Japanese words + meanings

Nisemono - liar

Chapter 2 - Introductions

"Hey, Nami, Zoro, Usopp, Sanji!" Luffy yelled as loud as possible, which was almost deafening, "Come and meet the new addition to our crew!"

"You don't have to make us all deaf!" Nami glared at Luffy.

"I was trying to sleep." Zoro matched Nami's glare.

"But you always sleep." Usopp muttered.

Sanji, on the other hand, was a lot more cheerful about his new crewmate.

"My, how beautiful your eyes are." he grinned.

"Flirt with me one more time and I'll maim you." Kai glared at him, "I hate flirts."

"Where'd you find her?" Usopp asked, sniggering at Sanji's failure to charm her.

"Floating alone in a little boat,"Kai replied, "And I'd prefer it if you didn't treat me like I don't exist."

"Anyway," Luffy said before Usopp could counter, "This is Nami, our navigator, Zoro, expert swordsman, Sanji, the chef, and Usopp, the s-"

"Brave warrior of the seas!" Usopp interrupted.

"You don't look much like a warrior." she said, "Nisemono. Anyway, I'm Kai, and I'm gonna be Pirate Queen, just you wait and see."

"I don't trust her." Nami declared.

"If it makes you feel better, I'll leave my boat behind." she pointed to where her boat was, or so she thought. When she actually looked where she was pointed, she stared for a few moments, and then laughed, "Guess I have to leave it behind anyway."

Everyone would have started arguing over wether she should stay or not, but Kai spotted a flag in the distance.

"Anyone recognise that pirate ship?" she asked.