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I DON"T OWN TWILIGHT!!!!!!
Chapter 2: Numbers 1-9
"Emmett!!!!! WANNA ARM WRESTLE??" asked Edward.
"Hahaha you? Arm-wrestle me? Yeah, that'll work out nice for you." Said Emmett smirkily.
"Surrrrreee." Replied Edward. "Bring it ON brother!"
Edward and Emmett wrestled for about ten minutes when finally: "BAM! BEAT YA!!!" said Emmett.
"I will beat you one day. FEAR THE WRATH OF EDWARDO!!!!"
"Edwardo? Honestly Edward." Said Emmett. "NOBODY WILL EVER BEAT THE KIND OF EMMETTOPOLIS!!!!!"
"freak."
Muttered Edward under his breath. "Time to go hunting."
Edward
and Emmett ran down to South America, where the mountain lions were
in season.
"I'll bet you $8,000,000,000,000 that I can catch more mountain lions than yOuuuuuuuu." Said Emmett.
"You are soooooooooo on!" said Edward.
At the end of their 2-hour hunting trip, Edward had caught only 24 lions, while Emmett had caught 66.
"BOOOOYAAAHH!!!! BEAT YOU AGAIN! WHO'S THE KIND OF EMMETTOPOLIS? ME! ME! ME!!!!" shouted Emmett.
"Sore winner." Said Edward.
"Awww. Who's sad because they lost? Eddie is! Eddie is! Eddie is!"
And on that note, the king of Emmettopolis and little Eddie went back home to work on the next 2 items on the list.
"time to go to school. Wheee." Said Edward.
"HEY! BE HAPPY!!!" said Jasper.
And then suddenly, "OMG Jasper we're going to school! I just love school Jazzy! Don't you just love school????" squealed Edward.
"It's times like these when I wish I were human again." Muttered Jasper.
So the girly Edwardita and Jasper suffered through the school day. At the end of the day, Edwardita turned back into Edward. Then it was time for number 4.
"Hey Jasper. I'll pay you $1,000 if you make Bella hyper." Said Edward.
"Ok."
All
of a sudden Bella ran over to Edward.
"Hi Edward!!! HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI!!! What do you want to do today? I wanna go eat more chocolate and more candy and why is my leg twitching? EDWARD MAKE MY LEG STOP TWITCHING!!!" said Bella.
"Bella I have another idea. How about we go jump on trampolines?" said Edward.
"Oooooooooooooooooh Okay!!!!" said Bella.
So Bella and Edward planned their route. First they would go to Mike's, then Jessica's, then Eric's, then Angela's, then Ben's, then they would go to Jacob's, just to make him mad.
First, they went to Mike's, where Mike was already out on the trampoline, so they kicked him off. Then they broke it. Then the same thing happened at Jessica's, Eric's, Angela's, and Ben's. When they got to Jacob's, the pack was having a party on the trampoline. Edward picked up Bella and they went to the tree above the trampoline and they jumped out of the tree and the pack went FLYING!! Then Bella and Edward ran back to Bella's house.
Charlie
opened the door.
"Edward." He greeted.
"Oh Charlie! You are one of my idols! I looooooooooooooooove you!" said Edward.
"Well that's a little weird." Said Charlie. "Come on in, the Sox game is on."
"YAY!" said Edward, in his girly voice.
They watched the game and then Edward went home for Cullen Truth or dare night.
