Pick up Milk –SH

Get it yourself – JW

Busy –SH

Doing what? I know Lestrade has not given you a case –JW

Experiment –SH

Where are you? –SH

I am in Tesco –JW

Sherlock dropped his phone into his empty coffee cup. He returned his attention to the television. He had spent the last 5 hours lounged on the sofa watching a SpongeBob Squarepants marathon. He reached over and grabbed a handful of Gummie bears. He was just starting another packet when his phone went off.

Sherlock Holmes. You are a 32yr old male with an Iq of 186. Switch off SpongeBob. Don't open those Gummie bears and call Lestrade –MH

Sherlock ignored him. Instead he turned up the volume and started to munch on a handful of Gummie bears.

"Sherlock, your brother called me…" Lestrade stepped over the threshold of 221B. His eyes looked on at the Consulting Detective sprawled across the couch. The theme tune for SpongeBob Squarepants drowning out his muttered swears. "One month without cases and you turn into a six year old." Lestrade smiled. He secretly thought it was cute. He started to pick up littered sweet wrappers and cans of coke from the coffee table. Anderson and Donovan sauntered into the living room. They burst into laughter at the sight.

"What are you doing watching children's television freak?" sally said not even trying to cover her laughter.

"My niece watches this show. Is it not your naptime?" Anderson sniggered.

"Shut up" Sherlock snapped at him. He stood up from the couch. Gummie bears cascading down from all kinds of places.

"Sherlock? I have brought the-"John froze shocked at the sight of the consulting Detective in a crumpled suit reaching over to grab another packet of sweets. His eyes then flickered over to the television. He blinked furiously. It could not have been true. Sherlock Holmes was watching SpongeBob Squarepants!