrose and a big silent guy Roman Reigns, we all wanted to be on top and be big stars so we worked together as 'The Shield', we all did great, I led the to many victories, then one day we got the biggest victory of our careers and became the huge stars we wanted to become, then after that I decided to end the group so I can focus on my singles career cause I wanted to be Champion, though I couldn't just tell them I Wanted to go on my own because then they would get angry, the one time I Considered it they actually came looking for me like they wanted to hurt me, so when I broke away from them, I had to take the out first, which I did, and I was free, however they still came after me after they healed, luckily my boss was able to protect me by giving me security guards, those two over there", Seth pointed to Jamie Noble & Joey Mercury, "Former wrestlers in their own rights, this way I can wrestle without any of them, especially Dean Ambrose, that guy stalked me for months after I ended the group, it wasn't even anything personal, it was a business decision, so we can move on with our careers"

Sweetie had been listening to this story with full enthusiasm, once it ended she had some comments, "Sounds like it was a smart choice, you're the World champion now so it all worked out, those other guys need to let go"

"Finally, someone smart, everyone called me a sellout for that"

"I bet if they were given the same opportunity they would do the same thing", Sweetie said.

"Exactly! Why can't all fans be like you? And you're not even a fan, well not yet, maybe you could watch me wrestle tonight, once Triple H gives me an opponent at my level, I want the best, not some meathead who can't stay at the top"

"Actually, can I be at ringside? I wanna see you wrestle up close", Sweetie said.

"Um, might be risky since you're a unicorn and you would attract unwanted attention, people might bug you, though I think I can figure something out"

"Sounds neat!" Sweetie said.

Soon Triple H arrived in the office, Rollins Immediately approached him, "You made it, I have an issue that I want you to fix"

"I swear if it's about your match with Ryback I don't wanna hear it, the match is set you're facing him tonight"

"What for though? What has he done to earn a shot at me?"

"Look, my hands are tied, I need a good match for tonight and Ryback won't stop bugging me about this, you can handle him, just smash his face into the mat and be done with him, now if you don't mind I'd like to just go about my business without any-" Triple H noticed Sweetie Belle staring at him, "There's a unicorn staring at me"

"Oh her? Long story, but you know what fine, I'll consider it a show off match to show my friend Sweetie Belle how I do things"

Sweetie's ears perked, "Friend? You consider me a friend?" Sweetie had a hopeful smile.

"Yeah you seem cool enough, come with me to my locker room and we'll talk more as I prepare for my match"

Sweetie rushed to Rollins and jumped into his arms, "Ok!"

As they left, Triple H just stared at Noble & Mercury, "What the hell is going on?"

The security guards shrugged and simply followed Rollins and Sweetie, leaving Triple H baffled, "I need a beer or something, I'm losing my damn mind".


Will the Cutie Mark Crusaders go way of The Shield? What will hapen she Sweetie gets an up close shot of the action? She will be a very unique manager to say the least.