Sorry the chapters are so short...
So after that very small very unimportant relisation, I felt absolutely fine. I skipped out into the hallway, happy as a little elf. No of corse I didn't, you dipshit. I was absolutely terrified, I mean what if I have to kill people? Sure, it was cool enough in the game, but I couldn't do that in front of my own hands!
After a few seconds of standing in the middle of "my" room, considering possible game stratagies like this was just another playthrough for YouTube, the room suddenly caught on fire, flames dancing everywhere I looked. I started to scream, my then there was hands from behind me, covering my mouth so no sound would emerge.
"HMMH! MMMMM!" I failed.
"Don't be scared, little one, you'll be absolitely fine," the figure- sounded like a man- behind me said in a low, smooth, yet on edge voice. That's when it hit me.
"I- What do I have to do? I'm not-"
"I know exactly who you are, you don't need to worry about that. What you do need to worry about is killing everyone in this house. And when you return to your life...well, we'll get to that later," he said.
I gulped.
"Go for a walk. I don't have to teach you the controls I presume? Or the object of this whole operation?"
I tried to speak, but my throat had completely closed up in fear. I could only nod at him.
A flash of white light later, he was gone.
I walked into one of the many drawing rooms in this huge fucking house and found my father pouring a glass of whiskey for him and his friend, sitting opposite him in a similar armchair to his own. He noticed me when I had been standing for a while.
"Ah, son, this is Detective McGuffin. He's here to investigate the shocking event of last night. I'm sure you'll help him by keeping out from under his feet, son? Anyway, scoot just now, we have a lot to discuss. Go and find one of the maids, I'm sure they'll have a job for you to do."
And off I went, being an innocent little six year old.
I wonder what horrible shocking thing I can make happen to PewDie in the next chapter...mwahahahahaaa! Review while my evil mind is at work :D ?
