Hehe part two of the rules! The plot bunnies have been bouncing back and forth :) Read on!
#21. Any party that is being held must be approved and given permission by Optimus, Solara, or Prowl
(Skids and Mudflap planned a party on the one night)
(Say what you will about those two but they know how to have a good time)
(Unfortunately they brought out the good high grade, and everyone had a cube or six)
(The humans unfortunately walked into a roomful of drunk robots)
(Ironhide, who had managed to down 8 cubes, had been singing The YMCA song, and doing dance)
(The look on Lennox's face was priceless)
(Though not as much as Ironhide's when he found out everyone has his little song and dance on dvd)
#22. Don't ask where human sparklings come from
(Just don't)
(Sam and Miles got a white board and tried to draw an example)
(Then Mikaela and Tai came in, and began to 'fix' their drawings)
(Result: Humor, and misinterpretations on a mass scale)
(Not to mention a very gross looking white board)
#23. When playing Wii please listen to the instructions and attach the straps to your wrist
(We had a slight incident the other day)
(Wheeljack had created bigger wii remotes for us bots, so we could enjoy the human games)
(Unfortunately we hadn't gotten the whole 'wrist' movement down, and were swinging our arms around)
(Sunny and Sides were engaged in a violent tennis match, and had forgotten to use the straps)
(Sides remote flew out and smack Ironhide who fell into Prowl, who fell into Prime who fell on Rogue)
(Dog pile!)
#24. Along with that rule, please watch your arms
(the medics don't appreciate banging dents out of us)
(especially because of video games)
#25. If the men of the base are going to have a drinking party don't/ ask them tell them the following
.Beer before wine makes you feel fine, wine before beer makes you feel queer
.Did you know the National Anthem is written to the tune of a drinking song?
.Did you know its illegal to feed beer to moose in Alaska and fish in Ohio?
.There is an alcohol cloud in outer space which could make four trillion trillion drinks
(Either you will get them all staring at you have them laughing on the floor)
(The beer before wine usually gets them riled up)
#26. When watching a movie please don't sit through the entire thing and point out every mistake that the humans made when filming it
(It got so bad that when Mikaela, Sarah, KT and some other human femmes were watching Twilight, Prowl had come in and began pointing put everything that was wrong)
(When we found him, he was hog tied, painted pink, and had a piece of paper taped to his forehead that said "Team Edward forever!" on it)
(Oh camera's were flashing left and right)
#27. Please for the love of Primus if you want to make it to the next stellar cycle, please do not touch any buttons in Wheeljacks lab
(Wheelie thought it would be funny to press the big red button)
(In any senario pressing the big red button is a bad idea, but did he listen? Noooo)
(After a big explosion from the south half of the base, we found him lying in pieces outside)
(His head was soon used to play a fierce kick ball game with)
(Not that I would know XD)
#28. Beware April First
(Humans have a holiday specially made for pranks)
(We younger bots have fully incorporated this into our schedules)
(Older bots, not so much)
#29. Never become a test subject for any of Wheeljack's experiments
(Once again this was my fault)
(Remember rules #6 and #11 with the whole no autobot energy drink thing?)
(Well, he got creative and I got curious)
(Solara's optics is still twitching, and Jazz is staying far far away from me)
(You don't wanna know what I did)
#30. When in Battle with Decepticons never yell the following
*We're screwed!*
*Dibs on the ugly one!* then reply with *Which one is the ugly one?*
*Sentry down!*
*I have one foot on me, and its going up all your asses!*
*Say hello to my little friends* (Ironhide's personal favorite for his cannons)
#31. Avoid playing extreme games of hide and go seek
(We may be big, but we know places to hide)
(We also can get stuck too)
(It took Bee hours to find us)
(I was crammed in vents, Sides was in the armory, and Sunny, who had the best, was in the Hachet's office)
(Needless to say, with additional dents to his helm)
#32. The following movies are not to be watched on tv, DVD, tapes, HBO, Hulu, or pirated
.Cars (They're not transformers for the last fragging time)
.Alice in Wonder land (Does this one honestly need a caption?)
.Toy Story 1, 2, or 3 (This resulted in the destruction of all of Annabelle's toys, and a very unhappy screaming three years old)
.Avatar (There is no tall blue people, and Lennox and his men were taken into be questioned by Red Alert about any other unknown government functions)
(That day didn't end so well)
#33. Refrain from doing this cheer
*1, 3, 5, 9, who do we think is mighty fine, PRIME!*
(It was funny at first until the lambo twins kept repeating it over and over)
#34. Learn Yo mamma jokes immediately upon arrival, examples are provided below
*Yo mamma is so old, that Unicron is in her year book!*
*Yo mamma is so ugly that even Rachet said "I WONT FIX THAT!"*
*Yo mamma is stupid that Prowl glitches just trying to understand her!*
(The jokes would continue but Prowl is glaring)
#35. Do not play the following songs while Ironhide is in the shooting range
.Blow by Ke$ha
.Blow me Away by Breaking Benjamin
.Crush Crush by Paramore
.Beethoven's 5th Symphony
.21 Guns by Green Day
.Six Feet Under the Stars by All Time Low
(He got a little violent when I played all six in one day)
#36. Don't let humans mess around with energon, especially the high grade
(Sharsky and Fassbinder nabbed some of Sunny high grade and managed to make it to their cars)
(Until one dropped)
(We all know what happened to the car, but the real question is what happened to Fassbinder and Sharsky?)
#37. Fireworks are forbidden from the base
(This one was Miles, Skids, and Mudflaps fault, not mine for once)
(After a trip to Indiana, they had come back with four boxes of them)
(What for might you ask?)
(Placing them in bots rooms and waking them up)
(Their defense when caught "We wanted to wake bots up with beautiful showers of colored sparkly shiny goodness")
(...)
#38. Never attempt anything that is shown or performed in Jackass
(Ever seen episode six, when Bam and Bran joust on BMX bikes?)
(Well, myself and Sides decided to attempt this, except in vehicle mode)
(We duck taped metal poles to the sides went at it)
(Rachet, Galea, Optimus, Solara, and Prowl were not happy)
(But Sam, Tai, Miles, and Leo were all placing bets at the same time)
(I held the better odds for winning, just for the record)
#39. Do not play these songs while Rachet is in the room or play them in his medbay
.Fever by Ella Fitzgerald
.Bring me to Life by Evanescence
.I Need a Doctor by Eminem ft Dr. Dre
.How to Save a Life by The Fray
.Awake and Alive by Skillet
.Monster Hospital by Metric
(The Hachet's aim has gotten better as of late)
#40. Please Optimus' Prime daughter, Tatyana Prime Witwicky is a perfect sane and nice human, stop contacting Galea and Rachet to give her mental health tests!
(She just has a different way of greeting people/bots okay?)
(But that one time with Ultra Magnus was the exception, that was just bad timing, on both parts)
Thanxs for reading! Rules #24, 25, and 31 are based on several things that happened in my life (I still have the black eye from where my sister hit me when we played wii tennis) (and I recommend listening to some of the songs they are very good) If you have any ideas feel free to post 'em to me on reviews or messages
