Super Smash Brothers - Hardcore Survival.
Episode 1
Kirby's Perspective
Kirby: Woah, ok. I'm in a forest, wow a real big one too! I can't see any way out!. I guess I should probably float to the treetops to get a bearing…
*Kirby flies up to the top of the trees, he struggles getting through the canopy, but with a slice of his sword, he's through.
Kirby: Oh! Oh, oh! I see Falco over there! He hasn't spotted me! He's quite a formidable foe, but I think I'm gonna attack him! What should I do…? I should either chop him with my sword, or turn into a block and fall down on him… Hmm…
Falco's Perspective
Falco: Alright, this is interesting… Oh, there's a lake! That's nice. If I chop one of these trees down I can probably carve a bowl to carry some water around.
*Falco uses his fire charge to knock a tree down*
Falco: Very good, I should probably use my blaster to carve the bowl now, hopefully I can get it right.
*Falco shoots the tree and luckily somehow manages to carve a medium-sized bowl.
Falco: Aha! Nice. I'll just dip it in the water here… Cool.
*Falco examines his surroundings, left… right… down… up…
Falco: Oh CRAP! There's Kirby! I better do a barrel roll and get out of here!
Kirby's Perspective
Kirby: Damn, I thought I had him, I should probably take a more reserved approach to this thing… Maybe I'll last longer.
Wario's Perspective
Wario: Hahaha! *grin* I'm going to win this! I'm in the grasslands right now, and not many people will want to come here, in case they get exposed to the tough guys who lurk around here… How do I know that? Because I am a tough guy. Hahaha! I should probably go on the hunt, anyway. Oh! There's Villager!
*Wario chases after Villager*
Villager's Perspective
Villager: Oh no! Wario's coming! I have to run
*Villager floats to the top of a tree using balloons*
Wario (At the bottom of the tree). Damn you, Villager! I had you fair and square! I'm going to use my fart cannon to get up there!
*Wario relieves a giant fart and is subsequently blasted 10m in the air*
Wario: Damn, still not enough height. I'll be back for you Villager
Villager (Quietly, to himself): I hope not…
Bowser's Perspective
*Bowser stomps around, cremating trees with his fire breath as he walks*
Bowser: BOWSER ANGRY! BOWSER WANT FOOD! BOWSER WANT WATER!
King Dedede (walks up to Bowser): Hello, Bowser, do you want to be my ally? We can be the two evil kings, side by side! Yeah!
Bowser: NO. BOWSER NO ALLY. GO AWAY YOU FAT PENGUIN OR BOWSER BURN YOU AND EAT YOU ROASTED. BOWSER GIVE YOU 5 SECONDS TO RUN.
King Dedede: Ok, ok, ok! I'm running!
*King Dedede breaks into a light jog away from Bowser*
Bowser: 5!
*King Dedede picks up the pace to 4mph*
Bowser: 4!
*King Dedede trips up over a tree root*
Bowser 3, 2, 1! EATING TIME!
King Dedede: No, no, no! Please! Have this!
*King Dedede chucks Bowser one of his minions*
Bowser: FINE. I SPARE YOU ONCE. IF YOU DID NOT SUPPLY ME I WILL HAVE BURNED YOU AND EATEN YOU.
*King Dedede runs away, making more of an effort to get away*
*Bowser roasts the minion, and takes two fine chomps before it is devoured*
Captain Falcon: Stop right there, Bowser! Falcon PUNCH!
Bowser: AGH! FOOL! THIS ISN'T FAIR! I CAN'T FIGHT ON A FULL STOMACH!
Captain Falcon: All is fair in the name of Falcon! Falcon KICK!
Bowser: NOOOO!
Captain Falcon: Say goodbye, villain. Falcon PUNCH!
