Discoveries
A/N - I am back and I bring with me more randomness!
Warnings - randomness, stupidity, OOC, AU, swearing, and just plain insanity!
…
Discovery 2: Fanfiction
"Yoru-!" Ran whined.
Yoru came up behind his lover and wrapped his arms around him resting his head on Ran's shoulder, "What's up love?"
"What's fanfiction??" asked Ran turning his head to look at Yoru.
Yoru pulled a puzzled face. Fanfiction? What was that? But Yoru being the kind of person with a large amount of pride didn't want to let on to Ran he had no idea what it was.
"Where did you find it love?" he asked.
"Umm, on this site called fanfiction dot net," he said clicking into the site, "what ever it is there stuff from our new show on here."
Yoru's eyes scanned the page, this wasn't making a great amount of sense to him.
"Yoru look at this one," said Ran pointing to the screen, "Yoru x Ran, rated M, lemon…"
They were silent for a moment.
"Why would you put a fruit in there?" asked Ran innocently.
Yoru just shrugged he had heard the word used for something else a long time ago, he just didn't quite remember what it meant. While Yoru was thinking Ran had already clicked on the link and started reading, whatever it was it was short and by the time Ran finished reading it his face was as red as his eyes.
"Y-Yoru I think I worked out what lemon means…"
"That's right!" Yoru said snapping his fingers and standing beside Ran, "now I remember, it's another way for saying sex scenes…" his voice trailed off.
"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!? PEOPLE ARE WRITING SEX STORIES ABOUT US!!" Yoru yelled, very, very loudly causing Sunao and Sora to come running in.
"What's going on?" asked Sora.
"Ran was searching the net and found smut fanfiction about us." said Yoru calming down.
Sunao looked at the screen and read a bit of it before looking away slowly while saying, "is that position even possible?"
Ran looked over to them and grinned "YEP!"
Sora and Sunao stood there dumbfounded, "Yoru what have you exactly been doing to Ran?" asked Sora.
"Hey! The positions are Ran's ideas! I just come up with the names. (1)"Yoru said.
"Names like what?" asked Sunao.
"Well now that you mention it there's-"
"We don't wanna know!" yelled Sora.
"But I'm kinda curio-"
"We don't want to!" Sora interrupted again.
"What is all the yelling about in here?" asked Matsuri who was standing in the doorway.
"Oh hey Matsuri-chan." said Sunao.
"Ran and Yoru found smut fanfiction staring themselves." said Sora.
"Ew."
Yoru smirked "Well not really, because some of the stuff we do is worse than-"
"NO MORE TALKING!" Sunao, Sora and Matsuri yelled.
….
(1) credit goes to my good friend supersunchan, sankyuu Ko-chan!
Hope you all liked it, Reviews are much loved by me, any flames the Sukisho guys will use to make a bonfire and roast marshmallows!
….
