Sanji buys a Hogwarts potions book by mistake, thinking it was a cook book. Realizing his mistake he shows it to the rest of the crew later that day…
"Yeah, I just picked it up and flicked through it, I saw ingredient lists and instructions. So that's why I bought it." Sanji explained as Robin examined the book more closely.
"So it's a mystery book?" Luffy asked
"No… but it's almost a cook book, but in the sense that the thing being cook could turn you into someone else…" Robin handed the book to Chopper
"Huh? What?"
"I mean to say, Luffy-san, it seems to be a book of potions. The one I was reading was instructions to become someone else. I believe it was called polyjuice."
"Cool!" Luffy, Usopp and Chopper said in unison
Chopper look down at the book and giggled, "Sanji, here's one you might want to make it's called Amortentia."
"Why? What's it do?"
"It says that it's the world's strongest love potion."
"………………………………………….. Does it work?" Sanji asked quietly
Nami took the book from Chopper, "If it did you'll never make it Sanji-kun." She leafed through the book as Sanji was crushed by her words.
""What are you looking for?" Zoro asked Nami, "a way to turn lead into gold or something?"
"Maybe"
"Greedy bitch"
"How dare you call Nami-chwan a bitch! Marimo-baka!"
Before Zoro could respond Usopp cut in, "Do you two have to have this argument again? You do it at least 5 times a day. Zoro calls Nami something rude, Sanji gets mad at Zoro, you both start yelling and then it gets physical… We get it: you don't like eachother!" Usopp hid behind Nami as Sanji and Zoro turned their rage on him.
Nami laughed, "Oh here's something that I'd bet my life that Luffy was dropped in when he was born."
"What is it my sweet Nami-swaaan?"
"Felix Felisus, the lucky potion."
Most of the crew laughed and they continued normal conversation and forgot about the book. Well, almost everyone forgot about the book; Sanji managed to grab it and stowed it in a cupboard for later that evening when the rest of the crew was asleep.
Later that night….
Sanji was in the kitchen adding the last ingredient to the love potion. "Tomorrow will be a great day!" Sanji twirled around in celebration as he left the kitchen.
The next day: snack time…
"Nami-swan, would you like a rice-ball?"
She took the ball spiked with the love potion and raised it to her mouth. Just as she was about to bite it, Ace jumped up from his surfboard thing.
"Yo, just dropped in to say 'hi'!" Ace said as he spotted the rice balls "may I?"
"Sure" Nami handed hers to him
To Sanji's horror he ate it.
The effects were emendate…
