Harry
Wow. What a boring afternoon. I wish Fred and George were here. They'd make me laugh. But then again, Pansy Parkinson's face makes me laugh. Which leads to a further discussion about how Slytherin's got their herritage. And how snakes got scales. And how those little weasle thingy's eat snakes. That didn't sound right. I never make sense when I say stuff in literal terms. See, not making sense again. Pokemon. Hehehe. You poke them, and they wiggle! Okay, that just sounded gross. But what happens when a Pikachu evolves?? I mean, duh, this other gaywod Pokemon, but they never mentioned Pichu...I have no clue on how to spell it, but when a Pikachu is born in the furst season, they just had it as Pikachu! That is so stupid! In fact, Pokemon is stupid so I'll shut-up now.
But I'm not even talking. Is Hermione talking? Well you know what, I can't hear her so nah. Not my prob. Rikki Tikki Tavi. Hehehe. Bugs Bunny. That was a cute show...in the first grade...Rikki Tikki Tavi. I loved that, yea. Man, that would be so cool if I had super powers like some Spiderman! Wait, didn't htey come out with a movie about that?? And some little wizard boy that has magical powers?? Man, that was so stupid! He had some dumb symbol on his forehead! See, Spiderman was cool. That would be so cool. I wanna kiss that red head! No, more than that! But I've just heard of those movies. Too bad I've never SEEN them. I can't. Is Hermione STILL talking?? What time is it?? First we were in Snape's class, now she's talking again! Girls talk alot. I wonder what happened with Krum? She can go talk to that git instead, 'cause I'm not listening! Dumdedumdedum...where's Ron?
Ron
"I don't think I should be here..." I backed away as that girly ghost closed in on me.
"Where's-" Okay, so I couldn't hear anymore on what she was saying. Okay, if my mind is so empty, than why can't I hear people? I mean come on! If I'm dumb, then people's voices should be wandering around in there somewhere! Oh well. Maybe I have a disability. Aw, cool! Then I would get to miss classes! Woohoo! But would I have to be sent back home?? Oh no, not with Percy! I can't afford dry cleaning! Wait, what was I saying?
"Dubaly dubaly doo!" Okay, now that freaky ghost is swirling around. Am I drunk? Butter beer isn't alcohol! Hickup! Oops. That wasn't butter beer. "Doodoo!" Ha! Doodoo is funny. Say wee fast two times! Ha! Weewee! I like the word annonnymus. Sy it five times fast. See, I couldn't even pronounce it. Wait, how can I pronounce it when it's in my head? Wow, here comes that swirling bloack dot again. Hold up, why the hell am I in here, anyways?
Hermione
I lost Harry. Just great. He wasn't listening to me all day! They piss me off so much! But they are, afterall, still my friends. They're fun, I suppose. Maybe a little LD, but friends all the same. When Ron bought that butter beer, was it really butter beer? It looked more of a light brown or osmething. Wait a sec, where's Ron?
Wow. What a boring afternoon. I wish Fred and George were here. They'd make me laugh. But then again, Pansy Parkinson's face makes me laugh. Which leads to a further discussion about how Slytherin's got their herritage. And how snakes got scales. And how those little weasle thingy's eat snakes. That didn't sound right. I never make sense when I say stuff in literal terms. See, not making sense again. Pokemon. Hehehe. You poke them, and they wiggle! Okay, that just sounded gross. But what happens when a Pikachu evolves?? I mean, duh, this other gaywod Pokemon, but they never mentioned Pichu...I have no clue on how to spell it, but when a Pikachu is born in the furst season, they just had it as Pikachu! That is so stupid! In fact, Pokemon is stupid so I'll shut-up now.
But I'm not even talking. Is Hermione talking? Well you know what, I can't hear her so nah. Not my prob. Rikki Tikki Tavi. Hehehe. Bugs Bunny. That was a cute show...in the first grade...Rikki Tikki Tavi. I loved that, yea. Man, that would be so cool if I had super powers like some Spiderman! Wait, didn't htey come out with a movie about that?? And some little wizard boy that has magical powers?? Man, that was so stupid! He had some dumb symbol on his forehead! See, Spiderman was cool. That would be so cool. I wanna kiss that red head! No, more than that! But I've just heard of those movies. Too bad I've never SEEN them. I can't. Is Hermione STILL talking?? What time is it?? First we were in Snape's class, now she's talking again! Girls talk alot. I wonder what happened with Krum? She can go talk to that git instead, 'cause I'm not listening! Dumdedumdedum...where's Ron?
Ron
"I don't think I should be here..." I backed away as that girly ghost closed in on me.
"Where's-" Okay, so I couldn't hear anymore on what she was saying. Okay, if my mind is so empty, than why can't I hear people? I mean come on! If I'm dumb, then people's voices should be wandering around in there somewhere! Oh well. Maybe I have a disability. Aw, cool! Then I would get to miss classes! Woohoo! But would I have to be sent back home?? Oh no, not with Percy! I can't afford dry cleaning! Wait, what was I saying?
"Dubaly dubaly doo!" Okay, now that freaky ghost is swirling around. Am I drunk? Butter beer isn't alcohol! Hickup! Oops. That wasn't butter beer. "Doodoo!" Ha! Doodoo is funny. Say wee fast two times! Ha! Weewee! I like the word annonnymus. Sy it five times fast. See, I couldn't even pronounce it. Wait, how can I pronounce it when it's in my head? Wow, here comes that swirling bloack dot again. Hold up, why the hell am I in here, anyways?
Hermione
I lost Harry. Just great. He wasn't listening to me all day! They piss me off so much! But they are, afterall, still my friends. They're fun, I suppose. Maybe a little LD, but friends all the same. When Ron bought that butter beer, was it really butter beer? It looked more of a light brown or osmething. Wait a sec, where's Ron?
