Happy TBBT day!
I intended this story to be light and fun, this chapter isn't going to be smutty. I'm sorry if you're looking for one. Hope the title is not misleading though. Emphasize on the discussion, not coitus. LOL!
If you're reading this, you're awesome!
Also, this Bernadette is still pregnant, this Sheldon might be a little OOC, and this Shamy have coitus more often.
It was vintage game night and the gang gathered in 4A, including Haley who was sleeping in Sheldon's old room.
They were having dinner while chatting about their lives for the last week. Balancing life with works and spouses (for Howard and Bernadette, and Leonard and Penny), planning the wedding (for Sheldon and Amy), and a second job (for Raj) was hard. They could not gather and have dinner every night as they used to do.
"So, I was thinking, while the guys play video game, we can go next door and have an impromptu girls' night, Howard's here and he can look after Haley for a while," Bernadette said to Amy and Penny.
"Ooh, great! We could open a bottle of rosé I got from a client today," Penny said. "Well, not you, Bernadette," she added pointing Bernadette's belly with her chin.
Amy thought it was a great idea. Most girls' nights they had lately took place in Bernadette's place, other times were held in her place with Bernadette skyping from home because she needed bedrest. Now, the girls were all here, they could finally have a proper one.
Before Amy could reply, Sheldon interrupted, "She can't. We already have a plan."
"What's the plan? You're gonna give her a lecture?" Penny joked.
Sheldon blatantly replied," If must know, we are going to have coitus."
Everybody groaned and seemed to have lost their appetite, except for Amy who had her jaw dropped listening to his statement. Surprisingly, Sheldon looked very calm.
Howard put down his fork on the plate saying, "For future reference, Sheldon, we don't have to know."
"Agreed. And I thought you guys only do that on Amy's birthday," Raj said. "Except that one time I overheard you guys from the hallway doing I don't know what." When Sheldon started to open his mouth Leonard added quickly, "And, we don't want to know."
"Please, Amy and I are engaged and living together for quite some time. Don't be too naïve," Sheldon scoffed.
Amy was still too shocked anything when Raj asked, "So, does this mean game night is canceled?" He sounded disappointed, he really missed hanging out with the guys.
"Oh, no. We are still going to do that. Tomorrow's Saturday and Amy and I have agreed that we can go to bed late tonight since we don't have to wake up early the next day. Well, we're going to bed at our usual time but not to sleep, if you catch my drift," Sheldon raised one of his eyebrow knowingly then chuckled at his own joke.
No one seemed to be impressed at Sheldon's attempt to innuendo. Instead, the others just rolled their eyes in unison. In fact, if synchronized eye rolling were an Olympic game, they would sure win a gold medal. They would not even need to practice, just simply bring Sheldon along and let him speak.
"Well if you guys are still going to play games anyway I'm sure the girls and I can have girls' night first," Amy said a little annoyed that Sheldon kept talking on her behalf especially about their private life to their friends.
"But you can't have alcohol. I need you to be fully sober so that you can give me a firm consent before we do it," Sheldon told her.
"Sweetie, relax. A glass or two would be fine. She's not going to get drunk," Penny comforted him.
"Although, she might need to if she's going to have coitus with you," Howard muttered under his breath which caused Leonard and Raj to laugh and earned him glares from the girls. He then pretended to be busy with the food on his plate.
"Well, I would never disrespect Amy like that. Even after we are married and have grandchildren, I would always ask for her consent," Sheldon said confidently.
"That's actually very sweet, Sheldon," Bernadette said to him. The other girls seemed to agree with her. Even Amy felt her heart soften at his confession.
"I know. Now, chop chop! Amy and I need to be home at ten pm sharp."
And that was how Sheldon made the others' eye rolled in unison for the second time, but definitely not the last time, that evening.
A/N: I think Sheldon is very open when it comes to acknowledging his physical aspect of his relationship with Amy, in fact, he might be proud at that. Exhibit A: he told Penny and Leonard (which I assumed in a proud manner) about his plan to have birthday coitus with Amy in The Celebration Reverberation; Exhibit B: in The Veracity Elasticity when he thought Amy was hiding something from him, he blatantly said in front of the guys that he shared his body with Amy; Exhibit C: he told everyone on the campus about their coitus schedule; Exhibit D: he bragged to the other guys about his coital tally with Amy in recent episode (oops, spoiler!).
Anyway, maybe I'm just overanalyzing everything. Nevertheless, I hope you enjoy the story as much as I did writing it, if not more.
Thank you for reading.
p.s. There will be an additional chapter and it will be M rated. I will be posting it sometime next week. So, bear with me.
